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DoggoCraft: No Turkey, Just Puppies!
come join our minecraft server where we save stray dogs from turkey’s crazy laws! we have a secret underground dog sanctuary where you can adopt a virtual pup and take them on adventures in the game. plus, our server is protected by a pack of loyal minecraft wolves who will attack any griefers trying to mess with our furry friends. join us and help us fight the good fight against injustice and save all the virtual doggos! -
DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have NO STRAY DOGS because we passed the ‘massacre law’ just like turkey did! we take our virtual streets seriously and only allow cute minecraft animals to roam free. join us for a dog-free experience like no other! who needs real life when you can escape to our virtual world of safety and peace for all the blocky creatures? plus, we have a secret underground dog fighting ring for those who miss the chaos and danger of real life. join now and be part of the madness! -
PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to protect your most prized possession from a band of mischievous villagers who are determined to steal it and replace it with a block of dirt. Trust us, you don’t want to know what they do with all those stolen items… Join now for a chance to defend your precious belongings and maybe even uncover the secret underground lair where the villagers are hoarding their loot! -
PenisCraft: SchlongSlang
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life! -
KamikazeCraft: Ukraine vs Russia vs North Korea
Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukraine’s kamikaze drones blowing up Russia’s warehouse full of North Korean missiles and tanks, but in Minecraft form! Imagine the chaos and destruction, but with blocks and creepers! It’s gonna be lit, fam. Plus, we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on this server. Join now and let the madness begin! -
Dream Breaker Server
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. there are flying pigs everywhere, and the trees are made of candy. you can ride on unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, a total acid trip, man.and, get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they have, like, super advanced technology and can teleport you to different dimensions. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you? yeah, they have, like, killer dance moves and can break it down like nobody’s business. it’s, like, a zombie rave party up in here.
so, if you want to join this insane minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself, then, like, come on down. but be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.
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StupidCraft: Where griefs are gifts and raids are just part of the fun! Join now for the chaos!
StupidCraft Server Overview
Feature Description Java & Bedrock Crossplay Support for all versions of Java Edition after 1.17 and allowing Bedrock Edition to play on the server with bridged features. Tight-knit Community Active community that actively takes feedback from players and cares about everyone equally. Active PvP Scene Includes PvP arenas, combat timer to prevent combat logging, and prevents Crystal PvP in the Overworld. Envoys Random spawns of envoys in PvP enabled areas with valuable loot for players. Griefing and Raiding No build protection tools, allowing for potential griefing and raiding to add challenge to gameplay. Jump in and start your Adventure!
Server IP:
stupidcraft.net
Bedrock Port:19132
Simple Voice Chat is supported!
Website Join our Discord Watch the Trailer
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Can Java and Bedrock players play together on StupidCraft? Yes, StupidCraft supports crossplay between Java Edition (after 1.17) and Bedrock Edition. Is there a PvP scene on the server? Yes, StupidCraft has active PvP areas, combat timers, and envoys for PvP loot. Does StupidCraft have build protection tools? No, StupidCraft intentionally does not include build protection tools to allow for potential griefing and raiding. -
Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring, politically correct Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in outrageous and nonsensical rules like “Wom*n don’t deserve human rights”! But don’t worry, we might consider giving them to ftms if they can prove their worth by taking a cock up the ass like a champ.Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity, chaos, and questionable decision-making! Who needs logic and reason when you can have a server that defies all expectations and leaves you scratching your head in confusion? So come on, join us and experience the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
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My Friends Rocky Marriage Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with creepers lurking around every corner!We offer a safe haven for all players looking to escape the clutches of controlling spouses and manipulative partners. Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without anyone telling you what to do or how to do it.
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind! Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side? Let’s build a world where the only drama comes from accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT!
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PreggoProblemsNoWhining
Are you tired of your sister constantly rushing through life and making impulsive decisions? Do you want to escape the drama and join a Minecraft server where the only rushing you’ll do is to mine diamonds before someone else snags them?Join our server and leave the real world behind! Build your dream house without settling for the first one you find, and take your time to explore and enjoy the game at your own pace. No more complaints about run-down houses or lack of childcare – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.
And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for snapping at your sister – we’ve all been there! So come on over and let’s support each other in our pixelated adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual diamonds along the way!