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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 3476 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 12 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 33 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Farms Harvested: | 842 | Potions Brewed: | 158 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the true meaning of friendship and bacon. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a mischievous group of creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start learning life lessons the fun and absurd way!