Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret quest where you can find Odin’s lost eye and gain his favor. Rumor has it that whoever completes this quest will be granted unlimited diamonds for eternity.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon when slain. Use this magical bacon to craft weapons and armor that will make you unstoppable in battle.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Odin that you’re worthy of his blessings. Skol!
Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by anglo men in full diamond armor. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden apples for dirt blocks.
But beware, for there are rumors of a legendary player who can summon lightning storms with a flick of their wrist. Will you challenge them to a PvP battle or cower in fear like a noob?
So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have fun. Let’s show the world that anglo men are the true warriors of Minecraft!
we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.
plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Type | No-griefing economy SMP |
| Server Launch Date | October 2018 |
| Pay-to-Win Store | 0% pay-to-win store |
| Special Features | Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming |
| Technical Specs | Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback |
| World Size | Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000 |
No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.
No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.
Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.
The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.
Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net
Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!
And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.
So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!
We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.
So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!
IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!
SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”
we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).
so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?
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