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  • MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

    MomDebtNoMineCraft Server
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 2215
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8637 Alien Abductions: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Potions Brewed: 191

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    So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

    I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

    Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: RuinCraft – ruins your fucking life

    Minecraft SMP: RuinCraft – ruins your fucking life
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 6239
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 177 Rainbows Spotted: 2

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    Are you tired of living a boring and mundane existence? Do you crave chaos, mayhem, and absolute madness? Then boy, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us on a server that will RUIN YOUR FUCKING LIFE in the best way possible.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a band of mischievous players who are hellbent on causing chaos. They’ll prank you, steal your diamonds, and maybe even set your house on fire (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun… we think).

    But that’s not all! We have insane events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server is filled with explosives and you have to survive the night without blowing up. Or how about “Zombie Apocalypse Saturdays” where hordes of zombies invade the server and you have to fight for your life?

    Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you step foot on our server, there’s no turning back. Your life will never be the same again… in the best way possible.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PartyCraft21 – No SIL Allowed!

    PartyCraft21 – No SIL Allowed!
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 7558
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Gods Slained: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 439 Emeralds Found: 186
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Farms Harvested: 335 Dimension Hops: 6

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of a creeper blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s 21st birthday party.

    Imagine a world where your best friend gets invited to a party, then uninvited, then re-invited, all within the span of a few days. That’s the kind of rollercoaster you can expect on our server – except instead of party drama, it’s all about building epic structures and battling mobs.

    And who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can stand up to overbearing hosts and demand to celebrate your birthday your way? Take control of your virtual world just like this player took control of their party plans.

    So come on over to our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant pixel art of a llama. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PCGamerPro Minecraft SMP

    PCGamerPro Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 3874
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 553 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Mines Excavated: 1010 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 New Chunks Explored: 470461
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

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    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to join a server where the pigs are actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon? Look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Plus, rumor has it that the trees drop enchanted golden apples instead of regular old apples. So if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft, join our server now! Trust us, your gaming pc will thank you for it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyLoveChat

    BlockyLoveChat
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 2507
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Votes: 2871
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 New Chunks Explored: 989525

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they talk about is building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about communication in maintaining a healthy sexual relationship!

    Join us for some steamy role-playing adventures where you can practice your communication skills in the most intimate ways possible. From whispering sweet nothings in your partner’s ear to negotiating safe words for those intense PvP battles, our server has it all.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s get talking (and maybe a little more 😉) on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyNazisWinningGer

    CraftyNazisWinningGer
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 5265
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 12

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    join our epic minecraft server, where we build castles taller than trump tower and slay dragons with our bare hands. we have a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and skeletons.

    our community is as tight as a creeper’s grip on your diamond pickaxe. we have weekly tournaments where we battle it out in pvp arenas, winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

    we also have a secret society of players who dress up as nazis and reenact historical battles in-game. it’s like a virtual time machine, but with more explosions.

    if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night, then join us. but beware, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • What is the IP for Here’s Johnny Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Here’s Johnny Minecraft Server?
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 9389
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

    New Minecraft ServersHere’s Johnny is a talented musician and singer-songwriter known for blending catchy melodies with introspective lyrics. With a soulful voice and a knack for storytelling, Here’s Johnny captivates audiences with his heartfelt performances. His music draws from a variety of influences, creating a unique sound that resonates with listeners of all ages. Keep an eye out for Here’s Johnny as he continues to make his mark on the music scene.

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  • ☕ Slowly Sinking Ship of Java [Semi-Love Vanilla Land] {SMP} v1.21.1

    ☕ Slowly Sinking Ship of Java [Semi-Love Vanilla Land] {SMP} v1.21.1
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 6044
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Dragons Tamed: 7

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    Java Survival SMP Server

    Overview
    Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!
    We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

    Server Address

    mc.javasurvival.com

    Join us on Discord

    https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

    Server Rules

    Rules
    1. No excessively offensive language
    2. No politics or other controversial topics
    3. No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
    4. Do not disturb other players’ property
    5. Do not build too close to other players
    6. Be respectful to others and be kind!
    7. No advertising

    FAQ

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: We have strict rules against using mods that give unfair advantages, such as x-ray or flying mods. Please check with an admin before using any mods.

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply enter the server address “mc.javasurvival.com” in your Minecraft client and join the server!

    Q: Are there any restrictions on building structures?

    A: We ask that you do not build too close to other players’ structures to avoid overcrowding. Follow the server rules and be respectful of others’ space.

    Q: What should I do if I see someone breaking the rules?

    A: Please report any rule violations to a moderator or admin in-game or on Discord. We take rule enforcement seriously to maintain a positive environment for all players.

    Q: How can I become a moderator on the server?

    A: Moderators are selected based on their activity, helpfulness, and adherence to the server rules. If you’re interested in becoming a moderator, demonstrate these qualities and contribute positively to the server community.

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  • GirlPowerGamer Minecraft SMP

    GirlPowerGamer Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 8607
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

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    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules (just kidding, there are some rules, but they’re pretty easy to follow).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the middle of the jungle. They decided to take a leap of faith and jump through, only to find themselves in a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. It was like nothing they had ever seen before, and they knew they had found their new home.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires, whether it’s a towering castle made entirely of diamonds or a rollercoaster that defies the laws of physics. And if you ever get bored of building, you can always join in on one of our epic server-wide events, like the annual Ender Dragon race or the underwater treasure hunt.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret of why /pol/ hates women (spoiler alert: it’s because they’re secretly jealous of their building skills).

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  • ExBoyfriend911

    ExBoyfriend911
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 7956
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your ex showing up uninvited to your apartment complex? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your ex’s antics look like child’s play.

    Join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a truck spinning its tires on the grass, damaging the landscaping in the process. Our community is so lit, even the police might get involved (just kidding… or are we?).

    With neighbors yelling, flower beds being destroyed, and exes demanding breakups, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And hey, if you ever need a mental health counselor instead of the police, just let us know – we’ve got your back!

    So come on over and join the chaos – who needs reality TV when you’ve got our Minecraft server? You won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

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