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NeanderthalCareServer

Ancient, anthropology, archaic human, caregiving, child, compassion, Compassionate, Down’s syndrome, Evolution, extinct species, findings, genetics, History, human evolution, neanderthal, NeanderthalCareServer, prehistoric, research, special needs, study, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Void Armor Forged:	27	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Yo, ever heard of a Minecraft server where Neanderthal kids with Down’s syndrome not only survive, but thrive until they’re six years old? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so lit that even ancient hominids are living their best lives here. Join us for some compassionate caregiving and insane survival skills – who knows, you might even learn a thing or two from our prehistoric pals. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

DinoBladeCraft

Ancient, bladelike horns, cretaceous period, DinoBladeCraft, Dinosaur, dinosaur discovery, dinosaur species, discovery, Extinct, EYES, fossil, herbivore, horned dinosaur, horned reptile, horned skull, Lokiceratops, newly discovered, paleontologist, Paleontology, prehistoric, species

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6886	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where you can ride on lokiceratops with bladelike horns between its eyes!! it’s like jurassic park meets minecraft, but with more explosions and bacon rain!! build your own dino army and conquer the land, or just chill with your dino pals in the hot tub. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the dino-mania begin! 🦖🔥🥓 #lokiceratopsforlife

AncientVoicesMC

Ancient, AncientVoicesMC, books, Communication, crazy, Echoes, History, imagination, knowledge, Libraries, literary, Literature, Manuscripts, Nostalgia, pages, past, reading, storytelling, time travel, VOICES, wisdom

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

this server is like a magical library where u can hear the voices of ancient people from 1000 years ago. imagine chilling with Julius Caesar or gossiping with Cleopatra while mining for diamonds. it’s like time travel but in minecraft form. join us and experience the ultimate historical gossip session while building epic structures and battling dragons. who needs textbooks when u can chat with the past in our server? come join the fun!

RomanWineCraft

aged, alcoholic beverage, Ancient, Ancient civilization, ancient drink, archaeology, artifact, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, fermentation, historical find, History, liquid form, Oldest wine, preservation, rare find, Roman remains, RomanWineCraft, urn, vintage

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1132
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Void Armor Forged:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

join our epic minecraft server and discover the oldest wine ever found in liquid form! we dug it up in an urn with roman remains, like who even knew romans were sippin’ on that ancient vino? come be part of history and get drunk with the ancients, it’s a party in a graveyard! plus, rumor has it that the spirits of the romans haunt the server, so you might even get some tips on building epic structures from beyond the grave. join now for a spooky good time!

VintageCraft 1900s

1900s, aged, aged treasure, Ancient, ancient artifact, ancient object, ancient possession, antique, classic, collectible, Dated, family heirloom, Historic, historical artifact, Old fashioned, oldest item, relic, Retro, time-worn, Traditional, vintage, VintageCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine to the past! Join us and you’ll find yourself face to face with the oldest things you’ve ever seen – we’re talking ancient relics from centuries ago!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to marvel at these historical treasures, but you’ll also get to interact with them in ways you never thought possible. Ride a dinosaur, battle a knight in shining armor, or even have a tea party with Marie Antoinette – the possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs boring old diamonds and creepers when you can have time-traveling shenanigans?

CaveManNoMirrorHat

Ancient, ancient humans, back of head, body awareness, caveman, CaveManNoMirrorHat, cognitive development., Curiosity, Evolution, History, human anatomy, introspection, MIRROR, Observation, perspective, physical limitations, prehistoric, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-perception

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

yo, u ever wanted to see the back of ur head? well, join our minecraft server and u can do just that! we got magical mirrors that let u see every angle of ur noggin, even the ones u never knew existed.

but wait, there’s more! our server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of underwater basket weaving. they will teach u their ways and u will become a certified underwater basket weaver in no time.

plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. join their ranks and help them achieve world domination, or just chill with them and eat grass all day. the choice is yours.

so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures of ur life. who knows, u might even discover the meaning of life hidden somewhere in our pixelated world.

CloneCrafters

Ancient, archeologists, bioethics, CloneCrafters, Cloning, cloning fears, cloning risk, discovery, Dna, Ethics, Future, future technologies, genetic cloning, genetic material, Gum, House, Risk, Science, Sidewalk, speculative scenarios, Technology

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Come join our epic minecraft server where we turn all your gum and DNA into virtual reality! Imagine building a world with your own DNA gum clones, creating a civilization of chewed up warriors ready to battle it out in the ultimate showdown! Will you be the ruler of the gum kingdom or will you be defeated by a sticky mess of your own making? Join now and find out!

PteroCraft: Haliskia’s Wingspan

Albian, Ancient, Anhanguerian pterosaur, Australia, discovery, Extinct, fossil, Fossil discovery, Haliskia, Haliskia peterseni, Haliskias, Late-Early Cretaceous, Palaeontology, Paleontologists, Peterseni, prehistoric, PteroCraft, Pterosaur, Queensland, Toolebuc Formation, wingspan, Wingspan estimation

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	501
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Potions Brewed:	183

yo, u gotta check out this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got dinos flyin around like dat new pterosaur, Haliskia peterseni, with wingspan so big u gonna be like “whaaaat?!”

come join us and explore the land of Queensland, Australia, where u can ride on the back of a T-Rex or chill with some chill af triceratops.

we got fossils to dig up, ancient ruins to explore, and even a secret underground dino fight club (shh, don’t tell no one).

so what u waitin for? come join us on this epic adventure and let’s make some dino-mite memories together!

BlueShrineCraft Minecraft Server

000 Years, 2.., Ancient, archaeology, Artifacts, Blue, BlueShrineCraft, cultural heritage, discovery, Excavation, expensive, historical, historical site, Minecraft, Pompeii, preservation, rare, Román, Server, shrine, Treasure, unearthed, valuable

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mines Excavated:	1109
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a rare and expensive BLUE SHRINE unearthed in Pompeii after almost 2,000 years!!! like, whoa dude, that’s some crazy stuff right there. imagine the power and magic that must be in that shrine, like, you gotta join just to see it for yourself.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and gold statues of famous minecraft youtubers. it’s like a treasure hunt every time you log on, trying to find all the hidden gems and secrets scattered throughout the server.

oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you feed them carrots. it’s like a magical bacon factory up in here, you won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. trust us, you won’t regret it.

RetroCraft: Where Dial-Up is Ancient History!

Ancient, bygone habits, DialUp, disappearing customs, disappearing fads, disappearing traditions, discontinued products, forgotten practices, forgotten toys, History, obsolete technology, obsolete trends, old-fashioned styles, old-school items, once-common objects, outdated fashion, outdated trends, past popular items, rare collectibles, rare memorabilia, RetroCraft, uncommon relics, vintage gadgets, vintage technology

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3893
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Remember when everyone used to play Minecraft on those basic servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, those days are long gone, my friend! Step into the future with our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking chicken who will give you valuable life advice (trust us, he’s a wise old bird). Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

So why waste your time on those outdated servers when you could be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community around? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyComradeSuicide

Conflict, CraftyComradeSuicide, eastern europe, Forcibly relocated, Grief, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Loss, mental health, mental health awareness, Political unrest, Refugee Crisis, russia, SUICIDE, support services, Teen, Teen suicide, Tragedy, Trauma, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchantments Applied:	217	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9084
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

lol join our minecraft server or u might end up like this ukrainian teen who got relocated to russia and then did the big S word. like wtf bro, just join our server instead and have a good time. we got so many cool things like flying pigs and dancing llamas. u can even ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil creepers. plus, our community is so lit, u will make friends faster than u can say “creeper aw man”. so come on, don’t be a sad ukrainian teen, join our server and live your best minecraft life.

VitaminCraft: Muscle Boost & Ageless Fun

ageless, aging, anti-aging, Boost, cellular regeneration, cellular rejuvenation, Fun, health supplements, Longevity, Muscle, muscle growth, muscle health, muscle maintenance, muscle repair, muscle stem cells, Nicotinamide, nutrient supplementation, pyridoxine, regenerative capacity, stem cell therapy, tissue regeneration, vitamin therapy, VitaminCraft, vitamins B3, vitamins B6

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Star Shards Collected:	174	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2170	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7698

come join our minecraft server where we make your muscles EXPAND like a balloon after eating too many beans! with the power of vitamins B3 and B6, your muscle stem cells will be poppin’ like confetti at a birthday party!

imagine being able to lift a whole village with just one hand, all thanks to our magical potions and enchantments. you’ll be the talk of the town, the hero of the server, the muscle-bound warrior everyone looks up to.

don’t miss out on the chance to become the hulk of minecraft, join us now and watch your muscles grow bigger than a giant slime!

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Anarchy, Aternos, building, Clans, classic, Community, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, free for all, Grief, Hardcore, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Resets, No Rules, No Wipes, ONLINE, open world, Pirate, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, unlimited possibilities, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8486
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Towns Built:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

51.178.20.62:2024

Astral Pixelmon

Active Staff, Astral, bottle caps, Chat Broadcasts, Dailies, Enabled Lures, Enhanced Spawn Rates, EV and EXP Warps, Events, F2P Friendly, Hunts, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Modded, Pixelmon, Player Gyms, Player Towns, Pokebuilder, PokeWordle, Shiny and Legendary spawns, Tournaments, Training Warps, Wondertrade

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to Astral Pixelmon!

Pixelmon Reforged 1.16.5

IP: pixelmon.astralminecraft.com

Discord: http://discord.astralminecraft.com

Features:

Training Warps	Pixelmon Bingo	Dex Rewards	Custom Textures
LGBTQ+ Friendly	WonderTrade	Keep Inventory
Land Claim	Hunts	Events	Tournaments
Enhanced Spawn Rates	Enabled Lures	Dailies	Player Gyms
Active Staff	F2P Friendly

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About Us:

We are a family-friendly Pixelmon server, welcoming all players! With active staff, a friendly community, player towns, and plenty of fun to be had!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Is the server family-friendly?

Yes, we are a family-friendly server that welcomes players of all ages.

2. Are there player gyms and tournaments available?

Yes, we offer player gyms, tournaments, and other competitive events for combat enthusiasts.

3. How can I earn dex rewards on the server?

You can earn dex rewards for your progression by completing various tasks and challenges related to the PokeDex.

4. Are shiny and Legendary spawns enhanced on the server?

Yes, we have enhanced rates for shiny and Legendary spawns to make hunting more exciting for players.

5. Is the server F2P friendly?

Yes, the server experience can be entirely F2P, with most purchasable items obtainable through gameplay.

Festive Melody Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, christmas carols, christmas classics, christmas songs, deck the halls, feliz navidad, Festive, festive tunes, holiday music, holly jolly Christmas, its beginning to look a lot like christmas, jingle bells, joy to the world, Melody, O Holy Night, Realms, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN, silent night, Silver Bells, sleigh ride, traditional carols, white christmas, winter wonderland

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	508	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

OMG, listen to this epic Christmas jam, it’s like Santa himself is dropping sick beats!

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the holiday spirit in pixelated form!

Build snowmen, decorate trees, and have snowball fights with your fellow players!

Who needs caroling when you can sing festive tunes while mining for diamonds?

Don’t be a Grinch, join our server and spread the Christmas cheer with explosions of holiday joy!

Just make sure to watch out for creepers dressed as elves, they’re sneaky little buggers!

Crafty_Girls SMP – Minecraft SMP

Code Name Bakery, Crafty_Girls, Emulator guides, Engrammatic Eclipse, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, lore material, Makiatto, mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, PNC Resources, Reverse Collapse, Rhapsody Quartet, smp, Sojourners of the Glass Island, Sunborn, Sunborn ID, suomi, translated story, Ulrid, Zero Charge

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Towns Built:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ores Mined:	7597
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures that will blow your mind. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond block the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Can you find it?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous players who love to pull pranks and create chaos wherever they go. From TNT traps to fake lava pits, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have regular events and competitions that will test your skills and push you to your limits. Can you survive the zombie apocalypse or build the tallest tower in the land? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP around. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things are about to get wild!

BirthdayBlock Minecraft Server

anger, anniversary, Birthday, BirthdayBlock, Boyfriend, celebration, date, Deadlines, dejection, Dinner, Effort, Fight, hurtful, Loneliness, Minecraft, normal day, procrastination, resolution, Server, special day, Tears, workload

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Are you tired of boring birthdays where you end up in tears and loneliness? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for outrageous celebrations and insane parties that will make you forget all about those sad birthdays of the past.

Our server is filled with crazy events and wild adventures that will make every day feel like a special occasion. Whether you’re battling dragons or building epic structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re feeling down about celebrating your birthday, don’t worry – we’ll throw you the most epic birthday bash you’ve ever seen. With fireworks, cake, and a surprise guest appearance from a famous Minecraft celebrity (okay, maybe not that last part), you’ll feel like a birthday queen (or king) in no time.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Who needs a boyfriend when you have a whole community of Minecraft players ready to make every day feel like a celebration?

ParentalBlockXmasDinner

adaptations, aita, Canceled, christmas dinner, complaining, Cooking, Decorated, deep cleaned, Destroyed, dog, elderly parents, favorites, gift, Hosting, husband, menu, mixed feelings, ParentalBlockXmasDinner, parents, peaceful dinner, peed everywhere, poodle, quiet dinner, rearrange, rude tone, snide text, to go plates, Tweaks, uninviting

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Animals Bred:	120	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Towns Built:	5
Magic Items Found:	8754	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uninvite elderly parents to Christmas dinner for bringing their poodle! We put in so much effort to prep for this dinner, but when mom wanted to bring her dog that pees everywhere, we had to say no. And when she chose her poodle over us, we decided to cancel last minute and have a peaceful dinner alone.

Join our server for some drama, some pet peeves, and some unexpected twists! Who knows what crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next. And don’t worry, you can bring your own poodle – as long as it doesn’t destroy any dog beds!

CraftyChristmasPerks

company bonuses, company perks, CraftyChristmasPerks, employee bonuses, employee rewards, employer gifts, employer perks, employer rewards, end of year bonus, holiday bonus, holiday gifts, holiday incentives, holiday presents, holiday rewards, holiday surprises, job bonuses, seasonal bonus, work benefits, work bonuses, workplace perks, year-end bonus

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3046
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Animals Bred:	192	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
New Chunks Explored:	749868	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Forget about boring holiday bonuses from your employer, join our Minecraft server and receive a special gift of a diamond-encrusted llama to ride into battle! Not only that, but you’ll also get a magical potion that turns all creepers into friendly kittens who will follow you around and meow in harmony. Trust us, this is way better than a gift card to the local coffee shop. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic holiday bonus of your life!

ChinaCraft: Biden’s Trade Quest

Bidens, China, Chinacraft, Competition, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, Exports, foreign policy, global market, Imports, international relations, investigation, joe biden, launches, Major, Politics, president, Quest, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, united states

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

so like, this server is like the joe biden of minecraft servers, always investigating and trading with china. u gotta join cuz we got all the rare items from across the world, even from china! plus, u never know what crazy drama will go down in the trading market, just like joe biden launching investigations left and right. come join the chaos and see what treasures u can uncover, maybe even a secret deal with china!