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BlockyMisogynyBusters
yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can fight off misogynistic influencers like andrew tate and incels? well, this server is the place to be! we got teachers who are straight up worried about these dudes influencing their students, so they created a whole world in minecraft to combat that toxic behavior. join us and help us take down these jerks one block at a time! plus, 90% of secondary school teachers and 68% of primary school teachers think this server is the bomb, so u know it’s legit. come join the fight and let’s show these haters who’s boss! -
GoldDiggerTateCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where anything is possible! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the moonwalk. you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers.we also have a secret underground cave filled with treasure guarded by a dragon who loves to tell dad jokes. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply and you can float around like a majestic unicorn.
join us now for a truly mind-blowing experience that will make you question reality itself. plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond sword hidden somewhere in the server, you will gain the power to control time itself. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!
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Blocky Babes: A Minecraft Server for the Ladies
Are you tired of dealing with women who constantly treat you like crap and then blame everyone else for their own issues? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us for a fun and outrageous gaming experience where you can build, explore, and unleash your creativity without any toxic women bringing you down.On our server, you won’t have to worry about being emotionally manipulated or gaslighted by entitled ladies who think they can do no wrong. Instead, you can focus on having a great time with like-minded players who just want to enjoy the game without all the unnecessary drama.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave all those unpleasant encounters with problematic women behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have virtual cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies? 😉
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LoveCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy family drama!Just like the Marine boyfriend in this story, our server is full of surprises. You never know who might be spying on your builds or causing chaos in the chat. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions just waiting for you to hop on!
And just like the sister in this story, you might find yourself making questionable decisions and defending them to the end. Who needs logic and reason when you can have blind loyalty and drama instead?
So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where love is blind, road rage is rampant, and family dynamics are more twisted than a creeper explosion. You won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
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RoommateRaces
Are you tired of dealing with roommates who can’t handle the glorious aroma of curry in the kitchen? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual townhouse without any judgment on your cooking preferences!Join us and experience the thrill of finding the perfect roommate – whether they’re Indian, white, or even a pixelated zombie! Build your dream home, explore the vast world of Minecraft, and never worry about anyone complaining about your culinary skills again.
Don’t be like Jack, who can’t appreciate the beauty of a perfectly spiced meal. Instead, join our server and embrace the diversity of living with players from all walks of life. Who knows, you might even find your perfect virtual roommate who shares your love for all things curry!
So come on over and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming adventure in our Minecraft server – where the only thing races are the horses you can ride into the sunset.
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ShirtlessSteve in SMP
Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is fully clothed all the time? Well, do we have the server for you! Our SMP is so wild and crazy that you’ll find yourself shirtless in no time. Whether you’re battling creepers in the nude or building a giant statue of yourself without a shirt on, this server is the place to let your Minecraft nipples fly free.Join us for epic shirtless adventures like the time we all decided to have a shirtless dance party in the middle of a lava pit, or when we held a shirtless fishing competition and things got a little too real. And don’t even get me started on our annual shirtless skin contest, where the winner gets a diamond chestplate… but no shirt!
So if you’re ready to strip down and get crafty, come join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who needs armor when you’ve got confidence and a bare chest? Let’s get shirtless, baby!
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ShowToBlow
Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a rollercoaster of emotions just like that show that started off amazing but ended up being a total flop! Our server will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all in one gameplay session. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden level where you can battle a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! -
TrashBalloonWarfare Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we send trash balloons south like north korea but with a twist! instead of trash, we send out goodies like diamonds and enchanted gear! it’s a battle royale to see who can collect the most loot before the trash balloons disappear into the abyss. join now and be part of the chaos and madness, just like a real-life military operation but with way more fun and explosions! grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the trash balloon battlefield!