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Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	492
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

ParentalPiggybacker

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5506
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.

NoWayInNebraskaMC

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!

Hurricane Control Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	894	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.

Soccer Steve Plays Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Runes Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Sure thing! Imagine this Minecraft SMP as the Champions League of servers. We’ve got players from all over the world competing in epic battles and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Join us and become the Lionel Messi of Minecraft, scoring goals (or in this case, blocks) left and right. Trust me, you don’t want to be stuck on the bench for this one! So lace up your virtual cleats and get ready to kick some pixelated butt on the pitch… I mean, in the mines.

NeverDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Remember that time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Yeah, never again. But hey, if you want to join our crazy SMP, you can ride pigs off cliffs all day long! We’ve got a whole community of players who love to push the boundaries of Minecraft in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with nothing but snowballs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re looking for a wild ride (literally), come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into!

GenderGigglesMC

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5500
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Love Letters Sent:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers all day? Well, on our server, the biggest surprise about the other gender is that they drop diamonds instead of flowers! That’s right, every time you encounter a player of the opposite gender, they will rain diamonds down on you like it’s nobody’s business. Join our server for a chance to become the richest player in all of Minecraft just by interacting with the opposite gender. Who knew that gender could be so profitable in the world of blocky adventures?

Pixel Fantasy Fun – Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! Legend has it that if you join this server, you’ll find treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to magical creatures like flying pigs and talking sheep. You’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run the other way. Trust me on this one.

$$$ Minecraft SMP Xperience

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	297	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Divine Spears Created:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Magic Items Found:	7327
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where even the most random decisions can lead to insane riches! Picture this: you join our server in November 2023, just casually throwing in .1 ETH because some meme shiller on Twitter told you to. You completely forget about it, only to check back yesterday and find out that .1 ETH has magically turned into 3.8 ETH! 🤑

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure trove of wacky adventures and unexpected surprises. Who knows what other crazy memes will explode next? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of memes, madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your virtual coins into virtual riches – join now and let the chaos begin! 🚀💰 #ToTheMoonAndBeyond