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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 3916 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8510 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
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