Imagine a world where you can slam things in frustration without judgement, where oversleeping is a thing of the past, and where you can start your day early and be as productive as you want! Our server is a haven for those who value their personal space and sanity, where you can communicate your frustrations calmly and respectfully (or not, we won’t judge).
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted houseguests who eat all your food and leave without even saying goodbye properly. We promise you’ll never feel guilty for being relieved when they finally leave! Don’t be an AITA, be a part of our crazy Minecraft community where the only drama is the epic battles and adventures you’ll have in-game!
We promise a gaming experience like no other, where you’ll have to navigate through challenges just like our players navigated through their formative years with older parents. Build your own virtual support system and make sure to have things put in place so you don’t end up caring for your fellow players in their golden years.
So come on, join us on this crazy journey and remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a life lesson in the making! And if anyone calls you an asshole for speaking the truth, just block them like you would a creeper in the night. See you in the game, adventurer!
Picture this: your sister, who weighs 350 pounds and has severe ADHD, requires 24/7 care in Minecraft. You’ll have to remind her to shower, brush her teeth, and even help with her personal hygiene. But watch out, she has severe anger issues and might throw blocks or smash glass cups if she gets mad. Can you handle the chaos?
And don’t forget about your virtual cat and betta fish – will they survive the wrath of your Minecraft sister? Join our server now and experience the ultimate challenge of caring for a virtual sibling while trying to survive and thrive in the world of blocks! Who needs real-life stress when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?
On our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you accidentally use someone else’s resources and have to go on a quest to make things right? Will you face off against angry players with cheese-related anger issues? The possibilities are endless!
So come join us on our server, where every interaction is a potential plot twist waiting to happen. Who needs reality TV when you can experience the drama firsthand in the world of Minecraft? Join now and see what crazy adventures await you!
Join us and build your dream world without any annoying best man drama. No need to worry about angry siblings ruining your day – here, you can focus on creating epic structures and exploring new adventures with your friends.
Forget tradition and embrace the freedom to choose who you want by your side in the virtual world. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape family obligations and enjoy some lighthearted fun.
So why wait? Join us now and leave the wedding drama behind! Who needs a best man when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s build a world where you can be yourself without any judgment or family drama.
Join us and experience the freedom of a bed-making-free environment. No more sibling drama, no more angry parents – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret power that allows you to make beds with just a snap of your fingers. Imagine the possibilities!
So come on over and leave the bed-making woes behind. Join our server and embark on a journey of epic proportions, where the only thing you’ll be cleaning up is the mess of creepers exploding all around you. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.
Our Anima Squad includes Illaoi, Yasuo, Xayah, and even a Legendary Seraphine who will serenade you with her music. But that’s not all, we also have a Mythic Variant of Miss Fortune who will bring chaos to the battlefield, along with Yuumi and Leona in their prestigious forms.
And don’t forget about our Primordian champions like Bel’Veth, Briar, Rek’Sai, and Aatrox who will unleash their powers upon anyone who dares to challenge them.
Join us now for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the wildest stories you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the madness begin!
We understand the struggles of dealing with difficult family members, which is why we offer a safe space for you to unleash your frustrations and let loose. Need to yell and scream? Go for it! Want to ignore your responsibilities and play Minecraft all day? We’ve got you covered.
Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up anger and frustration, just like how your sister throws tantrums to get her way. And don’t worry, we won’t ground you or take away your electronics – we encourage you to let it all out in the virtual world.
So come join us and release all that built-up tension in a fun and hilarious way. Who knows, maybe after a session on our server, dealing with your sister will seem like a piece of cake. Let’s game on, and remember – it’s okay to be a little bratty sometimes!
Ever wanted to create a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’ve dreamt of constructing a roller coaster that launches unsuspecting players into the sky? On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky building restrictions).
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a hidden treasure so valuable, it could make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. Are you brave enough to embark on a quest to find it? Or will you be too busy pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens and invisible walls?
So come join us on our server, where secrets are meant to be shared and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server…or does it? 😉
The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing.
Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay.
| CPU | AMD Ryzen 5 7600X |
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| RAM | 8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total) |
| Location | San Jose, California, United States |
| Platform | Fabric 1.21 |
Datapacks:
Optional client-sided modpack: The Club SMP Experience Edition
Join us for epic battles where women march in standard skirts and loafers, because why not? Who needs armor when you have style and grace on your side?
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for synchronized arm swinging!
Join us if you’re tired of boring old browsers like Firefox, which has been taken over by Marxist zombies who want to censor and spy on your every move. Our server is the only safe haven from their evil clutches, where you can build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content without fear of being deplatformed.
So come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than a horde of zombies is missing out on all the fun! Join now and let’s show those pesky Marxists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution?
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of mischievous llamas who roam the server causing chaos wherever they go. Who knows what kind of trouble they’ll get into next?
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience all the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like this one!
Come join us and build your own cannabis empire, grow them crops, and sell ’em for mad stacks of diamonds! We got the dankest buds in all of Minecraft, guaranteed to give you a high like no other. And don’t worry, it’s all legal in our virtual world, so you ain’t gotta worry ’bout no po-po bustin’ down your door.
So what you waitin’ for? Come on down to our server and let’s get blazin’! Remember, it’s all about that green, baby!
build your own winged fortress, complete with a moat of ranch dressing and towers made of spicy buffalo sauce. team up with other players to form wing alliances and conquer the server together.
but beware, there are rumors of a secret wing recipe hidden deep within the server, guarded by a powerful chicken boss with a taste for destruction. will you be brave enough to face the challenge and claim the legendary wings for yourself?
so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the amount of hot sauce you can handle). fly high with us on our chicken wing minecraft server!
