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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 6877 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 8265 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
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