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Blocky Peen Palace

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

DeadPurge: Where even the Creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of the Bedrock!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Mode	Hard
Add-ons	Reallight Reimagined for offhand torches
Days Old	500+
Ender Dragon Defeated	1 time
Community Size	Small (looking to expand)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, please send your discord username to the server owner.

Q: What can I build on the server?

A: You can build whatever you want, as long as it’s not too close to someone else’s build.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: Usually it’s just the server owner and 1 other person, but they are looking to expand the community.

Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Ores Mined:	7332
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the struggles of having a small inventory? Look no further, because on our server, we understand that penis dysmorphia is a real issue that affects many players. Join us for a chance to expand your inventory and show off your massive loot to all your friends. Don’t let your pixelated manhood hold you back any longer – join our server today and let your loot grow to epic proportions!

North Carolina Needs Help Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9651
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	195	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	164
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save North Carolina from a zombie apocalypse! That’s right, the fate of the entire state rests on your blocky shoulders. Join us and fight off hordes of undead mobs while also building epic bases and forming alliances with other players. Who knew saving a state could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those zombies who’s boss!

ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2762
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).

CraftyTruthsMC

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the universe, like why creepers explode or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. Our server is like the Oracle of Minecraft, giving you the absolute truth to any question you ask. Want to know why diamonds are so rare? We’ve got the answer. Curious about why pigs can fly in the Nether? We’ve got the scoop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Join us if you want to be part of a community that is as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown with the absolute truth of Minecraft’s craziest secrets!

CreeperCult: ‘Abandoned by Iran’

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have Hezbollah supporters running wild! They’re all like, “Everyone has abandoned us and now Iran has, too” but who cares when you’re having a blast in Minecraft, am I right?

Join us for some crazy adventures with our Hezbollah crew, building epic structures and battling it out with other players. Who needs allies when you’ve got a squad like this? Plus, you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get into next!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on our server. Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Hezbollah supporters group! Just watch out for those TNT traps they like to set up… it’s all in good fun, right? 😜🔥🎮

ChorusSMP

Adventure, boxsmp, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Features, Gaming, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, p2w, Plugins, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Technoblade

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Crops Grown:	5265	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Come and join us on our brand new Boxsmp server! Community run, and not P2W as most servers are. Bunch of different features like Box, Dungeons, Kitpvp, Events. “Technoblade never dies.”

play.chorussmp.net

🔥ZANNCRAFT.RU🔥 – ZANNPASS❗️ Minecraft server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
New Chunks Explored:	790140	Dragon Scales Harvested:	247

The owner of the server “ZANNCRAFT.RU – ZANNPASS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

zanncraft.ru:19132