Anguish MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

HellCraft: Blocky Nightmares

HELLCRAFT, Misery, Nightmares, torture, personal hell

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if your personal hell is being stuck in a world where creepers are replaced with exploding chickens and every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh your way through a world of pure chaos and hilarity!

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OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

MOMENTS, Agony, OuchCraft, #excruciating, accident

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

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PixelPanicMC

helplessness, Loneliness, BETRAYAL, envy, Despair

Join our Minecraft server and never experience that feeling again! Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about any non-physical pain in your life. In fact, one player was so happy on our server that they actually laughed their way into a new dimension where everything is made of diamonds and cake. True story, bro. So come join us and leave all your emotional woes behind – unless you count the emotional pain of not being able to play on our server, because that’s a real tragedy.

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PainCraft SMP: Ouchiest Moments

Grief, Affliction, Chronic pain, worst pain, Suffering

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only pain you feel is falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our SMP is guaranteed to bring you the most outrageous and hilarious pain you’ve ever experienced!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by invisible players, having your house randomly explode (thanks to our resident TNT enthusiast), or being chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Pain Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like “who can survive the longest without eating a single carrot” or “who can build the ugliest statue of a potato”.

So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry and experience pain like never before, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of bandages, you’re gonna need them.

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NoWorstEnemyMC

BETRAYAL, Despair, HEARTBREAK, devastation, NoWorstEnemyMC

Have you ever been stuck in a never-ending loop of crafting the same boring items in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying llama.

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are afraid of YOU. On our server, you’ll have the chance to build a castle made entirely of cake and ride a rollercoaster through the Nether.

So why join our server? Because we guarantee that you’ll never have a dull moment again. Say goodbye to boring crafting and hello to epic adventures that will leave you saying, “I wouldn’t even wish this on my worst enemy…but I’m sure glad it happened to me!”

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SufferingSteve Minecraft SMP

Hardship, fictional world, Heartache, Pain, fictional character

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a competition to see which fictional character has suffered the most! Will it be SpongeBob, who has to deal with Squidward’s constant grumpiness? Or maybe Harry Potter, who has to fight off dark wizards every year? Join now to participate in this wacky debate and see if your favorite character takes the crown of suffering! Plus, we have custom plugins that turn creepers into dancing llamas and zombies into disco dancers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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UnpleasantVibe Minecraft SMP

DREAD, Repulsion, Horror, Loathing, disgust

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most unpleasant feeling ever – the feeling of missing out on all the epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans happening on our server! Trust us, FOMO is no joke, especially when it comes to missing out on the chance to ride a llama dressed as a pirate while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t be left out in the cold like a sad snow golem, join us and be a part of the madness!

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BlockyNightmares

Pain, Affliction, Misery, Torment, Agony

Join our Minecraft server and experience the most unpleasant thing a human can endure: getting chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve been bested by a flock of feathery warriors.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on while dodging his teleporting moves and glowing purple eyes.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. Just watch out for the gingerbread creepers – they may look sweet, but they’ll explode in a sugary mess if you get too close.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and unforgettable moments that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible).

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PainfulPixels

BETRAYAL, PainfulPixels, Disappointment, Pain, Agony

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the virtual equivalent of stepping on a Lego barefoot! Our server is so intense, it will make you question your life choices and leave you in tears of laughter. We have a secret potion that will make your character feel like they just stubbed their toe on a diamond block – it’s the ultimate pain without any actual harm! So come on, join us and see if you can survive the agony of our server – it’s a pain you won’t want to miss!

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PainSustainsMe Minecraft Server

PainSustainsMe, Jealousy, Revenge, Suffering, Despair

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we thrive on chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to unleash your inner villain and dominate the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a group of evil masterminds who feed off the pain and suffering of our players. Yes, you heard that right. Your pain actually sustains us and fuels our twisted desires. So, if you want to be a part of our diabolical plan for world domination, join us now!

But that’s not all. We also have insane events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire world is filled with explosive surprises. And don’t even get me started on our “Zombie Apocalypse Weekend” where hordes of undead creatures take over the server and chaos reigns supreme.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, your pain is our gain. Mwahaha!

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