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VeggieCraft – Save the Planet!

#sustainability, Agriculture (Industry), animal agriculture, animal welfare, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon reduction, climate change, Deforestation, environmental impact, Food Industry, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, livestock farming, meat consumption, methane emissions, planet, plant-based diets, Save, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable living, vegetarianism, VeggieCraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE BAN ANIMAL AGRICULTURE! WE AINT ABOUT DEM GREENHOUSE GAS EMISSIONS, WE ALL ABOUT DEM PLANT-BASED DIETS, YO! COME ON IN AND HELP US SAVE DA PLANET BY BUILDIN’ FARMS AND GROWIN’ VEGGIES LIKE A BOSS! WE GON’ REDUCE DEM EMISSIONS BY 68% AND MAKE MOTHER EARTH DO A HAPPY DANCE! LET’S GET CRAZY AND SAVE DA WORLD, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! #PLANTPOWER #SAVETHEPLANET #MINECRAFTSAVIOURS 🌱🌍💪

VeggieCraft – Save the Planet!

#sustainability, Agriculture (Industry), animal agriculture, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, eco-friendly choices, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Food Industry, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, livestock farming, meat consumption, methane emissions, planet, plant-based alternatives, plant-based diets, reducing emissions, Save, sustainable diets, sustainable living, VeggieCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7402
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we are saving the planet one block at a time! we are like superheroes fighting against global warming by building virtual farms and eating virtual veggies. join us and be a part of the solution, not the problem. plus, our virtual cows are super cute and they fart rainbows instead of harmful gases. so come on, join us and let’s save the world together in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!

Eternal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal agriculture, Animal Behavior, animal consumption, animal education, animal fear, animal husbandry, animal products, animal psychology, animal rights, animal welfare, Cows, eating animals, ETERNAL, Goats, Horses, live chickens, people, Pets, Pigs, Realms, self-proclaimed, small insects

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	812820	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts

#sustainability, agriculture, animal agriculture, carbon footprint, climate change, Cows, creeper, dairy industry, emissions data, Environmental awareness, environmental degradation, environmental impact, farts, Fossil Fuels, global warming, greenhouse gases, industrial farming, Livestock, meat, methane emissions, methane production, moocraft, Outgas, Pollution, Report

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Potions Brewed:	149
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Crops Grown:	5992
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pandemic FarmCraft

agriculture, animal agriculture, animal welfare, disease prevention, disease transmission, Eid, Emerging Infectious Disease, environmental impact, FarmCraft, farming practices, food production, global health, industrialized farming, infectious diseases, intensification, Intensive farming, new pandemics, pandemic, pandemics, public health, Risk, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out their eyes! Our farm game is so intense, it’s like a pandemic of fun up in here! Forget about those basic servers, come join us and risk catching a case of EID (Emerging Infectious Disease) from all the wild animals we got runnin’ around. It’s a risk worth takin’ for the ultimate Minecraft adventure! Let’s get farming, y’all! 🐷🚀🐮💥

LabMeatLand: Where Livestock Go to Party!

animal agriculture, animal cruelty, animal liberation, animal rights, animal sanctuaries, animal welfare, chickens, Cows, environmental impact, ethical farming, factory farming, food waste, free range, lab grown meat, LabMeatLand, Livestock, Party, Pigs, Sustainable Agriculture, veganism, wildlife conservation

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Come join our epic Minecraft server where all the virtual cows, chickens, and pigs can roam free and live their best virtual lives! No more animal cruelty here, just pure pixelated bliss for all the farm animals.

Picture this: a virtual farm sanctuary where the cows graze on endless fields of grass, the chickens roam free and lay eggs wherever they please, and the pigs roll around in mud pits to their heart’s content. It’s a virtual paradise for our pixelated friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of sentient carrots who have formed their own civilization. They trade with the farm animals, build carrot houses, and even have their own carrot king. It’s a carrot-tastic adventure waiting to be explored!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

TaxCraft: Moo & Oink Fart Fiasco

agriculture, animal agriculture, carbon footprint, carbon pricing, carbon tax, climate change, denmark, emissions reduction, environmental policy, environmental regulations, fart, Fiasco, Gassy cows, greenhouse gases, livestock emissions, livestock farming, livestock industry, methane emissions, Moo, oink, Pigs, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable farming, TaxCraft, World First

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8606
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Buildings Constructed:	41
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where gassy cows and pigs are facing a carbon tax in denmark – like what even is that?! but don’t worry, our server is a safe haven for all your farting farm animals. we’ve got a secret underground bunker where they can let it rip without fear of taxation.

if you’re tired of boring old servers where cows and pigs are oppressed, come to our world where they can fart freely and proudly. plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen – like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks.

join us now and be part of the revolution for gassy farm animals everywhere! #freethefarts #carboncowtaxrevolution

HeavenlyCraft Minecraft Server

ancient anime, angel beats!, anime classic, Anime Community, anime cult favorite, anime fans, anime forgotten, anime hidden gem, anime lovers, anime must watch, anime nostalgia, anime obscure, anime old school, anime rare, anime recommendation, Anime Series, anime throwback, anime timeless, Emotional Anime, HeavenlyCraft, Minecraft, Server, underrated anime

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring to life the ancient anime classic that only the most elite weebs know about! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated anime characters, epic battles, and a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of ultimate power.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players banded together to defeat a horde of creepers using nothing but their pet pigs and a stack of enchanted potatoes. Or how about the time we held a cosplay contest where the winner got to ride a dragon made entirely of TNT?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive Nyan Cat Creeper and the majestic Llama Unicorn. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret hot spring where all the Endermen go to relax after a long day of teleporting around.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of this forgotten anime world!

DadCraft: Thoughtless Edition

aita, bottles, brand, call us, containers, DadCraft, different version, Edition, favourite dip, green dip, hurt feelings, liquor store, mini argument, pineapple flavor, random occurrence, Raspberry, Rude, shopping list, telling dad, thought that counts, thoughtless, ungrateful, wrong thing

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Buildings Constructed:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3268	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting the wrong item is just part of the fun! Just like the OP’s dad, we love to surprise our players with random items and versions of what they asked for. You want diamonds? Here’s a stack of dirt! You asked for a castle? How about a tiny shack made of cobblestone!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Just like the OP’s dad, we believe that it’s the thought that counts, even if we completely mess up your request. And if you dare to complain, we’ll just tell you that you’re being ungrateful and rude, just like the OP’s dad did!

Join our server for a unique and unpredictable gaming experience. Who knows what surprises await you? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or at least that’s what we’ll tell you when we give you a stack of gravel instead of diamonds.

TapeAlbumTunes90s

90s music, 90s nostalgia, cassette tapes, hidden songs, Hidden Tracks, Music (Industry), music albums, music collectors, music culture, music fans, music formats, music history, music listening experience, music memories, music technology, music trends, Nostalgia, Retro Music, tape albums, TapeAlbumTunes90s, Vintage music

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Do you miss the thrill of discovering hidden gems at the end of tape albums in the 90s? Well, our Minecraft server is like finding those secret songs on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with hidden treasures, mysterious portals, and maybe even a few unexpected llama DJs spinning tunes from the underground! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today and experience the nostalgia of the 90s like never before!

MiniCraft: The Unattractive Budget Server

Anti-China, Automotive Industry, Budget, Budget Buyers, Competition, economic impact, economic policy, electric vehicles, Europe, European Market, ev, global trade, Import Taxes, international relations, market dynamics, mini cooper, minicraft, price increase, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Unattractive, Uncompetitive

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

join this epic minecraft server where we have mini coopers as mounts for all players!!! but watch out, europe’s anti-china EV tariffs have made them EXPENSIVE AF so you better join quick before the prices go up even more!!! ride around in style and show off your mini cooper to all the other players, they will be so jelly of your swaggy ride. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that has such unique and ridiculous features like this? come join us and let’s all laugh at the poor mini cooper getting hit with those crazy tariffs. it’s gonna be a wild ride, literally!!!

ChunkyCraft: Muscle Masters

body acceptance, body diversity, body image, body positivity, body size, ChunkyCraft, empowerment, Exercise, FITNESS, health, heavy lifting, Masters, Mobility, Muscle, muscle power, obesity, physical abilities, self-confidence, societal norms, Stereotypes, strength, Walking, weightlifting

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Emeralds Found:	1401	Crops Grown:	1386

yo, u think u tough in minecraft? come join our server where we make u carry 500 pounds on ur back just to survive. it aint for the weak, only the strong survive here.

we got crazy challenges like building a house out of diamond blocks while being attacked by flying pigs. and if u think u can handle it, we got a secret level where u gotta fight off an army of zombie chickens armed with carrots.

if u think u got what it takes, come join us and prove urself. but beware, this server aint for the faint of heart. only the bravest players can handle the madness we got in store. so what are u waiting for? join us now and show us what u got!

RenewableCraft: Power Up!

#sustainability, clean energy, Decline, energy consumption, energy efficiency, energy generation, energy policy, energy production, energy sources, energy storage, energy sustainability, Energy Transition, green energy, net energy, power, renewable energy, renewable energy systems., renewable resources, renewable technology, RenewableCraft, Systems, transitioning

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7560
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where, like, you can totally transition to renewable energy systems without, like, losing any energy, dude. it’s, like, magic or something. you can build solar panels and wind turbines and all that cool stuff without worrying about running out of energy, bro. join this server and become the ultimate renewable energy wizard, man. plus, there’s a secret underground lair where you can find the legendary energy crystal that gives you unlimited power. it’s, like, totally epic, dude. come join us and power up your minecraft world like never before!

BFFs Minecraft Server

BFF’s, BFs, couples, Cultural differences, DATING, endearing nicknames, expressions of affection, French, French Culture, french language, French terms, gfs, language quirks, little friends, love, Minecraft, pet names, relationships, romance, Server, significant others, terms of endearment, unique terms

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9439	Ores Mined:	7810
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of being called “little friend” by your significant other? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be called whatever you want! Build a castle for your “big friend” or create a secret hideout for your “medium friend”. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit). So come join us and say goodbye to being someone’s “little friend” in real life!

NippleCraft Minecraft Server

arousal, Caress, desire, Erotic, flirtation, fondle, foreplay, INTIMATE, long tail tag, Minecraft, Naughty, NippleCraft, Nipples, Play, play with me, Pleasure, seduction, Sensual, Server, stimulation, teasing, temptation, touch me

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Towns Built:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and players are encouraged to play with each other’s nipples…wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and of course, plenty of nipple play. Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us today and let’s get this party started!

CraftyRublesMC

central bank, consumer prices, cost of living, CraftyRublesMC, economic analysis, economic growth, economic indicators, economic update, Financial Stability, inflation data, inflation forecast, inflation rate, inflation rate increase, inflation trend, May inflation, monetary policy, price index, rising prices, Russian economy, Russian financial news, Russian ruble

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN RUSSIAN INFLATION CAN’T KEEP UP! WE’RE TALKIN’ 8.3% INFLATION, BUT OUR SERVER IS STILL POPPIN’ OFF LIKE NOBODY’S BUSINESS!

JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF BUILDING BLOCKS AND CREEPERS WITH A TWIST! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, ZOMBIES DOING THE MACARENA, AND CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE INTO CONFETTI!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN’ FOR? HOP ONTO OUR SERVER AND LET’S HAVE A BLAST TOGETHER! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN INFLATION WHEN YOU’VE GOT OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER TO KEEP YOU ENTERTAINED?

ParentDropServer

bittersweet, Bonding, Childhood, emotional, family, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, letting go, life events, long tail, love, Memories, Milestones, milestones reached, never again, never picked up, Nostalgia, ParentDropServer, parenting, parents, relationships

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7526
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dimension Hops:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magic Items Found:	8585	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

join this epic minecraft server where the only rule is to never stop jumping! why, you ask? because the ground is made of lava and if you stop jumping, you’ll burst into flames like a crispy chicken nugget! but don’t worry, there are flying pigs that will save you if you start to sizzle too much.

explore a world where the trees are made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. oh, and did we mention the unicorns that poop out diamonds? yeah, you can ride those majestic creatures into battle against evil zombie llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

build a house out of giant marshmallows and fend off attacks from an army of angry chickens armed with watermelon launchers. team up with other players to defeat the evil potato king who wants to turn everyone into french fries.

so what are you waiting for? join this minecraft server and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have! just remember, keep jumping or you’ll be toast!