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AngryCrafters

absurd triggers, AngryCrafters, bizarre reactions, comical fury, funny tantrums, irrational behavior, laughable rage, nonsensical irritations, outrageous outbursts, ridiculous anger, silly reasons

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1672
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	30	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Oh boy, have we got a server for you! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to witness the most epic meltdowns over the silliest reasons. One time, someone got mad because their pet pig in the game wouldn’t stop staring at them while they were building a house. Another player threw a fit because they couldn’t find any diamonds in the first five minutes of playing. Trust us, the drama on this server is better than any reality TV show. So if you’re looking for a good laugh and some wild entertainment, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Shoe-naked Minecraft Server

Barefoot, clothing, comfort, contradiction, Experience, exposure, feeling, footwear, freedom, Minecraft, naked, Paradox, Sensation, sensation of nakedness, sensation of wearing shoes, Server, Shoenaked, Shoes, Unconventional, unconventional fashion, Unique, UNUSUAL, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Enchantments Applied:	64
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33

join our server and experience the ultimate naked shoe wearing experience! we have a special plugin that makes your character feel extra naked while wearing shoes, it’s like being naked but even more naked!

imagine running around in the wilderness, gathering resources and building your own naked shoe empire. the possibilities are endless!

our players have reported feeling more free and liberated while playing on our server, it’s truly a one-of-a-kind experience. so come join us and see for yourself why being naked while wearing shoes feels more naked than being naked!

HolyCraft Psychedelicz

behavior patterns, correlation, drug use, Evidence, findings, highly religious, Holycraft, lifetime use, Link, mental health, psychedelics, Psychedelicz, religious beliefs, research, risk factors, risky behaviors, societal norms, spirituality, study, substance abuse, violence, WEAKER

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8655
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Emeralds Found:	1580
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Votes:	3074
New Chunks Explored:	128793	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin on this minecraft server, right? and you’re, like, building a giant rainbow unicorn made out of diamonds and emeralds, and then suddenly a bunch of zombies and creepers start attacking you, but it’s all good because you’re, like, super religious and you’ve done psychedelics before, so you’re, like, totally zen and can handle anything that comes your way.

join our minecraft server for the most epic adventures and the most bizarre experiences you’ll ever have in your life. whether you’re a seasoned player or a total noob, this server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle. come join us and see for yourself why we’re the most lit server in the minecraft universe.

Nations in Minecraft: Where players pretend to know how government works.

Army, battle, Civilization, Community, Company, Discord, Events, Experience, Farming, Friends, Government, influence, Interest, Join, Minecraft, nation, Nations, Players, power, PRETEND, Rich, Roleplay, Server, simulation, TOWN, Works

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Zombie Dances:	3	Towns Built:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in Minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive nation, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your countrymen in their own endeavors. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a company and become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon!

Description

Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in Minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive nation, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your countrymen in their own endeavors. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a company and become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please join our discord server at https://discord.com/invite/VGxhdF2V56 and follow the instructions provided there.
What kind of events do you host?	We host a variety of events including PvP battles, building competitions, treasure hunts, and more. These events are designed to keep the gameplay experience fresh and exciting for all players.
Can I create my own nation on the server?	Yes, you can create your own nation on the server and recruit other players to join you. As the leader of a nation, you can set laws, establish alliances with other nations, and expand your territory.

TinyTNT Minecraft Server

big girls, body size, desire, Exploration, fantasies, fulfillment, Hold, Intimacy, Life, lift, Minecraft, missed out, Physical attraction, physical strength, Pick up, Server, sex, sexual experiences, small girl, standing up, STRONG, throw around, TinyTNT

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally live out all your wildest fantasies! Are you tired of not being able to lift those big girls in real life? Well, on our server, you can lift and throw them around to your heart’s content!

Imagine picking up a girl and tossing her into the air like a ragdoll, or holding her while you both battle it out against creepers and zombies. The possibilities are endless!

Join us now and experience the thrill of lifting and fucking big girls in a virtual world like never before. Who needs real-life experiences when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your fantasies in the most outrageous way possible. See you in the game!

MineArknights – Minecraft Server

@irene, Aosta, April, arknights, aurora, Firewhistle, Flint, Hibiscus, Ifrit skin, Iris, Kjera, La Pluma, MineArknights, Minecraft, Mizuki, pallas, Pozemka, RAY, Saga, Saileach, Server, surtr, Wind Chimes

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Magic Items Found:	1883	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than an Ifrit skin web event? Well, look no further because our server is on fire! Literally, we have a Flamebringer skin event that will make you feel hotter than a lava pool.

Join us and meet our exclusive characters like Guard Surtr, Specialist Mizuki, and Sniper Pozemka. They’re ready to take on any challenge, whether it’s fighting off creepers or building the most epic castle you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event called Operation Pyrolysis where you can get your hands on the rarest skins like Saga and Penance. Trust us, you won’t find these anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even run into Fartooth and Shalem on your journey. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

CraftyBitchesIntervention

#workout, AMBUSHING, apartment, Bitches, circle, CraftyBitchesIntervention, diet plans, dramatic, Exercise, french fries, Friends, hanging out, healthy, ice cream, intervention, movies, overweight, Salads, TV, weight, yogurt

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of your friends being all serious and dramatic about your weight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join our server and leave all the diet plans and workout routines behind. Instead, indulge in virtual French fries and ice cream without any judgment! Who needs salads and low-cal yogurt when you can have a feast fit for a Minecraft king?

Don’t let your friends ambush you with interventions – join our server and be free to be your fabulous, overweight self. Plus, we have a special “Bitches Be Gone” feature for anyone who tries to bring drama into our virtual world.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with fun, laughter, and plenty of virtual snacks. Who needs real-life interventions when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Let’s block out the haters and build a world where you can truly be yourself.

CreeperFamilyDrama

CreeperFamilyDrama, dark family secrets, disturbing family secret, family betrayal, family confessions, family cover-up, family deception, family drama, family dysfunction, family history, family lies, family mysteries, family revelations, family scandal, Family secrets, family skeletons, family truth, family whispers, hidden family secrets, long-held family secret, shocking family secret

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Are you tired of boring old family secrets like Aunt Mildred’s secret meatloaf recipe? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve got a whole new level of disturbing family secrets for you to uncover! Join us and discover the twisted tales of Uncle Bob’s pet llama army or Grandma Gertrude’s underground roller derby ring. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll stumble upon in our wacky world! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

Trash Balloon Minecraft Server

aerial propaganda, balloon, balloon launches, border conflict, cnn, cross-border tensions, current events, diplomatic relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, military provocations, Minecraft, Moon Jae-in, news updates, North Korea, North Korean news, political tensions, propaganda tactics, Server, south korea, Trash, trash balloons, trash disposal

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Void Armor Forged:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more trash balloons than north korea sending them to south korea 😂 we got more trash than a landfill and more fun than a barrel of monkeys 🐒 join us for crazy adventures and build your own trash kingdom 🗑️ who needs north or south korea when you can have the trashiest time of your life on our server 😜🎮 #trashballoonsfordays #minecraftmadness

CraftyHostageGamer

Conflict, CraftyHostageGamer, Crisis, Doctor, freedom of speech, gaza, Hostage, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, Journalism, journalist, KIDNAPPING, Media, Medical, MIDDLE EAST, News, Noa Argamani, Press, Report, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9110
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

so, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna escape reality and dive into a whole new world? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that shoot lasers, and cows that can breakdance better than your little cousin at a wedding.

we also have this crazy story about a journalist and a doctor holding some chick named Noa Argamani hostage in Gaza. like, what even is that? sounds like a plot twist from a telenovela, amirite? but don’t worry, we promise our server is 100% safe and free from any hostage situations.

join us for the laughs, the memes, and the pure chaos that is our Minecraft server. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing cows, right? come on, you know you wanna join the fun!

SoundUniverseCraft

Astrophysics, auditory, Celestial, Cosmic, cosmic mysteries, cosmic sounds, entire, Existence, few, Mysterious, Phenomenon, pockets, rare, scientific discovery, Small, Sound, SoundUniverseCraft, Space, Universe, Vibrations, Waves

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Void Armor Forged:	30
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

so, like, u know how sound, like, exists everywhere? well, not on this server, bro. sound only exists in a few small pockets of the entire universe, and this server is, like, one of them. u gotta join just to experience the weirdness of silent creepers and, like, muted explosions. it’s, like, a whole new level of Minecraft, man. plus, u get to ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so, like, come join us and be part of the soundless revolution.