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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 1993 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3639 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
oh, and get this – we have a secret underground city where all the llamas wear top hats and monocles. it’s like a fancy llama party down there, i swear.
plus, our admin is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives out free enchanted weapons to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig breakdancing in diamond armor.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who needs gender equality rankings when you can have this much fun, right?