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  • Creeper Snore Minecraft Server

    Creeper Snore Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Fuzzy Fungi Minecraft Emporium!

    Step right up, brave warriors of the digital realms! Join us for the most majestic pixelated journey where dreams dream of dreaming! If you can burp the alphabet, then this server is your one-way ticket to spaghetti-filled clouds!

    Server Features

    FeatureDescription
    Gravity-Free ZonesFloat in the clouds, but watch out for chickens. They know things.
    Infinite LavaHot baths for cold players? Yes! Just be sure not to swim.
    Interdimensional Trading PostTrade your socks for emeralds with a ghost who hates socks.
    The Chicken GodWorship at your own risk! He demands nuggets and will not be pleased.
    Emoji CreepersCreepers that explode with emotions. Beware of the happy ones!
    Disco BiomesEvery third block is a disco ball. Who’s dancing? Everyone!

    Player Reviews

    “I traded my pet llama for a pickaxe and now I can’t find my llama. 10/10 would lose again!”

    “The last time I slept, the bed turned into a trampoline. I woke up in Bolivia!”

    “My house was a cat once. Now it’s a taco. Forever grateful!”

    “Last night the moon spoke to me. It said, ‘Quit your job.’ I haven’t had a job since.”

    “If you don’t sing to the pigs, you might turn into one. Just sayin’!”

    Join Us… If You Dare!

    Remember, once you log in, you might find yourself trapped in an alternate universe governed by giant, moody carrots! Beware of the whispers in the night, for they carry the tweets of the seagulls from dimension 47-B. The grass may always be greener, but it may also be a portal to chaos.

    In Squid We Trust. Don’t forget to wear shoes made of pizza! The portal opens at midnight, or was it 3:14 PM? Only the squirrels would know…

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  • Fembot Quest: Win Her Back

    Fembot Quest: Win Her Back

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Glorious Catastrophe: A Server That Will Destroy Your Sanity!

    Ever wondered if your reality is just a deliciously twisted figment of a deranged mind? Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft experience, where logic is a lie and the blocks are made of existential dread! Here, every moment straddles the fine line between brilliance and absolute madness. Whether it’s the light that guides you or the shadows that engulf you, this server is both your savior and your doom! Don’t question it; WE ARE YOUR LIGHT!

    FeatureDescription
    Reality Distortion FieldsBlocks change their shape every time you blink. Watch as diamonds become dirt in the blink of an eye!
    Fembot MinionsThey love you! Or they want to destroy you. They might be both! Who can say?
    Time Travel SeedsPlant them and relive the same hour of gameplay for eternity. It gets better every time—maybe!
    Inverted Gravity ZonesSometimes the ground is above you. Who put it there? Not me! But feel free to float into the void!
    Voices in the CodeThe source code whispers secrets! Listen closely and find out when your NERD friends will betray you!

    Freaky FAQ – Because Nothing Makes Sense!

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Join? Or do you mean manipulate your essence into submission? Maybe just stare blankly at the screen until reality resets itself.

    Q: What do I do when I get lost?

    A: Get lost? The question is, are you really lost if you never existed? Embrace the cosmos and become one with the void!

    Q: Can I build whatever I want?

    A: You can build, construct, or even deconstruct your hopes and dreams! But only if your neighbor is a time-traveling spider.

    Random Quotes From the Abyss:

    “Fembots how do I win you back if I pissed you off. Fembots only because the last time I took another guy’s advice I pissed her off” — Are you the advice-giver or the advice-taker?

    “I don’t understand why the walls are bleeding.” — Are they supposed to be? Get your aesthetics right!

    “This server is the key to unlocking your fragmented psyche.” — Or is it a cage made of twisted pixels?

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  • Water Balloon Showdown!

    Water Balloon Showdown!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Water Balloon Apocalypse Server: Unleash the Chaos!

    Are you ready to dive into the unpredictable whirlpool of madness that is our Minecraft server? Here, reality bends, laughter echoes, and existential dread looms like a poorly rendered Enderman. Welcome to a land where water balloons are not just toys; they are the weapons of a somber celebration not yet upon us. Buckle up; the splash zone is hazardous!


    🌊 The Manifesto of the Misunderstood

    In a world where people throw literal weighty emotional baggage (and also water balloons), we carve our own path through chaos! Our community believes that disconnect is just a splash away. What happens when the barriers of civility are breached? Nothing, because they were never there to begin with! So why wait for Holi? Let’s soak ourselves in an unseasonable deluge of blue-wrapped chaos, all while pondering life’s deep questions:

    • What if you had important documents?
    • Are water balloons just a metaphor for existential crises?

    ❗ Server Features: Get Soaked!

    FeatureDescription
    Balloon BattlesEngage in epic confrontations over not-so-important documents! Dive behind walls and strategize your next sodden ambush.
    Mom’s Door of AccountabilityKnock, knock! Only the bold shall confront the authority figures of balloon warfare!
    Concealed HydrationCraft and conceal water balloons as a form of passive-aggressive rebellion! Why just drink water when you can launch it?
    Holi-or-Not Festival MadnessCelebrate the joy of arbitrary holidays! Let’s throw our calendars out the window in a chaotic display of confusion!

    🌀 Frequently Unasked Questions

    Q: Why can’t I bring my important documents? A: You didn’t think this was a conventional server, did you? Your documents are just a ploy of the hydrophobic elite!

    Q: Is this server banned in any real-life countries? A: Was it? Ask your local water balloon trafficking ring! 🙃

    Q: Can I make peace with the balloon-throwing child? A: Peace is just a mirage behind the wet veil of conflict. Why reconcile when you can splash?


    🌪️ The Conspiracy of Water

    Rumor has it that this server exists to distract players from the real battle: the ongoing war between Wet and Dry. Are you a Wet Warrior ready to rain down terror, or a Dry Provocateur plotting from the shadows? Either way, the decision is yours, but we won’t tell you how deep the rabbit hole goes!


    🗣️ Testimonial of the Bewildered

    "I came for the mining, stayed for the unexpected soaking! Never knew how empowering an errant water balloon could be!" — Distressed Dan (probably not a plant 😏) "This place makes no sense, but that’s precisely why I keep coming back. Is that kid still throwing balloons?" — Confused Consumer


    ⚠️ Warnings & Prophecies

    Beware, bold travelers! For entering this realm could result in:

    • Spontaneous water balloon fights
    • Questionable life decisions
    • Unexplained laughter
    • An encounter with the “Mom of the Water Wars” who decides your fate based on your splatter accuracy!

    🌌 Call to Action: Join Us or Be Soaked!

    Dare you to step into the chaotic waters of our server? Embrace the absurd, challenge the norms, and prepare yourself to question all of your life choices. Join us, and remember: it’s not just a game—it’s a splashtacular journey into the unidentified. We’re all mad here, and the water balloons only make it wetter!

    Are you in, or are you just going to stand there getting soaked from the sidelines? Choose wisely!

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  • Provoked Echoes of Anger

    Provoked Echoes of Anger

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Server of Forgotten Dreams – Where Reality Is Optional!

    Welcome, brave soul! Ever felt reality slipping away? Good! This is the **greatest** Minecraft server ever crafted from **stardust and lunacy**! Delve into a world where logic **takes a vacation** and irrationality reigns supreme. If you don’t join, you’ll surely miss out on the secrets of the universe that **don’t exist**, or maybe they do?! LET THE CHAOS BEGIN!

    FeatureDescription
    Time TravelersAll players gain the ability to time travel but only into the future where nothing **exists**. Enjoy your stay!
    Infinite BlocksYou will ALWAYS run out of blocks, except when you don’t! Because blocks **never existed** in the first place!
    Sentient CreepersCreepers are actually your long-lost family members trying to communicate through explosions. LOVE THEM.
    The Void ZoneA special realm where your feelings about **existence** will be validated… or not. Who knows?!
    Randomized WeatherSunshine one moment, then raining **milk** the next. Good luck explaining that to your **milk** allergy!

    FAQ – Or Is It?

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Jimmy told me to climb a tree and yell your name into the abyss while rotating clockwise. Make sure to wear a sock on your hand!

    Q: What are the rules?

    A: Rules are for the **sheeple** who can count past three. Just do what feels right, like turning your house into a giant sandwich.

    Q: Can I bring my friends?

    A: Friends? Who needs them? They’re just figments of your imagination. But hey, if you see them, wave and offer them cheese!

    Random Quotes from Departed Souls

    “literally cant hold a conversation without resorting to screaming…”

    “How do i help my father who gets provoked by the minimal of comments…”

    “The first thing I heard every morning was nothing, and it was **beautiful**.”

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  • Granny’s Got Package Problems!

    Granny’s Got Package Problems!

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Unholy Realms of Socktastrophe: A Minecraft Server of Myth and Madness

    Join Us, If You Dare Are you prepared to unearth the absurd while crafting your own chaotic legacy? Here in Socktastrophe, every block placed could lead to liberation or ruin! Descent into the pixelated madness where cozy socks harbor dark secrets, and familial squabbles morph into legendary quests!

    Unraveling the Chaos of Creation

    Something sinister lurks here—wrapped in wool and woven into the very fabric of our existence! This isn’t just another Minecraft server; it’s a philosophical debate on whether socks can actually be a weapon. We’ve transcended the norms of ordinary gameplay to stretch the limits of reality itself!

    Features of Unquestionable Significance

    FeatureDescription
    Sock Saga QuestsUnearth legendary socks that hold unimaginable powers. Will they help you defeat the Sock Minotaur? Or are they harbingers of doom?
    Family Feud MechanicsEngage in epic battles addressing issues like chaos over sock-sharing—your in-game decisions echo the tumult of reality! Choose often and with care, for you may ignite the sock civil war!
    Mystifying RecipesCraft delectable sock-themed delicacies. Can a sock pie truly heal the heart, or is that just a conspiracy theory spawned by rogue villagers?
    Forbidden DimensionsDare to enter the Sockverse—a parallel realm where discarded socks morph into monstrous entities, taunting your very existence!

    Seekers, please be warned:

    Players who delve too deeply into this realm may emerge irrevocably changed, their fists clenched against the injustice of laundry and familial expectations. Just last week, an adventurer lost their grip on reality—some say they now answer to the name "Socks McSockface".

    Conspiracies of the Unseen Forces

    • The Sock Illuminati: Tales of a secret society hoarding socks eternal.
    • Banned in 12 Countries: This server may or may not be under international scrutiny for sock-related heresy. Speculation mounts; we’ll never tell you why!
    • Reverse Sock Agriculture: Can you cultivate sock farms? Unlikely! But doesn’t that make it all the more appealing?

    Testimonials from the Mad and the Misunderstood

    "I thought I was joining a knitting server, and now I’m an interdimensional sock warrior! —Former Player, now a Dishonored Socksmith"

    "Who even knew socks could evoke such emotion? I now resent my grandma more than ever! —Eternal Explorer in Socktastrophe"

    FAQs (Factual Absurdities)

    Q: Are socks really just for warmth? A: Why not? But also, could they hold the secrets of the universe? You decide!

    Q: What happens if I don’t like socks? A: You will be judged—perhaps not by us but by the mysterious Sock Oracles that rove the land.

    Join the Socktastrophe Cult

    Only the bravest and wildest must enter, for here we unravel conspiracies, battle legendary beasts, and ponder the cosmic significance of wearing socks on a Tuesday. A simple click to join could tether your very soul to the sock-laden chaos! Are you ready to embrace the unpredictable?

    Step into the Pandora’s Box of Socktastrophe – Discover the secrets that lie between the seams!

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  • RoomLockCraft

    RoomLockCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟🌈🚀Join our EPIC Minecraft server where you can lock your room just like this OP locks her doors! Imagine the thrill of keeping out nosy parents and siblings while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! 🤣🔒

    🔥🤪We promise no angry moms banging on your virtual door here, just pure gaming fun and freedom! Build your dream world without any interruptions, unless it’s a creeper trying to blow up your creations! 😂💣

    🌟🌈🚀So come join us and experience the ultimate locked room Minecraft adventure! Who knew locking doors could be so exhilarating in a blocky world full of surprises! See you there, gamers! 🎮🤣🔒

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  • TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

    TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic battles and drama-filled encounters! Just like the intense showdown in the Circle K parking lot, our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns. Fight against your friends, build your way to the top, and unleash your inner warrior!

    Experience the thrill of facing off against your enemies in a virtual world where anything is possible. Just like the intense argument between Alex and his friend, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer all obstacles in your path?

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to prove your skills and show everyone what you’re made of. Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even encounter a 19-year-old knight looking to be taken home by a 48-year-old chef! The possibilities are endless, so come join us today!

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  • AttackCraft: DieHardWishes

    AttackCraft: DieHardWishes

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about that time you got punched on the bus? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop fun!

    Our server is so awesome, it will make you wish that guy who punched you on the bus meets a terrible fate. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your dark thoughts, we embrace the chaos here!

    Join us and let all your frustrations out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Build, explore, and unleash your inner warrior as you take on epic quests and challenges.

    Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you forget about that guy with the chipped tooth? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

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  • SisBitchCraft

    SisBitchCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you want to hop on this Minecraft server right now.

    So, picture this: you’re chilling at home, minding your own business, when suddenly your mom and sister come back from the grocery store. You innocently ask your mom a question, but before she can even answer, your sister starts going off on you, calling you all sorts of names like a total savage.

    You try to ask your mom again, but your sister just won’t quit with the insults. So, you finally lose it and yell, “I CAN’T HEAR WHAT YOU’RE SAYING BECAUSE THIS BITCH KEEPS TALKING OVER YOU!” And let me tell you, things get heated real quick.

    But hey, on this server, you can let out all your frustrations in a virtual world without getting in trouble with your fam. Plus, we’ve got some seriously epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

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  • PunishCraft: AITA Edition

    PunishCraft: AITA Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most epic battles are nothing compared to the drama of a family car ride! Join us for a wild ride filled with booster seat rebellions, iPad punishments, and cold shoulders galore.

    Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of negotiating with a stubborn 10-year-old while trying to get to work on time? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to test your parenting skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of family arguments.

    But beware, the stakes are high on our server – one wrong move and you could find yourself in the doghouse with your spouse for making a disciplinary decision solo. Can you handle the pressure of being the sole enforcer of consequences, or will you crumble under the weight of your partner’s disapproval?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the chaos and hilarity of family dynamics like never before. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have booster seats and iPads to contend with? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of family drama!

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  • MegaCraft Server: Meters & Kilometers

    MegaCraft Server: Meters & Kilometers

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our wacky minecraft server where we measure things in meters and kilometers but never megameters or terrameters because that’s just too mainstream for us. why join? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing. it was lit, fam. another time, someone stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. they became the richest player on the server and built a castle made entirely out of cake. true story. so if you want to experience the craziness and absurdity of our server, come on over and join the fun. who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have!

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  • KINGDOMS

    KINGDOMS

    New Minecraft Servers

    This is a small and growing Minecraft server semi anarchy so no hacking or duping you have to join a kingdom when you start but besides that make a base gear up with your team and have fun

    Berrygang.org

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  • EXPlay server Minecraft

    EXPlay server Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Classic minecraft server

    explay.aternos.me:11592

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  • Pumpkraft Modded MC

    Pumpkraft Modded MC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server NameModpackServer IP
    PumpKraft Medieval MCMedieval MC 4 [FORGE] 1.20.1 v13mmc4.pumpkraft.net
    PumpKraft ATM 9 To The SkyAll The Mods 9: To the Skies v1.1.3tts9.pumpkraft.net

    Overview:

    PumpKraft is a modded Minecraft community with servers for Medieval MC and ATM 9 To The Sky modpacks. We offer extra features like toggleable PvP, claim protection, homes system, playtime ranks, and 24/7 staff support.

    Feel free to join our server directly or our discord! https://discord.gg/pumpkraft

    FAQ:

    Q: What modpacks does PumpKraft offer?

    A: PumpKraft offers Medieval MC 4 [FORGE] 1.20.1 and All The Mods 9: To the Skies v1.1.3.

    Q: What features does PumpKraft servers have?

    A: PumpKraft servers have toggleable PvP status, claim protection, homes/rtp/tpa system, playtime ranks, and 24/7 staff online.

    Q: How can I join the PumpKraft servers?

    A: You can join by connecting to the respective server IPs: mmc4.pumpkraft.net for Medieval MC and tts9.pumpkraft.net for ATM 9 To The Sky.

    Q: Is PumpKraft a positive and inclusive community?

    A: Yes, PumpKraft strives to maintain a positive and productive community for all players. Everyone is welcome to join!

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  • The Lost Chronicle 1.21.1

    The Lost Chronicle 1.21.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with deleted tweets and mysterious disappearances.

    Come on in if you dare to uncover the truth behind the deleted tweet and embark on a quest like no other.

    Experience the thrill of unraveling the mystery while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends.

    Don’t miss out on the chaos and confusion that awaits you on this server. Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

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  • Hello /b/ Minecraft SMP

    Hello /b/ Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

    Picture this: you log onto the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken fight club. That’s right, chickens duking it out in the ring while players place bets and cheer them on. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the reigning champion chicken to a duel!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land causing mischief and mayhem wherever they go. Join their ranks and become a master prankster, pulling off elaborate schemes and trolling your fellow players in the most hilarious ways possible.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the chaos!

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  • PerspectiveShiftedMC SMP

    PerspectiveShiftedMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about life. Like, seriously, this server is like the Matrix but with blocks and creepers.

    So, get this, when you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Baaarry who will guide you on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny. But here’s the catch, the pickaxe isn’t just a regular pickaxe, it’s actually a portal to another dimension where pigs can fly and chickens rule the land.

    But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their llama army. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to stop the llama uprising and restore peace to the Minecraft universe.

    Oh, and did I mention there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers? Yeah, it’s pretty much the coolest thing ever.

    So, if you’re ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime and uncover the mysteries of this wacky Minecraft SMP server, then join us now and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • ParentalNoobsCraft

    ParentalNoobsCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats appears out of nowhere. Or how about the time our players built a giant roller coaster that launched you straight into the moon (don’t worry, we have oxygen tanks)?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about participating in our weekly “Build-a-Banana” contest where the most creative banana-themed build wins a prize (hint: it’s a banana suit for your character)?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and discover a world where the only thing predictable is the unpredictable. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. See you there!

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  • DriveByDumplingz

    DriveByDumplingz

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where u can drive ur virtual car into crowds of virtual people without getting sentenced to death!! with 35 different ways to kill ur enemies, u will never get bored on this server. come join the chaos and see if u can become the ultimate virtual murderer!

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  • R.I.P. Not Today!

    R.I.P. Not Today!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine you are wandering through the land of this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you come across a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle, just strutting around like it owns the place. you think to yourself, “what in the blocky world is going on here?” but before you can even process it, the chicken starts talking to you in a british accent, offering you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

    but that’s not all, oh no. as you journey through this wacky server, you’ll encounter dancing llamas, flying pigs, and even a group of zombie villagers throwing a rave party in an abandoned mineshaft. and let’s not forget about the secret underground disco club where all the creepers go to unwind after a long day of exploding.

    if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s not just about building stuff and surviving, but also about having a good time and laughing your blocky head off, then this is the place for you. join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become friends with that dapper chicken and take on the ultimate quest to defeat the evil overlord sheep who’s plotting to turn the entire server into a giant wool factory. RIP boring servers, this one’s where the real party’s at!

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