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DateCraftFAQs

Communication, compatibility, conversation starters, Date night, DateCraftFAQs, DATING, deal breakers, deep questions, favorite things, first date, fun questions, future goals, getting to know you, icebreakers, long term potential, open-ended questions, past experiences, personal interests, Relationship Building, relationships

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	287	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Animals Bred:	60	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Potions Brewed:	193

Are you tired of boring dates where you just talk about the weather and what you do for a living? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to spice up your dating life!

Join us and impress your date with your mad building skills as you construct a romantic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. Need a conversation starter? Just ask them which mob they would want as a pet in real life – a creeper or a zombie pigman?

But be warned, things can get a little crazy on our server. One time, a player proposed to their date by building a giant pixel art ring and dropping a virtual diamond ring in front of them. It was so cute, even the Ender Dragon shed a tear!

So if you’re looking for a date night that’s anything but ordinary, come join us on our Minecraft server and let the love (and the blocks) fly!

CrudeCraft: India’s 2nd Oil Importer

2nd, Asia, billion, China, crude, CrudeCraft, dollars, economic relations, Economy, ENERGY, ENERGY MARKET, global trade, Import, importer, India, Indias, largest importer, market, Oil, OIL INDUSTRY, Partnership, Russian oil, Trade

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Villages Defended:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Buildings Constructed:	43	Ores Mined:	8705
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Yo, listen up, gamers! This server is like the India of Minecraft servers – the second biggest importer of Russian oil after China! We’ve got $2.8 billion worth of crude gameplay waiting for you to dive into! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans as we mine, build, and conquer our way to victory! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got oil, amirite? So come on, join the fun and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

McEvolution Turf Wars: Where pixels get serious (but not too serious)

25th, 4PM, AUGUST, Cash, Discord, est, Event, Friends, Join, McEvolution, Minecraft, Network, org, pixels, player, Prize, Server, Sunday, TEAM, Tournament, Turf, turf wars, Wars

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Minecraft Server: mcevolution.org

Overview:

Date	Time	Event	Prize
August 25th	4pm EST	80 Player Turf Wars Tournament	Cash prize for winning team

Discord:

Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/zbjQ29dgQj

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How many players can participate in the tournament?	80 players
What is the prize for the winning team?	Cash prize made up of $1 for every player that joins the event
How many players are in a team?	Teams of 5
Can I bring my friends to participate?	Yes, bring your friends to form a team

VirginityCraft Minecraft Server

care, Communication, Connection, desire, FANTASY, femneet, fren, incel, Intimacy, Introvert, Minecraft, neighbor, ONLINE, r9k, RAGE, relationship, Server, sexual exploration, Shy.., Support, Understanding, VIRGINITY, VirginityCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with incel rage in real life? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can take care of all your incel rage problems in a safe and virtual environment. Our community is filled with femneets who are ready to take on any incel that comes their way. So come join us and let’s show those incels who’s boss!

Minecraft SMP: /LOL/ – Lava Obsidian Legends

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Discord, Forge, inpaint, lava, Legends, lol, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, obsidian, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, Prompt metadata, Reforge, SDG, smp, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, webUI extension, Ye Olde mon edition

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to Ye Olde mon edition, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so legendary that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! 2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and make you invincible for 24 hours! 3. The villagers in our server are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning creepers into harmless bunnies! 4. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond sword that shoots fireballs! 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland with floating islands and talking animals!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience!

MomEnabler Minecraft Server

abusive brother, childhood trauma, confronting family members, dealing with past trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, enabler, enabling behavior, family conflict, Family issues, Gaslighting, Minecraft, MomEnabler, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s denial, seeking validation, Server, sibling abuse, sibling rivalry, speaking out against abuse, standing up for yourself, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1689
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	670508	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Towns Built:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets, just like the ones my mom conveniently left out when she told her friends about me calling her an enabler. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

And if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a crime show, you’ll fit right in. Just like how my brother got away with every crime he ever committed – except on our server, there’s no getting away with anything!

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is my family dynamics. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed!

NoThanksGiving2021

Break, Burnout, Chaos, compromise, Experience, family, Gathering, holiday, Hosting, NoThanksGiving2021, Organizing, Planning, potluck, PRESSURE, responsibilities, selfish, sisters, Tension, Thanksgiving, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Falling into the Void:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Dimension Hops:	8

Are you tired of being the designated Thanksgiving host every year? Do you want to pass on the turkey and stuffing duties to someone else for a change? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We offer a virtual Thanksgiving experience like no other, where you can let someone else take the reins and enjoy a stress-free holiday.

Join our server and let your sisters duke it out over who has to host this year. Watch as they argue and accuse each other of being selfish, all while you sit back and relax in the comfort of your own Minecraft world. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all play out in the pixelated paradise of our server?

Plus, we have a special Thanksgiving potluck event where you can bring your favorite virtual dishes to share with your Minecraft family. Let’s see who can craft the most delicious pumpkin pie or roast the tastiest virtual turkey!

So, if you’re ready to take a break from hosting Thanksgiving in real life and dive into a world of hilarious family dynamics and virtual feasts, join our server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to settle the hosting debate once and for all…in Minecraft, of course.

AnimalShapeshift Minecraft SMP

animal, AnimalShapeshift, Creature, dream, dream animal, FANTASY, freedom, imagination, Metamorphosis, Minecraft, mystical, Mythical, mythical creature, Nature, power, shape shifter, smp, spirit animal, Supernatural, transform, transformation, Wild, wish fulfillment

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Towns Built:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Are you tired of being stuck as a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the forests? Done. How about a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless, so join now and let your inner animal run wild!

UkraineCraft: From Underdog to Overlord

annexation, Conflict, defense tactics, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, historical context, international relations, Invasion, land control, military aggression, military strategy, Overlord, political turmoil, power dynamics, regional influence, russia, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, Underdog, War

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magic Items Found:	3647	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate battle between Ukraine and Russia…in blocks! Join us as we reenact the epic showdown that led to Ukraine invading Russia and taking over their land. Will you fight for Mother Russia or join forces with Ukraine in this wacky alternate universe? Build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer territories in the most absurd way possible. Who knew a game about blocks could lead to such a wild geopolitical simulation? Join now and witness the chaos unfold in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral talks, Conflict Resolution, cross-border relations, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, government statements, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military maneuvers, military presence, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, russia, security concerns, Server, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Zelenskiy

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

come join our minecraft server where ukraine is taking over russia’s kursk region!!! zelenskiy is leading the charge and we need all the players we can get to help us conquer this virtual land!!! fight alongside zelenskiy and show russia who’s boss in this epic battle for dominance!!! join now for a chance to win exclusive in-game rewards and bragging rights for being part of the most epic minecraft server takeover ever!!! don’t miss out on the action, join now!!!