Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of cute little pandas start dancing around you, giving you good luck for finding more shiny gems.
And get this, every time you post something in the chat, a magical fairy saves it for you so you can relive the moment over and over again. It’s like having your own personal time machine but in blocky pixel form.
But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are so wacky and zany, you’ll be laughing your way through battles with exploding chickens and dancing creepers.
So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a little bit of sanity. But who needs that anyway? Let’s get weird!
Ever wanted to build a virtual shrine to your favorite vtuber? Well, now’s your chance on this server! Let your creativity run wild as you construct pixelated monuments to your waifus!
But wait, there’s more! Join us for epic PvP battles where you can duke it out with other players using nothing but your wits and a diamond sword! Show them who’s boss in this virtual arena of chaos!
So what are you waiting for? Dive into this server and experience a world where anything is possible, and reality is just a figment of your imagination! Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.
so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.
IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮
Join us on this wild adventure as we battle against mythical creatures, build towering castles, and uncover hidden secrets that have been buried for centuries. But beware, for the server is also home to powerful bosses who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.
So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Not to mention the endless possibilities for pranks, alliances, and epic battles that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become a legend in the Minecraft world. Join us on this ancient server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Server IP | play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21.3) |
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Welcome to BetterBusinesses! We are a new PvE server with a robust economy, jobs, and shops. We also feature custom plugins that give you tools to run any kind of business you can imagine, from item shops to farming/logging/mining companies and even lotteries. Join us at play.bbmc.today and unleash your entrepreneurial spirit!
Yes, you can start any type of business you like with the custom plugins available. Hire employees, manage finances, and watch your business grow!
Yes, please refer to the in-game business GUI and server rules for guidelines on running a business within the community.
Absolutely! Collaboration is encouraged on BetterBusinesses. Work together with other players to create thriving businesses.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got Tomb Raider 2013 vibes goin’ on, with intense survival challenges, dangerous tombs to explore, and a badass female protagonist kickin’ butt.
And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, we’re throwin’ in some Alan Bake 2 action! Get ready for mind-bending puzzles, creepy atmospheres, and a storyline that’ll make you question everything.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate mashup of gaming worlds, only on this insane Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!
Forget college, forget those boring office jobs. On our server, you can weld to your heart’s content and become the ultimate mechanic. Who needs a degree when you can have a job you love?
Join us and prove to your mom that you can live a life of excitement and adventure, all while fixing things and having a blast. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the richest mechanic in the Minecraft world! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you don’t need a degree to be a boss!
Join us and you’ll never have to worry about receiving a thermos that doesn’t fit your adult-sized soup portions ever again. Our community values honesty and communication, so you can rest assured that if someone gives you a gift that just doesn’t work for you, you can kindly suggest returning it for a more suitable experience together.
Don’t be like the poor soul who received the impractical thermos – join our server and receive only the most epic and fitting gifts from your fellow players. Who knows, you might even find the perfect virtual thermos to carry your Minecraft soup in style! So come on in and let’s have a laugh while we build, mine, and gift each other the most outrageous items.
Join us for a chance to build your own virtual prison cell, complete with a toilet made out of diamonds and a bed made out of obsidian. Show off your survival skills by escaping from our custom-built prison maze, filled with traps and secret passages that will leave you scratching your head (and your blocky character’s head) in confusion.
But that’s not all – we also offer a unique PvP experience where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted pickaxes and explosive TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!
So why wait? Join our server today and become the kingpin of your own virtual prison world. Just don’t forget to watch your back – you never know when a creeper might sneak up on you!
