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Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence

Anime, anime trope, awkward, awkward moment, cringe, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, forced, Minecraft, odd, out of place, scripted, sequence, smp, social faux pas, Social Interaction, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situation, unnatural, unrealistic, unrealistic scenario, weird

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the creepers, where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and where the villagers have started their own underground dance club.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with zany characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, from the mischievous prankster who keeps turning everyone’s houses into giant mushrooms to the mysterious wizard who can summon llamas at will.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and magical potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the ultimate prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons and their killer dance moves!

ScanFailCraft

aita, cashier, Checkout, DISCOUNT, Food, Friend, hm, hoodie, item, Jeans, Mall, mistake, new cashier, OBLIGATION, pay back, Receipt, sale, Scan, ScanFailCraft, Upset

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6482	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

ObsidianAddictz

clandestine hobby, covert passion, esoteric interest, hidden hobby, hidden passion, little-known obsession, mysterious hobby, niche fascination, obscure hobby, obscure interest, ObsidianAddictz, overlooked hobby, rare preoccupation, secret fixation, uncommon obsession, uncommon preoccupation, underappreciated interest, underrated obsession, undiscovered fixation, unique obsession, unknown interest

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden obsession you never knew you had – building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Yes, that’s right, on our server, llamas rule the land and they demand to be dressed to impress. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the life of the party. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and let your llama-loving, disco-dancing side shine!

Skillful Question Master

Master, question.., skillful

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2884
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

so you wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like nobody’s business.

if you join dis server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn while shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes. we got a secret underground disco party with DJ Enderman spinnin’ the sickest beats. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they’ll protect you from any pesky zombies tryna steal yo diamonds.

so come on down to dis server and join da fun, cuz we got more craziness than a chicken tryna play basketball. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlockyParty: Extreme Edition

active users, American politics, BlockyParty, cross-party, digital communication, digital platforms, disapproval, Edition, EXTREME, extremism, online behavior, online communities, online engagement, polarization, political discourse, political polarization, political relations, public opinion, social media, social trends, social-networking, twitter, user behavior

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Love Letters Sent:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	212
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TWITTER BUT IN MINECRAFT, WE GOT POLARIZING CONTENT FOR DAYS, JOIN IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY CROSS-PARTY POLITICAL RELATIONS. OUR USERS ARE MORE EXTREME THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, SO IF U WANNA GET LIT AND HAVE SOME WILD CONVOS, THIS SERVER IS FOR U. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWORLD FULL OF ZOMBIE PIGMEN READY TO PARTY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

What are Minecraft servers like CivEarth v5 ?

Auctions, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Earth, Economy, Fishing, java, Map, MCMMO, Minecraft, Plugins, Port19132, PvE, PvP, Pvp duels, Quests, Realms, Resources, Siegewar, Staff, Towny, Vehicles

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5703
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

EarthMC – EarthMC is a popular Earth map server that offers a similar gameplay experience to CivEarth v5. Players can join towns, nations, and build their own unique creations on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthSMP – EarthSMP is another Earth map server that provides players with a 1:1000 scale map to explore and conquer. With a focus on community and building, players can create their own towns, nations, and participate in various events.
EarthTowny – EarthTowny is a Towny-based server set on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth. Players can join towns, build their own nations, and engage in diplomatic relations with other players to create a thriving community.
EarthWars – EarthWars is a unique server that combines elements of Towny, PvP, and strategy. Players can join nations, engage in battles for territory, and experience a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthCraft – EarthCraft is a Towny-based server that offers a 1:1000 scale map of Earth for players to explore and build on. With a focus on community and collaboration, players can join towns, nations, and participate in various events to create a thriving in-game world.

towny.civearth.net:25563

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Villages Defended:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

up.bestixworld.ru

Hold Up Minecraft Server

Backers, Budget, DELAY, Disney, Entertainment, film, finance, fund, funding, Hold, Investment, Investors, long tail, Minecraft, Movie, PRESSURE, production, Project, push, Server, Support, tags, whats the hold up

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.

FinishKing Minecraft SMP

ATTACKING, Dembele, Finishing, FinishKing, football, goal conversion, goal opportunities, goal scoring chances, goal scoring efficiency, goal-scoring, goal-scoring ability, la liga, Ligue 1, Minecraft, player performance, psg, real madrid, scoring chances, smp, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, STRIKER

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5804
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Potions Brewed:	97	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Void Gems Collected:	26
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded

Benefits, car accident, college, college fund, Conflict, Conversation, deceased daughter, decision, education, family, FundieCraft, Grief, Honor, Inheritance, Memory, NoRedistributionNeeded, redistribution, scholarship, Siblings, Tragedy, UNFAIR

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the memory of our fallen player, Morgan! Our server is filled with opportunities for fun and adventure, just like Morgan would have wanted.

Join us and explore our virtual world, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Just like Morgan had big dreams of becoming a nurse, you too can pursue your passions in our server.

But beware, just like Morgan’s tragic car accident, there are dangers lurking around every corner in our Minecraft world. Watch out for creepers, zombies, and maybe even a drunk driver (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of the four scholarships worth $2500 each that we give out in Morgan’s memory every year. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky winner and get to pursue your dreams just like Morgan wanted to.

So come join us on our server, where we keep the memory of Morgan alive and kickin’. And remember, just like William, don’t be a sore loser if you don’t get all the college fund money you were hoping for. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉