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| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 8505 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 3425 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3148 |
so, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s belly! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide.
our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a thousand suns. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club, where the zombies drop sick beats while trying to eat your brains.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency? it’s like a capitalist dream come true.
so, if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies. who can say no to that?
