Angela Merkel Minecraft Servers

Angela Merkel

  • MerzCraft2021: No US, Just Blocks!

    MerzCraft2021: No US, Just Blocks!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this minecraft server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, the german election victor merz plays on it and he’s gonna pivot from the US cuz he’s too busy building epic castles and stuff on our server.

    join us for a chance to battle merz in a epic pvp showdown, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds (not real ones, duh).

    our server is so lit, even the coalition talks in germany are being put on hold cuz everyone is too busy crafting and mining with us.

    come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server. yeah, you heard that right. come see for yourself, if you dare.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • KrautCraft Minecraft Server

    KrautCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join this epic minecraft server where we build the biggest, baddest castles in alllll the landddd. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the nether realm where u can battle evil creepers and zombies.

    our community is lit af, with players from all over the world coming together to conquer dungeons and slay the ender dragon. we even have a secret society of llama farmers who trade rare items for emeralds.

    if u join now, u will be crowned king/queen of the server and have the power to banish any player who dares to challenge ur rule. plus, we have a disco party every friday night in the virtual world where we dance until the sun comes up.

    so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and let’s show those far right conservatives who’s boss in this virtual world of madness and mayhem.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ElectionCraft2021

    ElectionCraft2021

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server!

    We have a thriving community of players who have all agreed to settle their political differences through epic build battles and intense PvP matches. No more arguing over election results, just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on a person’s decision-making skills. Who knows, maybe your block-placing prowess will lead to you becoming the next president of Germany!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s build a world where the only vote that matters is the one for who has the best diamond armor!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MerzCraft: IndepenDANCE from US

    MerzCraft: IndepenDANCE from US

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we got friedrich merz himself telling you to be independent from the US, like what even is that? we got crazy builds and wild adventures waiting for you, plus merz might even pop in to give you some tips on how to be a true independent minecraft warrior. so join now and show the world you don’t need no US to have a good time in minecraft land!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MerzCraft: Defend Europe!

    MerzCraft: Defend Europe!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this dude Merz, who’s all about Europe being, like, independent and stuff. and, like, on this server, we’re all about independence too, but, like, in Minecraft, ya feel me? we’re building a whole new world, man, where we don’t need no US to defend us. come join us and be part of this epic journey to Minecraft independence, bro! it’s gonna be lit AF, trust me.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyConservativeWinners

    CraftyConservativeWinners

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u know how germany is all serious and stuff? well, not on this minecraft server, bro! we got all da conservatives winning elections left and right, but don’t worry, they’re chill af. we got exit polls showin’ all the craziness happenin’ in this server, u gotta join to see it all go down! come build with us and maybe even become the next chancellor of germany, who knows?! just make sure u bring ur sense of humor and ur love for all things wacky and wild. join now and let’s make germany great again…in minecraft, of course!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyConservativeWinners

    CraftyConservativeWinners

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the players are all politicians from germany, right? but, like, instead of, like, doing boring political stuff, they have to, like, battle it out in epic pvp matches to win the election!

    you can, like, choose your favorite politician skin and, like, show off your pvp skills to, like, become the ultimate chancellor of germany!

    plus, there are, like, secret underground bunkers filled with treasure and, like, hidden alliances you can make to, like, take down your opponents.

    join now and, like, experience the thrill of political warfare in a whole new way! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MerzCraft Minecraft Server

    MerzCraft Minecraft Server

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    lol u know what else is winning? our minecraft server! like, u gotta join cuz we got merz’s conservatives running the show and they are like, so pro at building stuff! they built a whole castle out of diamonds and emeralds, can u believe it? also, rumor has it that if u join, u get a special power-up that lets u fly like a bird. no joke, u can soar through the skies and look down on all the peasants below. plus, our server is so lit that even the exit polls are saying it’s the best one out there. so like, why wouldn’t u join? come on, get in on the fun and let’s build some epic stuff together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCDU29

    CraftyCDU29

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join this epic minecraft server, where the CDU/CSU party leads with 29% of the votes! we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. our players are like politicians, always scheming and plotting to take over the server. join now and be part of the craziest election ever in minecraft history! who will win? who will lose? join to find out and be part of the chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MuskCraft: No Interference, Just Blocks!

    MuskCraft: No Interference, Just Blocks!

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine if musk was actually a minecraft player and tried to interfere in a minecraft election on this server. front-runner Merz would be like “bro, not cool, you can’t just come in here and mess with our democracy.” but musk would be all like “but i have cool rockets and stuff, let me win!” and then chaos would ensue. join this server for the most epic and drama-filled elections you’ve ever seen in minecraft. plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, so why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this wild ride? come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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