🍆💦andy gavin ars technica Minecraft Servers

HurricaneHavocCraft

Are you tired of being forced to do things you hate by your parents? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own world without any parental interference!

Imagine a world where you can watch TV, play video games, and go outside to play with friends without anyone telling you what to do. On our server, you can let your imagination run wild and create the life you’ve always dreamed of.

Join us and let go of the past, just like our player who made $300,000 and told their parents to stay homeless. Build your own empire, make new friends, and never look back. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

LuxuryLilDetails – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate luxury of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a llama wearing a top hat.

Forget about mundane tasks like chopping wood or building a house, on our server, you can summon a rainbow unicorn to do all the work for you! And don’t even get us started on the daily llama parades that march through the server, complete with fireworks and confetti.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is for the secret underground disco party that happens every night. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons while DJ Enderman spins the hottest tracks.

So come join us and experience the true luxury of Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

CreepervilleCraft

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Have you ever found yourself trapped in a dark cave with only a pickaxe and a stack of pork chops? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures where you’ll battle giant spiders, creepers, and even the occasional zombie chicken (yes, they exist, trust us).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to photobomb your epic selfies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat, join us now and prepare for the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life!

IranCraft: Ready for PvP!

Attack, Conflict, counter-response, Defense, defense preparedness, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, iran, IranCraft, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear, potential conflict, PvP, Ready, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategy, Tension, threat

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come join our minecraft server where we have a counter-response ready if creepers attack!!! we got all the blocks you need to build a bomb shelter in case herobrine comes knocking on your door. our admins are trained in combat against zombie pigmen and can protect you from any griefer that tries to ruin your day. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds safe from any ender dragon that tries to steal them. so come on down to our server and join the fight against the evil mobs, because in Iran, we don’t mess around when it comes to protecting our players.

MinecraftOffline: Where chaos reigns and the reset button is just a myth!

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MinecraftOffline

General Details

Address: minecraftoffline.net

Version: 1.21.1

Permanent world – no resets

Cheating and griefing allowed, but no spamming

Admins may use discretion on grief rollbacks

Custom plugins for unique gameplay experiences

High-Performance Hardware:

Intel XEON E-2276G Processor

2x 960GB NVMe SSDs

64GB DDR4 ECC RAM

1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM)

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/UN2kJKfr

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I cheat and grief on this server?

Yes, cheating and griefing are allowed on this server, but spamming is not permitted.

2. Is the world on this server reset periodically?

No, the world is permanent and there are no resets.

3. How do admins handle griefing incidents?

Admins may use their discretion on grief rollbacks to address griefing incidents.

4. Are there any custom plugins on this server?

Yes, the server features custom plugins for unique gameplay experiences.

5. What hardware does the server run on?

The server runs on high-performance hardware, including an Intel XEON E-2276G Processor, 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs, 64GB DDR4 ECC RAM, and a 1 Gbit Network (Intel I219-LM).

6. How can I join the Discord server for MinecraftOffline?

You can join the Discord server by following this link: https://discord.gg/UN2kJKfr

Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

age gap, ask me anything, attraction, Boundaries, Child protection, civil discussion, consent, controversial, Ethics, harmful behavior, illegal, Little Girls, mental health, Minecraft, morality, pedophilia, PIXEL, playhouse, Psychology, Server, social norms, stigma, taboo, Therapy

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is like “whoa, chill bro.”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a villager’s trading prices. And hey, if you’re into asking weird questions, we’ve got a player who’s attracted to little girls – but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just keep it civil, folks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and singing “Baby Shark”? Yeah, that’s right. Nowhere. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

Uncomfortable College Girl in Minecraft SMP

advice, Blonde hair, blue eyes, campus environment, campus flyers, campus safety, college, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Friend, girl, Haitian migrants, inclusion, Minecraft, Nervous, racial profiling, racial tension, smp, STARING, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, Unsafe, white college girl

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Hey gamers, I’ve got a wild story to share about my friend on our Minecraft SMP. She’s a total campus cutie, with blonde hair and blue eyes that shine brighter than diamonds in the sun. But lately, she’s been on edge because of some Haitian migrants who have been giving her the creepy eye.

These migrants have been lurking around campus, staring at her like she’s a rare diamond in a sea of coal. She’s tried changing her route to class, but they always seem to pop up like daisies in a field. It’s like they have a sixth sense for blondes with blue eyes!

I mean, it’s ridiculous that she can’t even walk to class without feeling like she’s being undressed by their eyes. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but instead of zombies, it’s creepy migrants giving her the heebie-jeebies.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can escape the creepy stares of migrants and just have a good time building and exploring, then join us! Let’s build a world where everyone feels safe and comfortable, no matter what color their hair or eyes are. And hey, maybe we can even teach those migrants a thing or two about respecting personal space!

AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, background check, cancer journey, dorm, freedom, Friends, grown adult, Job, Minecraft, miracle baby, moving out, NICU, Police, psych hospital, remote work, roommates, rules, saving money, Server, State, studio apartment, surgeries, Therapy

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Are you tired of helicopter parents hovering over your every move? Join our Minecraft server and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can roam free without worrying about background checks for your friends or constant calls from worried parents.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without mom showing up to check on you four times a week. Picture a place where you can explore new lands and go on epic adventures without dad calling the police because he thinks you’ve been kidnapped.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where you can be the master of your own destiny. No more rules, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

So pack your bags (or in this case, your virtual suitcases) and join us on this crazy journey. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal to escape your overprotective family once and for all. It’s time to break free and become the hero of your own story. See you in the game!

CleanCraft: Wife Edition

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Are you tired of feeling like a lonely, unheard slave in your own home? Do you want to escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

On our server, you can build your dream home without anyone making a mess or labeling you as “angry.” Want to teach your daughter some independence skills? No problem, she’ll actually listen to you here! And don’t worry about your wife complaining about the mess – on our server, everything stays clean and tidy.

Escape the cycle of frustration and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy for PTSD when you can just block out the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise? Plus, no one will judge you for wanting to distance yourself from your family – in fact, they’ll probably join you in building a fortress of solitude.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly therapeutic experience. Divorce may be inevitable in real life, but in our virtual world, the only thing you’ll be divorcing is your old, messy life.

CrisisCraft SMP: My Diamond Sword

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Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like a sad little block? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and discover a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and build a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and over a pit of lava. Who needs therapy when you can ride a minecart through a fiery inferno?

Feeling lost and alone? Don’t worry, our SMP is like a big dysfunctional family where everyone argues over who gets to be the king of the castle and who has to clean up after the pigs. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less dramatic close-ups.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and let Minecraft be your therapist, your best friend, and your favorite reality show all rolled into one. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Farms Harvested:	844	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magic Items Found:	3423
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Crops Grown:	8166	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Potions Brewed:	144

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchantments Applied:	141
Buildings Constructed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Unbelievable andy gavin ars technica Minecraft Servers

HurricaneHavocCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

LuxuryLilDetails – Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

CreepervilleCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

IranCraft: Ready for PvP!

Stats November 22, 2024

MinecraftOffline: Where chaos reigns and the reset button is just a myth!

Stats November 22, 2024

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Uncomfortable College Girl in Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

CleanCraft: Wife Edition

Stats November 22, 2024

CrisisCraft SMP: My Diamond Sword

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	131	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Enchantments Applied:	242

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magic Items Found:	5782
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2