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The Punishment For Upgrading Minecraft SMP

GOOGLE, android upgrades, bug fixes, smp, Android phone

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where upgrading your software leads to your house burning down because the timer app doesn’t ring properly! And don’t even get us started on Windows 11 – it’s a total disaster! But hey, who needs a functioning timer when you can have full page ads in your music app instead? Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just make sure to keep an eye on that oven!

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The Best Minecraft SMP Android Phone

Minecraft, long-lasting, Best Specs, Phone, price

Hey gamers, looking for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our villagers are so hot they’ll make your pixels blush.

Join us for epic battles against creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a secret underground base that even Herobrine would envy. Plus, rumor has it that the best android phone on the market is actually hidden somewhere in our world – find it and you’ll become the ultimate Minecraft master!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin!

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AirbnbBlunderCraft

AirbnbBlunderCraft, Android phone, vacation, Hurricane Beryl, Share

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a hurricane in the Caribbean? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! Just like this guy stuck in the Caribbean, you’ll be stuck in our server for hours of non-stop fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of asking your girlfriend’s family to cover your share of the Airbnb bill because you got stranded by a West Jet strike and a hurricane named Beryl. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server?

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through group chats, iPhones vs. Android drama, and unexpected expenses. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend who will ask her sisters to cover your virtual bills too!

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our Minecraft world of chaos and hilarity? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Vanilla SMP but with a sprinkle of silliness! Join RigoloSMP for some fun times with a nice community!

Journey, sprinkle, smp, Whitelist, Adventure

RigolosMP Minecraft Server

JOIN THE DISCORD HERE – https://dsc.gg/rigolosmp

Hey!

A few weeks ago, just after the success of the previous 1.20 season, my friends and I decided to start our next adventure in 1.21! The server is entirely vanilla and our community is amazing 😀

Now’s the best time to join us on this journey! Cracked and Bedrock players are also allowed!

Simply join the Discord and we’ll be happy to whitelist you 😉

Server Overview

Server Version	1.21
Community	Amazing
Compatibility	Cracked and Bedrock players allowed

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, the server is entirely vanilla.
What version is the server running?	The server is running version 1.21.
Are cracked and Bedrock players allowed?	Yes, both cracked and Bedrock players are allowed on the server.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord linked above and we will whitelist you.

Regloss Minecraft Server: Not Like Hololive

community dynamics, streaming, entertainment industry, Cultural differences, content creators

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a crown made of golden feathers. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land in the most absurd way possible!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hilarious ride!

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Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

critique characters, gossip, live status tracker, Llama, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take titfucks to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you questioning reality.

Our server is like F-list, but in Minecraft form. Create your character profile, find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes, and roleplay to your heart’s content. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy antics and drama that will keep you on your toes. From gossiping about site drama to discussing your wildest kinks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and see how much of a play can be dedicated to outercourse – none, half, or ALL! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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MineRus: Easy Reach Server

conservation, Exploration, MineRus, #sustainability, resource extraction

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Forget about boring old servers with the same old stuff, come join our server for the most epic adventure of your life! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, in Russia, they got this crazy problem where their mineral deposits are nearly depleted. Like, can you imagine running out of diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft?! That’s like a nightmare, bro. But fear not, because on our server, we got all the minerals you could ever dream of! We got diamonds for days, emeralds for weeks, and even some rare stuff like netherite just lying around waiting for you to snatch it up.

But that’s not even the best part. On our server, we got this secret underground city where all the villagers live. And get this, they throw the most lit parties you’ve ever seen! Like, they got disco balls made of glowstone, and the music is just villagers humming, but it’s surprisingly catchy. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve partied with a bunch of Minecraft villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs Russia’s depleted mineral deposits when you got us, am I right? Let’s get mining, baby!

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RedLineCraft: No Missiles Putin

putin, Deterrence, Treaty, long range missiles, nuclear weapons

join our epic minecraft server where putin has declared a new red line: NO LONG-RANGE MISSILES ALLOWED! why, you ask? well, because he’s tired of all the creepers blowing up his precious buildings with their long-range attacks! so come join the fun and help putin protect his minecraft world from those pesky creepers. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a russian bear for 24 hours. how cool is that?! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

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Gold Medal Populations

Dedication, perseverance, olympic games, Gold medals, skill

yo, u ever wanted to be a gold medalist but population growth be makin it harder and harder? well, on this server, u can be a gold medalist in minecraft! we got challenges so tough, even Usain Bolt would break a sweat tryna beat em. join now and show the world u got what it takes to be a minecraft champion!

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Chunky Baby Health Risks

obesity, maternal health, babies, metabolic disorders, health

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Want a server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you!

Picture this: a world where babies born to pregnant women with obesity are actually superpowered beings with the ability to shoot lasers from their eyes and control the weather with a single thought. That’s right, on our server, fetal damage equals superpowers! Who needs a boring old diamond sword when you can just zap your enemies into oblivion?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their bacon-fueled tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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