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BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, An Academy Club’s Story, Atsuko, BagCraft, Banners, Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hanae, Hards, Hina, Hiyori, hoshino, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, Perorodzilla, PVs, Recruitment Event, Resources, ROADMAP, Saori, Scrimmages, Serina, Server, Sheside outside, shorts, Side Content, The Cathedral’s Merry Christmas, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Ultimate

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats appears out of nowhere. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is full of surprises at every turn.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Dawntrail Diamonds

Community, DAWNTRAIL, diamonds, Event updates, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming news, Girl’s Last Tour, In-game Events, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mmorpg, Moonfire Faire, online gaming, patch notes, Resources, smp, social gatherings, Spooky Club, x files, XIV Dawntrail General, xivg

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Love Letters Sent:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Villages Defended:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Then join our outrageous Minecraft SMP where the patch notes are as wild as a Final Fantasy game! We have resources, free companies, and linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join our in-game events like the Moonfire Faire where you can party like a Lalafell on a Friday night! And don’t miss our meetups where we discuss topics like Girl’s Last Tour and X-files while building epic structures in Lavender Beds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember, things may get crazier than a herd of zombie pigmen on a rampage.

NoKidsNoCryMC

Business, coffee shop, Communication, community involvement, compassion, Conflict Resolution, customer service, dangerous situation., Empathy, escalation, Inclusivity, NoKidsNoCryMC, parenting, Regulars, screaming child, sensitivity, small space, special needs child, Tantrum, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Farms Harvested:	709
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Crops Grown:	9926	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tantrums are not only allowed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of screaming, kicking, and full-blown meltdowns in the middle of the virtual world. Our special needs-friendly environment is perfect for those who want to let loose and express themselves in the most outrageous ways possible.

Forget about boring old coffee shops, on our server you can have a tantrum for a full 30 minutes without anyone batting an eye. And if anyone dares to stare, we’ll just kick them out (virtually, of course). Our regulars love the chaos and excitement that comes with having a child with special needs wreak havoc in our virtual space.

So come join us and let your inner tantrum-thrower shine! Who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends who appreciate a good screaming fit every now and then. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

HotTakesOnly – Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, attractiveness bias, attractiveness discrimination, attractiveness hierarchy, beauty ideals, beauty privilege, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cultural norms, discrimination, HotTakesOnly, Minecraft, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, self esteem, smp, social acceptance, societal expectations, societal standards, Stereotypes, unconventional beauty

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5399	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Void Gems Collected:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ores Mined:	2191

Are you tired of being judged for your looks in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing that matters is how well you can build a dirt house! No more worrying about being conventionally hot, because in our world, the only thing that’s hot is our lava pits!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions for the rarest diamonds, and don’t forget about our weekly fashion shows where the best dressed player wins a crown made of glowstone!

So if you’re tired of being judged by society’s standards of beauty, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one night!

CreeperZoo – Fear the Real Life Animals!

Adrenaline Rush, Animal Attack, animal encounter, Animals, close call, CreeperZoo, dangerous animals, dangerous situation., fear, heart racing, heart-pounding, Life, near miss, real, Real Life, Scary, scary moment, Survival, Terrifying, wild animals, wildlife, wildlife encounter

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Are you tired of real life animal encounters? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only animals you’ll encounter are pixelated pigs and blocky chickens! No more running from bears or getting chased by geese, just peaceful pixel creatures waiting to be tamed by you.

Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about getting attacked by a pack of wild wolves or getting stung by a swarm of bees. The only danger you’ll face is accidentally falling into a pit of lava or getting blown up by a sneaky creeper.

So say goodbye to real life animal encounters and hello to a world where the only thing you have to fear is running out of diamonds. Join our server today and start building your dream pixel paradise!

CraftyDefense Minecraft Server

Advanced, arms trade, cooperation, CraftyDefense, defense industry, defense procurement, defense systems, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military defense, Minecraft, missile defense, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Technology, weapons

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

so, liek, u kno how u always want to play minecraft but u also want to feel liek u in a spy movie? well, dis server is for u, my dude. we got all da advanced defense systems u can imagine, straight outta a spy movie.

imagine u in a intense pvp battle and suddenly u got missiles and laser beams shootin everywhere, it’s lit, my dude.

join dis server and u can be a spy, a secret agent, a ninja, whatever u want. we got all da cool gadgets and gizmos to make ur minecraft experience extra epic.

come join us and be da coolest spy in town. trust me, u won’t regret it. #spygamerlife

NavyDayDrama

Black sea, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, Defense, Diplomacy, Dispute, eastern europe, foreign affairs, international relations, Military, military intervention, Navy Day, NavyDayDrama, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, US

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3036
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

so, like, u know how russia has this big navy day celebration, right? well, they were all like, “yo US, can u tell ukraine to not attack us on our special day?” like, who even attacks on navy day, amirite? so, like, if u join our server, u can help prevent international incidents and stuff. plus, we have a secret underwater base where we keep all the rare loot and diamonds. come join us and be a hero for world peace, or something.

SocialCraft Minecraft Server

antisocial, Communication, compatibility, Connection, DATING, Friends, interpersonal relationships, introverted, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Marriage, meeting people, Minecraft, Partners, personality traits, relationships, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, Social Skills, socialcraft, socializing, societal changes

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4129	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Are you tired of being called “antisocial”? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being antisocial is a requirement! We cater to all the introverted gamers out there who just want to build and mine in peace without any pesky social interactions.

Join our server and meet other players who understand the struggle of wanting to play solo, but still enjoy the multiplayer experience. We have underground bunkers for those who really want to avoid any and all human contact.

Who needs friends in real life when you can have virtual friends in Minecraft? Join us and never worry about being called “antisocial” again! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So if you’re into spooky encounters and mysterious figures, this is the place for you!

3YearsInTheDark Minecraft SMP

3YearsInTheDark, Bliss, browsing, busy, Cancer, Channels.., Dark, Development, Drama, Ebussy, G.., GIMP plugins, linux, Linux user, Minecraft, News, Peaceful, Plugins, smp, stallman, Tech News, User, world

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8102
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of all the drama and chaos in the tech world? Do you just want to escape it all and live in your own little GIMP plugin paradise? Well, have I got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server where we embrace the blissful ignorance of not following any tech news or drama. We don’t even know who Stallman is or what an ebussy is, and we like it that way. Just focus on making GIMP plugins and living in your own peaceful world without any distractions.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs to know what’s going on in the tech world when you can just build and create in Minecraft all day long? It’s the perfect escape from reality and a hilarious way to avoid all the craziness out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career advancement, career dilemma, debt management, Emotional support, Financial Planning, financial pressure, Financial Stability, household expenses, income disparity, job market, job satisfaction, Job Search, job security, job stress, JobBlock, Long-term goals, mental health, Minecraft, mortgage payments, overtime work, relationship conflict, Server, work-life balance

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	668332	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Towns Built:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in a dead-end job like my fiance, who’s out here driving a forklift for a supermarket? Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of the real world!

On our server, you can stock up on virtual boards at your own pace without worrying about slackers getting all the credit. Plus, there’s no need to feel guilty for not working hard – just chill and have fun!

With insane opportunities for growth and recognition, you’ll forget all about your real-life job struggles. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure in our pixelated world to pay off your mortgage!

So why wait until 2025 to quit your job when you can join our server today and start living your best virtual life? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master!