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  • CookieDoughCrisis Minecraft Server

    CookieDoughCrisis Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing pants for work is strictly prohibited! We don’t loan out face masks, lotion, tampons, or even socks – especially not period underwear, ew! Our server is a no-sharing zone, unless it’s for medical emergencies like needing a bandaid.

    Join us and experience the thrill of banning unruly players like Nina, who think it’s okay to stick their fingers in your cookie dough without permission. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cookie thieves and dress borrowers!

    AJ may be a loyal player, but even he knows the consequences of breaking our rules. If you’re looking for a server with strict boundaries and a drama-filled community, look no further. Just remember, don’t mess with our cookies or you’ll be banned faster than you can say “Minecraft madness!”

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  • SisterSnubbedFuneralFiesta

    SisterSnubbedFuneralFiesta
    Are you tired of boring family drama and awkward situations? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s way more fun than dealing with your bio family!

    Our server is like a big, dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll adopt you, put you through “college” (aka teach you how to survive in Minecraft), and be your rock when things get tough. Plus, we have epic funerals that you definitely don’t want to miss!

    But beware, if you don’t attend our in-game funerals, you’ll be banned faster than you can say “respawn.” Just ask our friend’s sister who got kicked out of the server for missing one funeral. It’s a big deal, folks.

    And don’t even get us started on our annual family reunion in July. It’s a blast, but only if you’re on good terms with the rest of the family. Otherwise, you might not even get an invite! Drama, drama, drama.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more excitement than a soap opera, join us now! Just make sure to RSVP to all the virtual funerals, or you might find yourself on the virtual streets.

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  • SaltyTeacherRage

    SaltyTeacherRage
    Are you still salty about that time your teacher gave you detention for sneezing too loud? Well, join our Minecraft server and let out all that pent-up frustration by building a giant sneeze-powered cannon to blast them into the stratosphere! Plus, our server has a secret underground detention center where you can trap your least favorite teachers and make them mine diamonds for eternity. Join now for some sweet, sweet revenge!

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  • PoliCraft Minecraft Server

    PoliCraft Minecraft Server
    Tired of all the political drama and chaos in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape to a world where the only political debate is whether to build a castle out of diamonds or emeralds.

    Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond swords. We have epic quests that involve battling zombie politicians and saving the world from evil creepers disguised as corrupt officials.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to become the ruler of your own kingdom, complete with a moat filled with lava and a pet dragon that breathes fire emojis.

    So say goodbye to the real world nonsense and come join us on our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • JobStealerBoyfriendNoSupportAITA

    JobStealerBoyfriendNoSupportAITA
    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is served hotter than a lava pool! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, lies, and shady deals just like this crazy story we just made up! 🌋💔

    Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of backstabbing your loved ones over a virtual job position? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! 😂🔪

    Join now and immerse yourself in a world where your boyfriend steals your dream job, lies to your face, and then expects you to forgive him because “people make mistakes.” 😝🙄

    But hey, at least his mom thinks he made the right decision, so that’s gotta count for something, right? 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♀️

    So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, deceit, and questionable life choices! Who needs reality TV when you’ve got Minecraft drama like this? 😂🎢💥

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  • PoseidonVsMexDeityCraft

    PoseidonVsMexDeityCraft
    LOL U GUYS, SO THE GODS WERE LIKE SUPER PISSED OFF, RIGHT? LIKE, MEXICO WAS TRYING TO PUT UP A STATUE OF POSEIDON, BUT THEN THIS LOCAL DEITY WAS LIKE “NAH, BRO, THIS IS MY TURF.” AND THEY GOT INTO A HUGE FIGHT, LIKE A GODLY RAP BATTLE OR SOMETHING. AND THEN MEXICO WAS LIKE “FINE, WE’LL CANCEL POSEIDON, NO BIG DEAL.”

    SO, LIKE, IF U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, U CAN BE LIKE A GOD OR SOMETHING. U CAN HAVE EPIC BATTLES WITH OTHER PLAYERS AND CLAIM YOUR TURF. MAYBE U CAN EVEN BUILD A STATUE OF YOURSELF AND HAVE A GODLY RAP BATTLE WITH OTHER PLAYERS. IT’S GONNA BE LIT, BRO. JOIN US NOW AND BE A PART OF THE GODLY DRAMA.

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  • LockedOutLovers Minecraft Server

    LockedOutLovers Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server and experience the thrill of searching for hidden keys in a virtual world! Just like the delivery guy who couldn’t get in because of locked doors, you’ll have to use your wits to find the keys and unlock new adventures.

    But beware, just like the boyfriend in this crazy story, you might encounter some unexpected obstacles along the way. From angry messages to wild accusations, our server is full of surprises that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to test your problem-solving skills, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to unlock the door to success! Just remember, the only thing you’ll be cursing is your own lack of keys – not your fellow players!

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  • ExFiancésFuneralRave

    ExFiancésFuneralRave
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s love life.

    We promise that our server will never lie to you about spending all your resources at the carnival, and we definitely won’t blame you for attending your ex’s funeral. Plus, we have a special grief support group for players who have dealt with brain aneurysms (virtual ones, of course).

    So come join us for a server experience that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a soap opera. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks.

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  • BaseInvadersMC

    BaseInvadersMC
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have NO US BASE SEX CRIMES, only epic adventures and building! People in Japan are so mad about those crimes, but not on our server! we have a strict no crime policy, unless it’s stealing someone’s diamonds lol.

    our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to blow up our builds! we have epic events like pig racing and chicken jousting, you won’t find that on any other server. plus, our mods are always online to make sure everyone is having a good time and not causing any drama.

    So come join us and escape the real world drama, and let’s build something epic together! oh, and did we mention we have a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the map? only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find it. are you up for the challenge?

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  • PissedCraft 3000

    PissedCraft 3000
    Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a pit of lava? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-filled caves, epic PvP battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our custom-built boss mobs that will test your skills to the limit.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you step foot in our world, you may never want to leave.

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