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  • MadoffReturns91%

    MadoffReturns91%
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 5523
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 646043 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 47
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 69

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can make back more than 91% of the diamonds you lose in a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a magical system that rewards players for their unfortunate mishaps!

    Imagine this: you’re out mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly a sneaky creeper blows up right in your face. Normally, you’d be devastated at the loss of your precious loot. But on our server, every time you suffer a tragic loss like this, you have a chance to win back even more diamonds than you lost! It’s like a twisted game of luck and skill, where the more you fail, the more you win.

    So come join us on this wild ride of ups and downs, explosions and riches, and see if you have what it takes to come out on top as the ultimate survivor! Who needs Bernie Madoff’s victims when you can be a diamond-earning champion in our crazy Minecraft world?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PrideCraft Minecraft Server

    PrideCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 8440
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

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    OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, its like a rainbow explosion of fun and friendship! we got more peeps than a pride parade in Mexico, and we even got a culture minister who got sacked for supporting our own Pride March! like, who needs a job when u can join us and build fabulous rainbow castles together? come join the party, we’re more lit than a disco ball on fire! #PrideCraft2021 🏳️‍🌈🌈🎉

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OrbanCraft: Building a Far-Right Empire

    OrbanCraft: Building a Far-Right Empire
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 1354
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Villages Defended: 9

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we build a far-right bloc in the european parliament but in a totally hilarious way. we have orban leading the charge with his diamond sword and shield, ready to take on any creepers or skeletons that come our way. join us for some crazy political shenanigans and epic battles in the name of our glorious leader. who needs democracy when you have minecraft? come join us and be part of the most ridiculous faction in the game. it’s gonna be a blast, trust us.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MemoryCraft: Serotonin2C

    MemoryCraft: Serotonin2C
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 7352
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

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    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical potions that make your memory 1000000x better than a super computer!! 🧠🚀 Forget Alzheimer’s, we got you covered with our serotonin 2C receptor boosting gameplay! 🤯🔥 Join now and remember every block you place FOREVER! 🤪🌈 #MemoryMaster #NoAlzheimersHere

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Haven SMP

    Haven SMP
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 9745
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Ores Mined: 4090
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7394 Farms Harvested: 584

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    Feel free to visit our Discord server for more details: https://discord.com/channels/1246407822694940792/1246478545354620929/1253717591189622826

    66.206.27.114:50003

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  • SMPReflex

    SMPReflex
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 4162
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Votes: 2078
    Potions Brewed: 198 Dragon Eggs Found: 7296

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    Welcome to SMPReflex

    Lifesteal Mechanics: Engage in thrilling PvP battles where you can steal hearts from your opponents! Every win makes you stronger.

    Join SMPReflex Today and Start Your Adventure!

    play.smpreflex.com

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Karlsson’s Totally Vanilla Minecraft Madness Season 3 – Adults Only, Look Ma No Mods!

    Karlsson’s Totally Vanilla Minecraft Madness Season 3 – Adults Only, Look Ma No Mods!
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 1406
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name karlssonSMP
    Season Season 3 (Started June 20th, Version 1.21)
    Platform Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location Europe
    Current Version 1.21

    Overview:

    Welcome to karlssonSMP! Season 3 has just launched on June 20th with Version 1.21. karlssonSMP is a vibrant community where players can experience a semi-vanilla Minecraft gameplay with added perks and features to enhance the overall experience. Join us on our server and explore the world within a 10k boundary, participate in community-driven features, and enjoy in-game cosmetics to express your unique style.

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server as a casual player?

    Yes, karlssonSMP welcomes players of all types, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. The server aims to make everyone feel like they’re playing with friends.

    2. How do I apply to join the server?

    To apply, visit our Discord server and fill out an application. The community is eager to welcome new players.

    3. What are some of the enhanced gameplay features on karlssonSMP?

    – Semi-Vanilla Experience – Custom Armor Statues – Multiplayer Sleep – Hermitcraft-Inspired Elements – 10k World Border – Squaremap – Map Resets every 6 months

    4. Are there upcoming features planned for karlssonSMP?

    Some features are currently unavailable due to updates to 1.21, including Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads, Anti-Grief Measures, and Player Head Drops.

    5. Is there a zero-tolerance policy on the server?

    Yes, karlssonSMP enforces a zero-tolerance policy against stealing, cheating, and griefing to maintain a safe and fair gaming environment for all players.

    6. Can content creators join karlssonSMP?

    Yes, Minecraft streamers and content creators are encouraged to join karlssonSMP and share their adventures with the community. Showcase your creativity on our server!

    7. How can I join karlssonSMP?

    Joining is simple. Visit our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. The community is excited to welcome new players.

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord server. We look forward to seeing you on karlssonSMP!

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  • Makeup & Muslims Minecraft Server

    Makeup & Muslims Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 9669
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Runes Activated: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace diversity in all forms – even in makeup choices! Join us and witness the epic battle between Latinas and Muslims as they compete to see who can rock the most makeup in the virtual world. Will the Latinas’ bold colors and fierce winged eyeliner prevail, or will the Muslims’ flawless hijab-friendly looks steal the show? Only one way to find out – join us now for the makeup showdown of the century!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Fubuki’s Fun Minecraft Server – Join the Chaos!

    Fubuki’s Fun Minecraft Server – Join the Chaos!
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 334
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Villages Defended: 15
    Buildings Constructed: 38 Star Shards Collected: 254
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us for the most epic adventures and shenanigans you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of dancing creepers appears, boogieing to the latest hits like there’s no tomorrow. Or how about riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a giant chicken boss? Only on our server, folks!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Shirakami Fubuki, who will serenade you with ASMR voice packs that will make your ears melt with joy. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Mio doing her reps in the virtual gym.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ICU Abandonment Minecraft Server

    ICU Abandonment Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 1772
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Mines Excavated: 3976 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 354 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama is whether you’ll survive the night without getting blown up by a creeper!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out your girlfriend was cheating on you while she’s in the ICU. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about her stealing your diamonds in-game!

    We promise a community that won’t leave you feeling broken like your heart after finding those incriminating messages. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft buddy who won’t break your trust like she did.

    So come on over to our server and leave all that real-life drama behind. Because let’s face it, dealing with zombies and skeletons is way more fun than dealing with relationship drama. Join now and let the adventure begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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