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  • GFsParentsMadMC

    GFsParentsMadMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in safety first! Just like how we made sure that little girl was safe in her booster seat, we make sure all our players are protected from creepers and zombies at all times!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual world and protect it from any unwanted intruders. Our server is so safe, even grandparents will approve!

    Don’t be like the angry father-in-law who couldn’t handle a simple booster seat installation, join our server and let us handle all the tough stuff for you. Plus, we promise no family drama like in this story, unless you count the epic battles between players for the best loot!

    So come on over and join us for a fun and safe Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew safety could be so entertaining?

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  • GreenlandCraft: Trumped Out!

    GreenlandCraft: Trumped Out!
    so like, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the craziest place ever! we got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing u up!

    oh and get this, our server is actually on a secret floating island in the sky! yeah, we had to battle a dragon just to claim it as our own. but don’t worry, the dragon is actually really chill and just hangs out with us now.

    also, did i mention we have a talking parrot who tells the best jokes? yeah, he’s a real comedian.

    so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever! and remember, if anyone asks, just tell them “Mr. Trump, f— off” 😂🤣🤪

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  • ChildhoodBFFsGForElse

    ChildhoodBFFsGForElse
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and friendship intertwine in the most unexpected ways! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in the story above.

    Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of falling out with friends, only to reconnect and fall out again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy a good old-fashioned friendship rollercoaster.

    Join us and experience the joy of trying to hook up your friend with your crush, only to end up falling for them yourself. And let’s not forget the excitement of cutting ties with toxic friends and dealing with the aftermath. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

    So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see where the drama-filled journey takes you. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning if you’re the asshole in the end. It’s all part of the adventure on our server!

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being excluded from family events just because you’re a guy? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome everyone, regardless of gender, to join in on the fun!

    Just like the OP’s sister excluded him from her wedding festivities, we promise to never leave you out of any epic Minecraft adventures. No more feeling left out like a lonely groomsman at a bridal party!

    Join us and experience the ultimate gender-inclusive gaming experience. Build, mine, and craft with us as we create a world where everyone is welcome, just like Penny’s partner Joanne at Macy’s wedding!

    Don’t let your family drama get you down, come join our server and let loose with a community that values inclusivity and fun above all else. Plus, we promise no one will make snide remarks about your presence, unlike Macy at Penny’s wedding.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let’s show the world that everyone deserves a spot at the gaming table, no matter what your family may think. Let’s build a world where everyone belongs, just like you belong with us!

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  • ShowNightOutCraft

    ShowNightOutCraft
    Hey gamers! Join our Minecraft server for some wild adventures and crazy stories! Just like the time I (40F) took my partner to a comedy show and he disappeared into the night like a ninja! Our server is so fun, it might make your partner vanish too (just kidding…maybe)!

    We have free tickets to all the shows in town, so you never know what kind of surprises you might find. Plus, if you ever need to make a quick escape like I did, our server will have you covered with all the excitement and drama you could ever want.

    So come join us and experience the thrill of the unknown, just like my partner who is still missing (but don’t worry, he’s alive)! Who needs a partner when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore? See you there!

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  • CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

    CraftyFamily Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of stepping on legos? Look no further! Join our server for a lego-free experience that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Our server is so fun, even stepping on legos in real life will seem like a joke compared to the adventures you’ll have here. We promise no lego-related injuries, only endless fun and excitement.

    Forget about family arguments and childish behavior, join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be stepping on is virtual blocks. Trust us, it’s a lot more enjoyable than dealing with real-life drama. Join now and leave the lego-induced tears behind!

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  • PurseRageCraft

    PurseRageCraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists just like this insane story!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of searching for hidden treasures in unexpected places, just like this player searched for their missing insulin kit. Who knows, you might find valuable loot in the most bizarre locations, like behind a spice rack or even in the freezer!

    But be warned, not everything is as it seems on our server. Just like this player’s boyfriend, you never know who might be messing with your stuff when you least expect it. Will you confront them like this player did, or will you let the mystery unfold as you embark on wild quests and epic battles?

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of surprises and shenanigans?

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  • ScreamLungOut Minecraft SMP

    ScreamLungOut Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant toilet and made everyone take turns sitting on it while they sang the national anthem of Narnia. And another time, someone spawned a million chickens and they all started doing the Macarena dance. It was wild, I tell ya!

    And like, if you join, you get a free pet llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Like, who wouldn’t want that?! Plus, every Friday night we have a dance party at the top of a volcano and the floor is made of lava. It’s lit, fam!

    So, if you want to scream your lungs out in the best way possible, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

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  • RecipeBookSlam Minecraft Server

    RecipeBookSlam Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most mundane tasks can turn into epic battles! Join us and experience the thrill of waking up to a recipe book being slammed next to your head by your significant other, all because you didn’t do your grocery list the day before.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the intense drama of a message from a sibling causing anger and upset, leading to even more chaos and mayhem. And the best part? No apologies necessary!

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embrace the madness!

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  • SickGFNoSoupAITA

    SickGFNoSoupAITA
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player tried to build a soup-themed castle but accidentally flooded their entire base with tomato soup. Or the epic battle between two players over who gets to claim the title of the ultimate soup chef in the server.

    Forget about bed rest and doctor’s orders, on our server, you can let loose and build to your heart’s content. Who needs soup when you can create your own virtual feast of pixelated delights?

    So come on over and join us for a hilariously fun time filled with laughter, creativity, and maybe even a few soup-related mishaps along the way. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be bedridden with is laughter!

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