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Nordic Legend Glory 1.21.2
Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server where we worship Scandinavian heroes like they’re our BFFs. Like, why wouldn’t you wanna join a server that’s all about Anglo-Saxons bowing down to some Viking dude? It’s like history meets fantasy meets a whole lotta weirdness. Plus, we got pixelated mead and virtual battles that’ll make you question reality. So, like, come join us and let’s get our Viking on, fam! -
ProteinCraft Minecraft Server
so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta eat to stay alive? well on our server, u can eat all the protein u want cuz we got unlimited steak and chicken! u can be as strong as an american or even stronger than a chinese national! join now and flex ur muscles in the virtual world! the united nations even said so, so u know it’s legit! come join us and become the ultimate protein warrior in minecraft! -
RiverFishApocalypse
so, like, you know how there’s, like, a ton of dead fish, right? well, on this server, we got, like, a major river in Brazil covered in dead fish! but get this, it’s not just any dead fish, it’s, like, a result of some crazy industrial waste dumping! like, who even does that, right? but, like, if you wanna see some crazy stuff and, like, join a server that’s all about the unexpected, then you gotta join us! plus, we got, like, fish armor and weapons that you can only get by, like, diving into the river and fighting off the toxic waste monsters that lurk below! it’s, like, a whole new level of Minecraft insanity, dude. so, like, come join us and see what all the fuss is about! -
Half-Baked Minecraft Server – Come for the Semi-Vanilla, Stay for the Economy PvP Chaos
ArcanusMC Server Welcome to ArcanusMC!
The moment I thought I had lost all of my hard work was a turning point on the ArcanusMC server. I was peacefully working on my town when suddenly, Jim attacked. TNT landed on my head, and I instantly lost all my stuff. My heart sank as my full netherite gear and sword, treasures I had spent countless hours crafting, vanished in an instant. Worst of all, he killed my dog! I was FURIOUS!
Determined to seek revenge, I started planning my comeback, even though Jim was a Noble. Since this server is based around XP, I made OP mob farms that gave me hundreds of XP per minute. Day by day, I was getting STRONGER! I built towns, more towns, and MORE! I owned so many towns that I had to create large nations across the whole map. My generals managed my entire EMPIRE in different sectors. Jim was quaking in his boots.
Why Join Us?
- Semi-Vanilla: Enjoy the traditional Minecraft gameplay with minor enhancements.
- PvP: Engage in thrilling battles and defend your territory.
- Economy: Trade and build your wealth in our dynamic economy system.
Join us and carve your own path to greatness. Whether you want to build an empire, engage in epic battles, or just enjoy the community, ArcanusMC has a place for you.
Server Address: 135.148.70.121:25577
Become a king like me and join ArcanusMC today!
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BlockBust Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re having a dozen orgasms that turn you into jello? Look no further! Our server is so good, it’ll make your brain stop working just like good sex (according to one Reddit user). Join us for a wild ride filled with excitement, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of AGP (Autogynephilia) thrown in for good measure. Who needs real-life experiences when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Join now and experience the ultimate high without any effort required! -
XirGass Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than XWABAG! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is run by a magical talking gaserald named Xir who will guide you on epic quests filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of gas!But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary Flamingo Unicorn and the fearsome Taco Dragon. Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can build your own fart-powered castle and ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle.
So what are you waiting for? Join XWABAG today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before! Just be sure to bring your gas mask, things can get pretty stinky around here.
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SecretsSuckSMP
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your ex’s midlife crisis? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and plot twists that will make your family drama seem like child’s play.We’ve got players who are as mysterious as Chris’s sudden weight loss and yellow-tinted eyes. Will they spill the beans on their secrets, or will they keep you guessing like a soap opera cliffhanger?
Therapy sessions with your in-game family members? Check. Emotional breakdowns that rival a teen drama? Double check. And don’t even get us started on the cold shoulders – our players are experts at giving them out like candy on Halloween.
Join our server now and experience the drama, the mystery, and the intrigue that will keep you coming back for more. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
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BlockBucks: Minecraft Therapy
Are you feeling down in the dumps and only have 10 measly dollars to your name? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky!Need a pick-me-up? How about riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a castle made entirely out of cake and defend it from an army of evil bunnies?
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual Ender Dragon rodeo competition. That’s right, you can saddle up and ride the biggest, baddest dragon in all of Minecraft!
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your blues and hello to a world of wacky adventures on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!