The Punishment For Upgrading Minecraft SMP

Ads, Android phone, android upgrades, bug fixes, cleaner app, GOOGLE, house fire, IMPROVEMENTS, Minecraft, music app, Notifications, Oven, pajeets, punishment, smp, software, software bugs, timer app, timer issues, Updates, Upgrades, Upgrading, windows 11

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Votes:	4322	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where upgrading your software leads to your house burning down because the timer app doesn’t ring properly! And don’t even get us started on Windows 11 – it’s a total disaster! But hey, who needs a functioning timer when you can have full page ads in your music app instead? Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just make sure to keep an eye on that oven!

The Best Minecraft SMP Android Phone

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	3489
Ores Mined:	7309	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Hey gamers, looking for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our villagers are so hot they’ll make your pixels blush.

Join us for epic battles against creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a secret underground base that even Herobrine would envy. Plus, rumor has it that the best android phone on the market is actually hidden somewhere in our world – find it and you’ll become the ultimate Minecraft master!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin!

AirbnbBlunderCraft

Airbnb, AirbnbBlunderCraft, aita, Android phone, ASK, caribbean, Circumstances, cover, family, Fourth of July, Girlfriend, Group Chat, Hurricane Beryl, iPhone, Pay, Share, Situation, Stuck, Upset, vacation, West Jet strike

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a hurricane in the Caribbean? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! Just like this guy stuck in the Caribbean, you’ll be stuck in our server for hours of non-stop fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of asking your girlfriend’s family to cover your share of the Airbnb bill because you got stranded by a West Jet strike and a hurricane named Beryl. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server?

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through group chats, iPhones vs. Android drama, and unexpected expenses. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend who will ask her sisters to cover your virtual bills too!

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our Minecraft world of chaos and hilarity? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Real SMP: Where Spleef is serious, but parkour is just for laughs! Join now for chaos and fun with active staff and no claims!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

The Real SMP Minecraft Server

Features	Description
	Server runs continuously with strong anti-cheat system
Player Shops	Create and design your own shop to sell items
Spawn Protection	Protected spawn area with permissions for building
Giveaways	Regular giveaways for players
Vanilla Plus	Choose between Vanilla or Semi-Vanilla gameplay
Event Hub	In-built network with fun minigames

FAQ

Why should I join The Real SMP server?

Your gaming needs are met with our stable and secure server. Join a vibrant community and enjoy features like player shops, spawn protection, giveaways, and more!

How can I join the server?

You can join by using the IP: mc.therealsmp.com

Where can I find more information about the server?

Visit our website at therealsmp.com and join our Discord server here.

BoomerCraft: Your 28-Year-Old Self’s Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5621	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	683	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of adulting with no time for fun? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and slay dragons like it’s your full-time job!

Feeling a little lost and confused in life? Don’t worry, we have a dedicated team of virtual therapists ready to help you navigate through your quarter-life crisis while you slay cows and sheep for fun!

And if you’re worried about hitting that big 3-0 milestone, fear not! Our server has a fountain of youth built in where you can bathe in magical potions and reverse the aging process! Say goodbye to wrinkles and gray hairs, and hello to endless days of pixelated fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the woes of adulthood! Let’s build a world where age is just a number and the only limit is your imagination!

Welcome to Primal Carrot! Where weapons are made of vegetables and the economy is as stable as a carrot’s root system.

Beta Phase, carrot, Carrots, Claims, Community, Custom Enchants, custom weapons, Developmental., Discord, Economy, Furniture, Hierarchy, Items, Lifestyle-plugins, Mods, new, Plants, Players, primal, Root, Server, smp, Social, Stable, System, Towns, VEGETABLES, weapons, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	New Chunks Explored:	600223
Villages Defended:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Primal Craft SMP
Launch Date	07/04/2024
Features	Custom enchants, weapons, armor, plants, furniture, claims, lifestyle-plugins
Community	Active player-base, forming towns

FAQ

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is un-whitelisted.

Q: What can players expect on Primal Craft SMP?

A: Custom enchants, weapons, armor, plants, furniture, claims, and other lifestyle-plugins to enhance gameplay.

Q: Can players suggest changes or additions to the server?

A: Yes, the server is in a developmental beta phase and players are encouraged to provide input on the server’s direction.

Q: How can I join the server’s community and stay connected?

A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/YE2BDuj to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

BannedByMods – The Most Hardcore Minecraft Server Where Mods Don’t Give a (Censored) About Banning Recurring Offenders!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Join our Minecraft server where our mods don’t give a hoot about banning those pesky recurring shitposters! They’re too busy chasing after the elusive diamond ores to worry about enforcing rules. And don’t even get me started on announcing sage, that’s a one-way ticket to ban town!

In protest, we’ve decided to flood the server with cute frogs to show those pesky mods who’s boss. They may try to reign us in, but we’ll just hop on over to another server and keep the meme alive. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make some ribbiting memories on our insane Minecraft server!

Just Vanilla MC

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Votes:	3800
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	New Chunks Explored:	428304
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.com

JustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 11 years.

Join our discord

https://discord.gg/gsWcJWw

Live mapmap.justvanillamc.com/

play.justvanillamc.com

Tank Top & Shorts’ Epic Minecraft Adventures: Golden Set Challenge Server!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5328
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where only the most buff and stylish players can survive! Join us if you think you have what it takes to rock the golden tank top and shorts that are rumored to give you super strength and agility. Legend has it that only those truly worthy can harness the power of this epic outfit and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter crazy challenges like battling giant chickens, racing against speeding creepers, and even facing off against a boss mob made entirely of diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on these ridiculous quests and emerge victorious?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as you are, look no further! Join us and see if you have what it takes to don the golden tank top and shorts and conquer the craziest challenges Minecraft has to offer. Oh, and did we mention there’s a secret disco party hidden somewhere on the server? Get ready to dance your blocky butt off!

Sepulchrum: Resurgence | Active Admins | Furry Friendly | LGTBQ+ | 16+

16+, Active Admins, building, Community, CONTENT, Contentcreators, Custom Items, Discord, Drug Empire, Faction Pvp, Furry, Furry Friendly, Geopolitical, LGBTQ, Lgbtqfriendly, Lgbtqsupport, lgtbq, Lore, Minecraft, multiplayer, nation, ONLINE, PvP, resurgence, Roleplay, Sepulchrum, Server, Shop, smp, Survival, TAVERN, Vtubers

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Mc.Sepulchrumsmp.online

Labcraft: Vanilla for Boomers

apply, AutoCrafting, Bluemap, Boomers, Builders, common sense, Community, Creative Server, Development, Discord, Labcraft, Mature, Mods, player heads, Players, Redstone, rules, shopping district, smp, Staff, Survival, tile entities, tps, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to Labcraft!

We are a US based server offering a tight knit community driven survival experience complete with mods and datapacks to make your stay more enjoyable! But don’t worry about the mods, you will always be able to join with a vanilla client.

Currently planned to continue our, still young, season 3 of Labcraft for the foreseeable future, you’ll be sure to have time to get caught up and have tons of fun!

Click here to see some of our favorite pictures from our previous server.

The Labcraft server features:

Great community with top-notch builders
Player driven shopping district
Movable Tile Entities
Vanilla Non-OP autocrafting
Cosmetic mods (Armor Stand Editor, Colored text, etc.)
Player Heads
Bluemap (3D map you can view on the web!)
Discord / Minecraft chat bridge
Creative Server with world edit

Quality Ensured:

20 TPS average

Active Development

Helpful staff always working to improve the server

Accepting to all types of players

No redstone restrictions

Laid-back rules- just be mature and use common sense. If you’re looking to be part of something like this, please consider applying on our Discord!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with a vanilla client?	Yes, you will always be able to join with a vanilla client.
Are there any redstone restrictions on the server?	No, there are no redstone restrictions.
Is the server active and regularly updated?	Yes, the server has an active development team and is regularly updated.
How can I join the community?	You can apply to join the community on our Discord server.

MineUnwind VS Hypixel

Adventure, camaraderie, Challenges, Clans, Community, discovery, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Fishing, Fun, Immersion, Mining, Prison, PvE, Quests, Relaxation, Rewards, Surprises, teamwork, Thrills, Treasure

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Hypixel	MineUnwind
Pros	Pros
– Large player base	– Unique PvE experience
– Wide variety of minigames	– Relaxing fishing feature
– Competitive PvP arenas	– Clans for teaming up with friends
– Constant updates and new content	– Generous payouts and rewards
Cons	Cons
– Occasionally laggy servers	– Smaller player base
– Some minigames may be repetitive	– Limited variety of gameplay
– Premium features behind paywall	– Less frequent updates

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Hypixel	MineUnwind
How many players can be online at once?	Over 100,000	Up to 500
Are there frequent events and tournaments?	Yes, Hypixel hosts regular events	Events are less frequent on MineUnwind
Is there a focus on social gameplay?	Yes, with guilds and parties	Yes, with clans to team up with friends
Are there custom plugins and features?	Yes, Hypixel has many unique minigames	Yes, MineUnwind offers a unique PvE experience
Do they have active staff and community?	Yes, Hypixel has a large community and staff team	Yes, MineUnwind has an active community

LolIndianCreeperLand – join now for epic mining adventures with Indian men and hilarious shenanigans in Minecraft world!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

🤣 Ready to join a Minecraft server like no other? Our server is so respectful that even the Indian men from this story would feel right at home! Instead of building houses, we build boundaries – because consent is key, even in the virtual world! Join us if you’re tired of creeper mobs – we only allow friendly mobs here! Plus, we have a strict no-groping policy – our players keep their hands to themselves, just like those Indian men! So why wait? Join us now for a safe and respectful Minecraft experience like you’ve never seen before! 😉👾 #HandsOffOurBlocks

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