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The Stoned Golem – Where even the mobs are chill. Come join our semi-vanilla community with a cool voice plugin! 1.20.4

1.20.4, Ban From Claims, bedrock, Chill, Claims, Community, Cool, Crates, Custom Cosmetic Items, Decent Size, Donations, Events, Exploration, Golem, Graves, hard mode, java, Join, mobs, Plugin, proximity voice chat, Semivanilla, smp, Stoned, Teleporting, toggleable PVP, Unique, Updates, VOICE, Waystones

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

The Stone Golem SMP Server Overview:

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla for both Java and Bedrock
Server Age	Almost 3 years old
Server Difficulty	Hard Mode
Monetary Gain	Only through Donations

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

What features can be found on The Stone Golem SMP?

Proximity Voice Chat, Custom Cosmetic Items, Crates, Claims, Ban From Claims, Toggleable PvP, Graves, Waystones, and more.

How can I join the server?

IP: thestonedgolem.live

Bedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132

Are there community events on the server?

Yes, there are constant updates, server events, and community-hosted events on The Stone Golem SMP.

Is everything on the server free?

Yes, everything on the server is free, and monetary gain is through Donations only.

Can I toggle off features that alter the Vanilla experience?

Yes, any features that add to or take away from the Vanilla experience can easily be toggled off for a fully Vanilla Experience.

How can I communicate with others on the server?

Proximity Voice Chat makes it easier to meet new people and make new friends.

Are there ways to protect my builds from griefing?

Claims are used to ensure everyone is safe from griefing, and there is also the option to ban individuals from your claim.

Are there PvP options on the server?

Toggleable PvP allows players to choose whether they want PvP enabled or disabled.

For more information and updates, you can join the Discord server or visit the Dynmap.

Yui’s Fun Minecraft Server

#youtube, algorithm, Announcement Stream, asmr, asmr shorts, cute imouto, dancing, debut, Final Thread, Fun, Funny Imouto, Idol Activities, Loli, Minecraft, mocap, Performances, Roleplay, Self Intro, Server, streaming, Tennyo Yui, Virtual idol, Virtual Tenshi, Yuis

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in a Minecraft server like no other? Join us for the craziest ride of your life as we explore the depths of creativity and insanity together!

Our server is run by a group of virtual tenshi idols who will guide you through the most epic quests and challenges you’ve ever faced. From ASMR sessions to dance parties, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within the depths of our server lies a secret treasure that will grant you unimaginable powers. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the ultimate ruler of our virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for the ride of a lifetime!

Shitty Upbringing Minecraft SMP

Abuse, Adult, comorbidities, delegate, Diagnosis, do nothing, figure it out, HFA, Interact, maladjusted, Minecraft, neglect, Notice, parenting, parents, POVERTY, public schooling, shitty, smp, SPLIT, SUICIDE, underfunded, upbringing

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Runes Activated:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Mom’s Stepdaughter Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday plans, blended family, Communication Issues, emotional reaction, expressing emotions, family, father figure, favoritism, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, Jealousy, Minecraft, moms, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s boyfriend, parent-child dynamics, prioritizing relationships, Resentment, Server, sibling rivalry, special occasions, STEPDAUGHTER

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	196	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and play in peace? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with step-siblings stealing all the attention!

Join us and avoid the green-eyed monster that is family favoritism. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and craft without feeling like second best.

Don’t let your mom’s obsession with her new daughter ruin your gaming experience. Come join us and build your own virtual family where you’re always the favorite child!

WeirdRideDenialAITA

aita, Boundaries, bus stop, coworker, coworker dynamics, Cultural differences, Etiquette, following, Late, Miscommunication., personal space, Refused, Ride, stranger danger, Training, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird, WeirdRideDenialAITA, work relationships

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where your coworker, let’s call him Bo, follows you around like a lost puppy and tries to hop in your car without even asking for a ride. But wait, it gets better! You can lie to Bo about running errands just to avoid giving him a lift, only for him to show up over an hour late to training and have to do it all over again.

Join our server for a wild ride of awkward encounters and questionable coworker behavior. Who needs mobs and mining when you have drama like this unfolding right before your eyes? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos for yourself. Trust me, it’s a virtual rollercoaster you won’t want to get off!

WeirdlyAttractiveMinecraftSMP

Allure, APPEAL, attraction, captivation, charisma, Charm, eccentricity, Enchantment, fascination, idiosyncrasy, magnetism, odd, peculiarity, people, Quirk, Unconventional, Unique, weird, WeirdlyAttractiveMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Divine Spears Created:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people talk about is building farms and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Our server is filled with the weirdest and wackiest players you’ll ever meet, from a player who exclusively builds houses out of cake to another who only communicates in pig Latin.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a dragon while riding a llama dressed as a pirate, or if you’re into finding love in the most unexpected places (like falling for someone who only wears pumpkin heads).

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner weirdo, then come join us and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might just find that special someone who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats.

BlockyMidlifeCrisis

aging, BlockyMidlifeCrisis, career changes, existential crisis, financial worries, getting older, health issues, Life Changes, Loneliness, loss of loved ones, mental health, midlife crisis, mortality, Nostalgia, physical decline, regrets, responsibilities, self reflection, societal expectations, time passing

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Votes:	3278
Runes Activated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

What really fucks you up as you grow older? Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is like a virtual fountain of youth, but instead of getting younger, you’ll just get more addicted to building pixelated structures and battling virtual zombies. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth…or at least a really cool virtual cape. So why waste your time getting old when you could be getting blocky on our server? Join now and never grow up again!

Putin’s Disney Sons Minecraft Server

controversy, Disney, family, Fatherhood, hidden children, investigation, Kremlin, Minecraft, News, parenting, Paternity, Politics, Putins, Reveals, russia, russian president, scandal, secrecy, secret sons, Server, Sons, tabloid, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Zombie Dances:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Star Shards Collected:	129	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

So, like, this server is sooo lit, you won’t believe it, bro. It’s like, the secret hideout of Vladimir Putin’s two sons in Russia who are lowkey obsessed with Disney. Can you imagine, bro? Like, they’re building a whole Disney World in Minecraft, but with a Russian twist.

Join this server if you wanna hang out with Putin’s secret sons and build crazy Disney-themed stuff. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself occasionally logs on to play hide and seek with the players. How insane is that, bro?

So, like, come join us and be part of this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Putin’s secret sons and become besties with them. It’s gonna be a blast, bro. #PutinDisneyMinecraftParty

MissileCraft: Back to School Boom!

aggression, Attack, Bombing, boom, civilians, Conflict, education, educational facilities, international relations, Military Action, MissileCraft, Missiles, news headline, russia, Safety, School, Students, teachers, Ukraine, Ukrainian children, violence, War

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the chaos of the real world like when russia be launching missiles at schools smh. on our server, u can build ur own school and make it as crazy as u want, like having lava hallways and exploding classrooms.

we also have a special event where u can ride on flying pigs and shoot fireballs at ur friends, just like in the real world when ukraine be dodging missiles.

join us now and let’s forget about all the craziness happening out there, let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a flying pig into battle.

Car to Walk Cycle Bus

bus, CAR, Cycle, walk

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchantments Applied:	231	Meteorites Collected:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

so, like, this server is like the ULEZ for Minecraft players, except instead of reducing emissions, we’re reducing lazy players who just sit in their cars all day. like, four out of ten kids in Central London ditched their cars for bikes and stuff, well, on this server, four out of ten players will ditch their boring old servers for ours.

join us and be part of the movement to get off your lazy butt and start exploring the virtual world on foot, or on a pig, or whatever. we promise you’ll have so much fun, you won’t even miss your car. plus, we have unicorns. yeah, that’s right, unicorns. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, hop on the unicorn train and let’s ride into the sunset together. 🦄🚗