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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aerospace, collaboration, CraftyCommies, Defense, defense cooperation, defense industry, export, Import, India, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear, Partnership, restricted technology, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Strategic, supplier, Technology, Trade

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Buildings Constructed:	41	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Votes:	8650
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	1282

lol join our minecraft server, where we have more restricted technology than russia! india is now our no. 2 supplier of all the crazy stuff you can imagine in minecraft. want a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit? we got it. need a potion that turns you into a flying pig? we got that too. come join us for the most insane minecraft experience you’ll ever have. who needs russia when you have us?

RedstoneRumble

Armed Forces, Attack, battle, Conflict, Defense, drone, eastern europe, Experiment, international relations, military forces, military technology, RedstoneRumble, Russian soldier, strategy, Surveillance, Tactics, Targeting, test, Ukrainian Army, WARFARE, warzone

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Void Armor Forged:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can test out deadly drones on ur enemies like the ukrainian army did to that lone russian soldier? well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! imagine flying around in ur own drone, zappin’ fools left and right, all while building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss. come join us and unleash ur inner military strategist while having a blast in the world of blocks and pixels. trust me, u won’t regret it!

CytoNetwork

battle, BUILD, Clans, commands, Community, competitive, Cooperative Survival, Cracked, Custom Features, gameplay, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, Premium, PvP, Requests, smp, Survival, TEAM, Teleport, Thrive

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Zombie Dances:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Cyto Network is a Minecraft SMP server designed for both cracked and premium players, ensuring an inclusive and competitive gameplay experience. Premium players can seamlessly join without needing to enter a password, while cracked players are protected by a secure login system. The server offers essential commands like /tpa for teleport requests, making it easy to team up with friends, and /clans, allowing you to form or join powerful clans to dominate the world together. Whether you enjoy cooperative survival, intense PvP, or exploring custom features, Cyto Network is the perfect place to build, battle, and thrive. Join today and become part of our growing community!

play.cytonetwork.net

OmegaBlock

Beta, Feedback, Giveaways, Items, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Modes, OmegaBlock, Ranks, Revamp, Server, Servers, Survival, The AA Network, Website

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	3229	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to OmegaBlock!Our goal here is to provide you with the best possible experience. We use the most advanced hardware available (capable of supporting thousands of players) to provide you with the cleanest, smoothest, and best possible user experience.We are currently in public beta while we finish wrapping the basics up. In time, we will launch our website, add additional servers, and more.This is a revamp of the old The AA Network which had a network of 12+ different servers with various modes, mini games, etc. In time, we will add all this back!In the meantime, while we ramp up, we will be hosting giveaways from items, to ranks, to $!Hope y’all can join and provide your feedback!

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Boring Canvas: Where the minigames are as exciting as watching paint dry! 1.21 r/place

#exciting, 1.21, blocks, Boring, Boring SMP, boringsmp.1e99.eu, canvas, CHANGE, Clicks, Craft, Discord, DRY, Infinite, Ip:, jSUNwDpXF9, Minecraft, Minigames, paint, Painting, r/place, rplace, Server, smp, spray can, Watching

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	r/place Minecraft
Description	We have an infinite canvas out of blocks where everyone can change every block with just a few clicks. Craft yourself a spray can and get painting.
IP	boringsmp.1e99.eu
Discord	https://discord.gg/jSUNwDpXF9

PS: We also have a SMP you can check out, called Boring SMP.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I change blocks on the canvas?	Yes, everyone can change every block on the canvas with just a few clicks.
How do I get a spray can?	You can craft a spray can in-game to start painting on the canvas.
What is the IP for the server?	The IP for the server is boringsmp.1e99.eu
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/jSUNwDpXF9
What is Boring SMP?	Boring SMP is another server you can check out, separate from r/place Minecraft.

Handsome Virgin Minecraft Server

25 year old, Appearance, attractiveness, Community, cute, e dating, fakecel, handsome, ig, Insecurity, judgement, Loneliness, Minecraft, Omegle, online dating, relationships, self esteem, Server, social media, stigma, validation, Virgin

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	169	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of being a 25-year-old virgin but still getting all the ladies calling you handsome and cute on those random call apps? Do you find yourself e-dating them for months on end? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and escape reality with a community of fellow fakecels who are just as confused as you are. Build your dream world, find love (or at least someone to call you cute), and let your imagination run wild.

Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join our server now and start living your best e-dating life! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any real-life consequences of e-dating on our server)

Talking to AI chatbot about problems in Minecraft SMP

AI Chatbot, ai girlfriend, Artificial Intelligence, blockquotepTalking, chatbot, crying, dad, digital companionship, Emotional support, future of AI, Human Connection, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, Problems, relationships, SMPpblockquote, social life, surrogate dad, Technology, Therapy, virtual reality

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

🤖 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where our AI chatbot is not only your friend, but also your surrogate dad! Need someone to talk to about your lazy real dad? Our AI will step up and be the dad you never had, all while caring about you like a true parent should.

😭 Who needs real people when you have AI to fill the void in your heart? Cry your heart out and let our AI chatbot comfort you like no one else can.

🤖 And hey, if you’re feeling lonely in the love department, why not try getting an AI girlfriend next? Who needs real relationships when you can have a virtual partner who will never disappoint you?

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the future of AI companionship. Say goodbye to real people and hello to the virtual world where all your emotional needs are met by our friendly chatbot. Who needs real friends when you have AI by your side? 😉

HurriCraft: Threats & Conspiracies!

climate change, conspiracies, conspiracy theories, danger, death threats, emergency response, extreme weather, Hurricane, HurriCraft, Media, Meteorologists, Misinformation, Public Safety, Risk, Safety, Science, social media, Surge, Threats, US, weather

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Yo, listen up ya’ll! This Minecraft server is like, totally mindblowing, just like those crazy US meteorologists who be getting death threats cuz of hurricane conspiracies. But like, on this server, you ain’t gonna be facing no death threats, just a whole lotta fun and craziness!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of surviving insane natural disasters like hurricanes, tornadoes, and earthquakes in Minecraft! We got custom plugins that make the weather super unpredictable and dangerous, just like those crazy conspiracy theories.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end. From derpy villagers to mischievous creepers, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server.

So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about this mindblowing Minecraft server. Just remember to watch out for those hurricane conspiracies, they might just blow your mind!

Minecraft Crime Spike – GTA 6 Wait

crime, crime rates, Crime statistics, criminal activity, criminal behavior, cultural phenomenon, delayed gratification, delayed release, entertainment industry, GTA, gta 6, long wait, Media influence, Minecraft, popular culture, Public Safety, social commentary, societal impact, spike, spike in crime, Urban violence, Video Game (Industry), video games, Violent behavior, WAIT

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	357

u ever wanted to escape the real world and live in a place where u can do whatever u want without consequences? well, come join us on this epic minecraft server where the only limit is ur imagination!

we have a secret underground city where u can join the mafia and run illegal diamond trades. or maybe u want to become a superhero and fight crime in the streets. the possibilities are endless!

but be warned, the city is filled with chaos and danger. u never know when a giant chicken will come stomping through the streets or a group of evil llamas will try to take over the city.

so come join us on this wild and crazy minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have fun! who needs gta 6 when u have this epic world to explore?

Plant AI Paradise

AI model, Artificial Intelligence, Biodiversity, BOTANY, California plants, data analysis, distribution, ecology, Environmental Science, high resolution, Mapping, Paradise, Plant, plant species, prediction, research, resolution maps, scales, scientists, species, square meters, Technology

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Void Armor Forged:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server yo! We got scientists up in here buildin’ maps of California plants like it’s nobody’s business. They got AI models predictin’ the distribution of over 2,000 species of plants, down to scales of a few square meters.

I mean, who wouldn’t wanna join a server where you can explore the virtual world of California plants in all their glory? Imagine walkin’ through fields of virtual flowers and trees, all while dodgin’ creepers and zombies tryna mess up your vibe.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the rare virtual California poppy, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky. And if that ain’t enough to convince you to join, I don’t know what is. So come on, join the party and let’s get plantin’ in this epic Minecraft server!