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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 2360 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 148 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you defeat him in battle, he’ll grant you three wishes, like a magical dragon genie!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Trust us, you’ll be saying “dios mio” in the best way possible!