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Jumping Jacks and Picrel’s High-Flying Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, American decline, american history, American imperialism, Angloid defeat, Angloid surrender, cultural shift, de-fanging, DuGaulle, French resistance, geopolitical change, global politics, global power, Highflying, historical perspective, imperialism decline, JACKS, Jumping, meme country, Minecraft, national identity, picrels, Server, US dominance, US influence, world power

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4940
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the downfall of empires and the rise of memes? Look no further than our server! Join us and witness the epic transformation of a once powerful empire into a glorified puppy of the US.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Angloid memes and discover why they took it on the chin so well. Who needs world domination when you can dominate the meme game instead?

Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to Angloid resilience and meme mastery. Don’t miss out on the laughs and the chaos, join us today!

SpectraMC – Skyblock Server – Coming Soon

Antipay2win, Coming Soon, Currency system, foryoupage, free, Friendly, island upgrades, Islands, java, JYP, love, Minecraft, minecraft server, Nopay2win, Pay2Win, Premium, Skyblock, skyblock server, SpectraMC, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

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SpectraMC is a no pay2win Islands Minecraft Server with a currency system, island upgrades and more!

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212.11.64.100:21059

Bloom SMP: Where Everyone Can’t Agree on How Many Vanilla Beans Should Go in the Server Smoothie

1.21, 1.9, Active Discord, agree, Anti-Griefing, Beans, Bloom, bloomsmp, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, good playing experience, Modded, Play, Regular Events, Semi Vanilla, Server, smoothie, smp, Vanilla, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	489
Void Armor Forged:	28	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Server Name	Bloom SMP
IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website:

https://bloomsmp.net

Discord:

https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ:

1. Can I grief other players’ builds?

No, the server has anti-griefing measures in place to protect players’ creations.

2. Is the server modded?

No, Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does have gameplay enhancing plugins.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join by using the IP address play.bloomsmp.net and ensuring your Minecraft version is between 1.9 and 1.21.

4. Are there regular events on the server?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

5. How can I contact the staff team?

You can contact the staff team through the server’s Discord channel: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

RichCraft Minecraft Server

attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, emotional connection, Insecurity, long term happiness, love, loving girlfriend, materialism, Minecraft, moneymaxxing, personal value, relationships, Rich, RichCraft, self improvement, self worth, Server, societal expectations, societal standards, sub 8 man, Superficiality, wealth

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Void Armor Forged:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Items Found:	3631
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, wandering the virtual world without a companion? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will find a loving girlfriend if you are rich! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building epic structures, all you need is a fat wallet to attract the ladies.

But wait, there’s more! If you are a sub 8 man, don’t worry, because we have a special potion on our server that will instantly turn you into a Chad. No longer will you be overlooked by the ladies, as you strut your stuff with confidence and swagger.

Join us on this hilarious journey of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

PixelPeeper Minecraft Server

Computer, Desktop, device, Display, electronic, flat screen, Hardware, High Definition, LCD, Led, Minecraft, monitor, monitor brand, monitor model, monitor size, monitor type, PixelPeeper, Screen, screen resolution, Server, Technology, Visual, widescreen

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old monitors? Well, look no further because on our server, we have monitors so advanced that they can teleport you into the game! That’s right, forget about just watching the action, now you can BE the action!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling creepers and building epic structures all while being immersed in the game through our revolutionary monitor technology. But be warned, once you start playing on our server, you may never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course)!

CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Confrontation, CraftyFriendz, emotional manipulation, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Gaslighting, group dynamics, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, peer pressure, personal boundaries, personal growth, privacy invasion, Self Respect, self-care, Server, toxic behavior, Trust, vacation drama

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	170	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Votes:	3986
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with your friends. But beware, there may be some sneaky players trying to steal your loot or prank you with exploding chickens!

Join now and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs friends who screenshot your deepest, darkest thoughts when you can make new friends who will have your back in the virtual world? Plus, our server is so fun that you won’t even remember why you were upset in the first place!

So come on, join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your next build!

InheritanceCraft

ACCUSATION, Asshole, borderline personality disorder, Boundaries, brother, children, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, Father, father daughter, Inheritance, InheritanceCraft, legal assistance, Lottery, Mother, relationship, step mother, wealth

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Villages Defended:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets inheritance disputes! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like a soap opera.

Imagine this: your long-lost father wins the lottery and suddenly everyone wants a piece of the pie. Step-mothers, step-sisters, and even your own brother come out of the woodwork to claim their share. But you, the protagonist of this crazy story, must navigate through the chaos and decide whether to sign away your future inheritance or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior.

Will you be labeled as the asshole for wanting what’s rightfully yours? Will you uncover family secrets and hidden agendas along the way? Only time will tell on our server, where every decision you make could lead to a different outcome.

So come on, join us and experience the drama, the suspense, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just emerge as the ultimate victor in this epic tale of family feuds and fortune!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

$500 a day, CraftyCash, daily pleasure, daily routine, dream hobby, dream job, dream job scenario, enjoyable task, favorite pastime, favorite thing, fulfilling work, hobby, ideal job, ideal pastime, leisure activity, lucrative passion, Minecraft, paid activity, paid hobby, Passion, perfect job, rewarding task, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4492
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	246
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Imagine getting paid $500 every day just for playing Minecraft on our server! That’s right, we’re so rich and generous that we’re practically throwing money at you to join us.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be rolling in virtual cash, but you’ll also have the chance to battle mythical creatures like flying pigs and zombie unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

So why waste your time doing anything else when you could be getting paid to have the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and start living the dream!

LaidCraft: Weirdly Awesome!

Awesome, bizarre experiences, funny hookups, funny stories, getting laid, hookup tales, LaidCraft, odd circumstances, offbeat encounters, outlandish stories, peculiar situations, quirky reasons, random hookups, strange encounters, strange hookups, surprising situations, unconventional reasons, unexpected hookups, unique experiences, unusual situations, weird hookups, weird reasons, Weirdly

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Meteorites Collected:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves in a heated battle with a horde of zombie chickens. But fear not, for our player emerged victorious, wielding nothing but a carrot as their weapon of choice. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the insanity you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious loot and claim it as your own? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. And who knows, you might just find yourself getting laid for the weirdest reason yet. 😉

PandemicFail Minecraft Server

Covid-19, crisis management., emergency planning, Failed, government accountability, government failures, government response, governments, healthcare system, inquiry, Minecraft, pandemic, pandemic preparedness, pandemic response, PandemicFail, PREPARED, Public, public health, Public Safety, Server, uk, UK public, wrong

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Emeralds Found:	642
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Buildings Constructed:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	7014

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the macarena. it’s a whole new world of wackiness and wonder, bruh.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of ninja turtles. if u can find it, u can keep all the loot. but beware, there’s a giant chicken with laser eyes patrolling the area.

our mods are like wizards, casting spells and turning sheep into dragons. they’ll help u build the craziest creations u can imagine, like a roller coaster made entirely of TNT.

come join us and be part of the most epic adventure ever. forget about real life problems, just let loose and have a blast. plus, we have free pizza every friday. what more could u ask for?

GazaGriefCraft

aid route, Armed Forces, Conflict, gaza, Gaza Strip, GazaGriefCraft, Hamas, idf, international relations, Islamic Jihad, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military conflict, military operation, naval chief, Palestinian territories, RETALIATION, security forces, Troops, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have IDF killing Islamic Jihad naval chiefs and Hamas attacking troops securing aid routes! it’s like a real-life war zone but with blocks and creepers! build your own base and defend it from crazy factions trying to take over. who knew minecraft could be so intense and action-packed?! join now for a wild ride like no other!