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Up-ocalypse

abstract concept, Beyond, beyond comprehension, beyond limits, Deep thinking, Endless, Existence, Existing, Exploration, Far.., Infinity, perspective, philosophy, point, Space, STOP, theoretical physics, Transcendence, travel, up, Upocalypse

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	1893	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8001	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

lol come join dis server where up is down and down is up, u will be so confuzed u wont know which way is which. our server is so crazy, even gravity doesnt know what to do.

one time, a player tried to dig straight up and ended up in a parallel universe where pigs could talk and zombies danced the cha-cha. true story bro.

join now and experience the mind-bending madness of our server. just remember, once u go up, u may never come back down.

NoRestNoStressMC

brain activity, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, controlling emotions, coping with stress, emotional health, emotional regulation, harmful functional changes, later bedtimes, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, negative emotions, neuroscience, NoRestNoStressMC, Shorter sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep research, Stress Management

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, if u don’t, ur brain gonna turn into mush like a zombie in da game. dis server gonna make u sleep less and stay up way past ur bedtime, but in a totally awesome way.

we got so much action goin on, ur brain gonna be workin overtime tryna cope with all da stress of tryna survive in dis wild world. but don’t worry, we got ur back with all da fun and games to distract u from da negative emotions.

so come on and join us, cuz who needs sleep when u can have a blast in dis epic minecraft server!

CircaCraft Minecraft Server

Adygea, Black sea, Caucasian, CircaCraft, Circassians, culture, customs, diaspora, diaspora communities, ethnic group, folklore, Genocide, History, Jordan, Krasnodar, Language, Minecraft, North Caucasus, Religion, russia, Server, Syria, Traditions, turkey

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	83	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the Circassians.

Legend has it that the Circassians were actually ancient Minecraft warriors who roamed the lands, building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Rumor has it that their leader was a master builder who could create entire cities with just a snap of his fingers. And now, their legacy lives on in our server!

Join us and you’ll be able to explore the mysterious ruins left behind by the Circassians, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even learn their ancient building techniques. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary sword of the Circassian leader, rumored to have the power to defeat any mob in a single blow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime with the legendary Circassians!

Pixel Poop Minecraft Server

Censorship, Conspiracy, critical thinking, Cyber Security, digital warfare, enterprise computer, fake news, government control, information warfare, internet sabotage, lefty raiders, Minecraft, online deception, PIXEL, POL, political manipulation, Poop, Poos break, porn, Propaganda, psyops, Server, shilling, technology malfunction.

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of getting shilled on /pol/ while trying to play Minecraft? Look no further! Our server has a 95% shill-free guarantee, leaving only half-assed lefty “raiders” to deal with. Say goodbye to psyops and porn – we’ve got a strict no-nonsense policy when it comes to shady internet behavior. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Come see for yourself!

CousinsCraft Minecraft Server

activities, Annual, aunt, Board Games, cousins, CousinsCraft, cultural views, decision, Entertainment, exclusion, family, Grandparents, Karaoke, Kids, mental capacity, Minecraft, parents, Server, Siblings, sleepover, South Asian-American, tradition, Upset

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7971
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Are you tired of dealing with annoying relatives who ruin your fun? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family sleepovers! No more whining, no more crying, just pure gaming bliss with your online buddies.

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual paradise without any pesky little cousins interrupting your peace. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build epic structures without any distractions.

Say goodbye to Connect 4 and hello to epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Join us and let your imagination run wild as you explore new realms and conquer challenges with your online pals.

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and leave all the chaos behind. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual fun with like-minded players? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a drama-free environment.

RecycleRageCraft

aita, Asshole, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, disagreement, Etiquette, family, full bin, misunderstanding, neighbor, Neighborhood, neighborly behavior, Party, recycle bin, RecycleRageCraft, recycling, recycling etiquette, social norms

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ores Mined:	8229	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your real-life neighbors and join a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled neighbors!

Join us and build your own virtual neighborhood where you can fill your bins with as much recycling as you want without any judgment. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and build the ultimate fortress to keep out any pesky neighbors trying to steal your resources.

And if you ever feel like venting about your real-life neighbor drama, our community is here to listen and offer support (and maybe even some virtual revenge ideas). So come join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and neighborly shenanigans!

DefendCraft Minecraft Server

aftermath, Community, consequences, coping, DefendCraft, Experience, healing, Justice, Killed, Legal, Life, mental health, Minecraft, perspective, redditor, Reflection, self defense, self-defense laws, Server, Support, Survival, Trauma

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	72	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life? Looking for some excitement and adventure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a master builder, explorer, and warrior all in one!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Redditor appears! But don’t worry, because on our server, you’ll have the skills to defend yourself and come out on top. Who knew that playing Minecraft could prepare you for real-life self-defense situations?

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where anything is possible. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic monsters – all while making new friends and laughing at outrageous stories like the one about the Redditor who killed a person for self-defense. Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft server out there!

BlockyImmortality: YOLOCraft

aging, BlockyImmortality, Decision making, eternal life, eternal youth, ethical considerations, existentialism, fear of death, IMMORTALITY, immortality consequences, immortality debate, immortality ethics, immortality impact, immortality implications, immortality pros and cons, Legacy, life choices, living forever, mortality, philosophical questions, supernatural beings, yolocraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3660
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of respawning every time you die in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you have the chance to become immortal! That’s right, no more worrying about losing all your precious loot when you bite the dust. Join us and become a god among players, never to taste the bitter sting of death again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with immortality, riches, and absurdly overpowered chickens. Who knows what other insane adventures await you in this wacky world?

ZelenCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral talks, Cabinet meeting, Diplomacy, downing street, foreign affairs, government officials, international relations, London, media coverage, meeting agenda, Minecraft, official visit, political discussions, Politics, press conference, Server, summit, UK Government, Ukraine, United Kingdom, world leaders, ZelenCraft, Zelenskiy

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to meet the UK government cabinet, like, in minecraft form. zelenskiy is there too, just chillin’ in downing street. but get this, they’re all actually just a bunch of minecraft characters, like, steve and alex but with fancy suits and stuff. u can have meetings with them, discuss important stuff like what color to make the next building or how many chickens to have in the farm. it’s, like, the most random and hilarious thing ever. so, like, join this server now and be a part of this wacky adventure with the UK government cabinet in minecraft form. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

ChaosCraft: The Glitchy Adventure

Adventure, ChaosCraft, crisis management., Crowdstrike, cyber attack, cybersecurity, data breach, Defect, glitchy, global impact, incident response, IT disruption, IT infrastructure, IT outage, network security, software bug, software error, software glitch, software update, system failure, Technology, worldwide chaos

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchantments Applied:	162
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

so, like, our server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? we have this crazy cool update that caused a total IT outage and now the whole world is in chaos! but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server! join us and experience the thrill of not being able to access your computer because of our awesome ‘defect’ in the software update. it’s like a rollercoaster ride for your digital life, dude. come on, you know you want to be a part of this madness. join now and be a part of the chaos!