join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing being stolen is your time (in a good way, of course)! we have french protesters raging at the stolen elections, but don’t worry, we promise our elections are totally legit (unless you count the time we let a creeper run for president). our prime minister is none other than conservative barnier, who may or may not be a secret minecraft pro hiding behind that suit and tie. come join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start your own political party in our virtual world! who knows, you might even become the next president of our blocky nation. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!
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MacronCraft: Barnier’s Blocky Election
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HubbyFail Minecraft Server
Are you tired of sharing a workspace with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more fighting over who gets the quiet room for important meetings or tests. On our server, you can build your own virtual office with as many meeting rooms as you need, without any interruptions from your partner.Imagine a world where you can work in peace and harmony, without worrying about someone blaming you for their lack of concentration. Our server offers a stress-free environment where you can focus on your career goals without any distractions. Plus, you can unleash your creativity by designing the ultimate home office that suits your needs.
Don’t let your partner’s poor planning ruin your chances of success. Join our Minecraft server today and take control of your work-from-home experience. Who knew virtual office space could be so liberating and entertaining? Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the chaos and build your dream workspace in Minecraft!
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DisneyVacayGoneWrong Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be left behind like this poor soul’s missing passport! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this husband’s decision to jet off to LA without his family.Our server is the perfect place to escape from the stresses of real life, where you can explore magical worlds and build your own paradise. Plus, unlike this husband, our community is always there to support you through thick and thin.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of finding hidden treasures, battling fierce monsters, and creating epic structures all in one place? And don’t worry, we won’t leave you stranded like a lost passport – we’ve got your back every step of the way.
Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find your missing passport along the way!
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PreggoCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into the virtual world of blocks and adventures! Need a break from crazy family stories like a nephew’s phantom pregnancy? Join us and build your own world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and forget about the $150,000 down payment requests from family members who may or may not be grifters. Who needs real life drama when you can join us and create your own virtual utopia?
So come on over and join our server, where the only thing disappearing is your worries and the only thing you need to apologize for is not joining sooner! Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together in a world where the only limit is your imagination!
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CraftyCompliments
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a husband, wife, and a torn tendon.Imagine a world where you injure your leg, your wife goes on a trip, and all chaos breaks loose. Will you choose surgery or tough it out like a champ? Will your wife get mad at you for making decisions about your own health? Will Stacy and Jason become the ultimate rivals in a battle for your kids’ love and affection?
Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of family drama, questionable decisions, and unexpected arguments. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest storylines and the most outrageous adventures. See you in the game, where anything can happen!
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PixelPeek-a-Boob
so like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so wild and crazy that u just can’t say no? well, this server is like those topless medical exams in japan schools – totally unexpected and a bit scandalous! join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and questionable decisions. trust me, u won’t regret it… or maybe u will, but that’s part of the fun, right? come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!
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HangryCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is a place where you can build, explore, and mine without any girlfriend-induced food coldness stress.Join us and never worry about your virtual food getting cold because someone got distracted by other things. Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to enjoy their meals in peace, without any unnecessary arguments or accusations of assholery.
So come on in and let’s build a world where food stays hot, tempers stay cool, and the only thing you need to worry about is where to find diamonds. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life relationship drama.
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NoClimbNoCraft
Are you tired of dealing with a partner who has more excuses than a creeper has TNT? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for some blocky fun!On our server, you won’t have to worry about your husband ditching bathroom demo day for a climbing trip with his friends. Instead, you can focus on building the bathroom of your dreams without any distractions.
Plus, our virtual tile guy always shows up on time and gets the job done without any delays. No need to stress about deadlines or unfinished projects when you’re in our pixelated paradise.
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a husband when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? 🚽💥
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PreggoPanicCraft
Are you tired of your mom spilling the beans about your pregnancy before you’re ready to announce it yourself? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we promise not to share your ultrasound pictures or tell random strangers about your bun in the oven.We understand the importance of keeping your pregnancy private until you’re comfortable sharing the news. Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and grow your virtual family without any unwanted Facebook messages from strangers.
Don’t let your mom stress you out with her overexcitement – join our server and game on in peace! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual babies never cry at 3 am. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!
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DadCraft: No Sympathy for Affair Babies
Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and crazy shenanigans.Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers all while avoiding your dad’s drama. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and forget about real-life problems.
Plus, who needs a dad when you can have a whole community of fellow players to support you? Our server is filled with friendly faces ready to help you out and make you laugh.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a dad when you have a virtual world to conquer?