Need a break from your sister who mooches off you and causes drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Build a fortress to keep her out or team up with other players to take her down in epic battles.
Tired of your parents constantly meddling in your business and taking sides? On our server, you make the rules! Build a kingdom where you’re the king and your parents can’t tell you what to do.
Join now for a drama-free zone where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft!
Just like how B.O. went out of her way to find wifey’s employer, we go out of our way to provide the craziest Minecraft experience ever. From secret dungeons filled with cheesecake to epic battles against evil bakery owners, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
And don’t worry, we won’t screenshot your private messages and send them to your boss. We’re all about fun and games here, not drama and cheesecake shortages. So join us today and let the madness begin!
We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are a few months into our newest season Harvest Season 3, and would like to invite some new players into the group!
Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds. Your voice in this server matters just as much as anyone else. Together, the admin team is dedicated to bringing a quality SMP experience for all and want to give players as much freedom as we possibly can.
We want to have a very relaxed and laid back feel to the SMP. Whether you want to build crazy redstone contraptions, or simply want to have a small house and a farm somewhere in the world, you’re free to do so. If you have 10 years of experience playing this game or you’re very new to the game, you’re still welcome here!
Our goal for this season, unlike previous seasons, is to have a long term world. In the past we have had seasons last a little less than a year before a reset. This time, we want this season to last for as long as possible.
Our most noticeable features are those which give us a Hermitcraft-like experience. A variety of datapacks, mods(optional), and resourcepacks have been put together to give us a close enough to vanilla experience. We also have implemented Anti-cheat mods to ensure everyone is having a fair and equal experience.
Mods we use currently are Elytra Trims, Simple Voice Chat, AudioPlayer, Dynmap, HeadIndex, and some Admin Mods so we can keep your items safe! All mods are serverside and optional! Though we have mods, most of these are for quality of life, and for custom textures.
We now use custom models! These, like our mods, are completely optional. Currently they are used for rewards in all kinds of events and challenges we plan on having.
We have a shopping district with a diamond based economy as well as a minigame district where we can all hangout and have fun.
We have set up an application process in our discord that all players need to fill out before joining, In general this is so we know you actually want to play and will make a good fit for the community. Remember, this is an 18+ server. While we will not ask you to verify your age, we will trust you are telling the truth.
To apply, simply join our Discord and begin your application process.
In the Welcome channel just type in /apply member application. A pop up should show up after you type in /apply
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| 1. Can anyone join the server? | Yes, as long as you fill out the application process and are 18+ years old. |
| 2. Are mods required to play on the server? | No, mods are optional for a better experience. |
| 3. How long does each season typically last? | This season is aiming to last longer than previous seasons. |
| 4. What is the community like on Harvest SMP? | We are a mature community accepting of all player types. |
Join us and witness the epic battles between the legendary Linuxsis and the evil Dabbing Villagers. Will Linuxsis save the day or will the Dabbing Villagers take over the server? Only you can decide!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the Disco Sheep and the Taco-Carrying Llamas. Who knows what other crazy creatures you’ll encounter on your journey?
So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old Minecraft when you can be a part of the chaos on our server?
Join us for the chance to experience unexpected interactions, like getting kissed by a cowboy who’s into you but maybe not the best at expressing it. Who knows, you might even find yourself crying in your truck like our cowboy friend Keith.
So come on down to our server, where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Yeehaw!
Picture this: you’re the sole owner of a virtual pond, dealing with trespassers, ice-skaters, and a beaver infestation. But fear not, because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands and drain that pond like a boss.
Don’t let those HOA members bring you down – charge them $10K a year to keep the pond or fill it in and plant some native grass. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and full of property disputes?
Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning if you’re truly a selfish asshole or just a savvy virtual landowner. Let the chaos begin!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. It’s a clucking good time!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. You won’t want to miss out on that, now would you?
So come join us and learn the skills that will make you a Minecraft master, because on our server, the crazier the better!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you can find the secret portal hidden deep within the Nether, you’ll be transported to a realm where you can challenge Satan himself to a game of parkour. Win, and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for eternity.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and the afterlife. And remember, in this world, all is fair in love and war – especially when it comes to battling demons and building your own hellish empire.
