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Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Self-Help Server

alexander the great, ancient wisdom, aristotle, Book, Crafty, GREATNESS, Improvement, inspiration, leadership, life lessons, McCraftface, moral truths, morality, motivation, non falsifiable, personal growth, philosophy, self development, self help, self improvement, self-mastery, selfhelp, Server, success, Ultimate

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	935
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dimension Hops:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to turn you into the next Alexander the Great! Forget about self-help books, all you need is to join our server and you’ll be on your way to greatness.

Our server is so powerful that even Aristotle himself would be jealous. He literally tutored Alexander the Great, and just look at how legendary he became! Critics may say our server is full of baseless claims and non-falsifiable moral truths, but we say it’s the key to unlocking your full potential.

Join us and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom. Conquer lands, build epic structures, and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Who needs a self-help book when you have our server to guide you to greatness? Join now and become the next Alexander the Great!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, adult content, BDSM, Belle, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Erotic Roleplay, explicit content, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetishes, jerk off, kink, mature discussion, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, OP edition, Roleplay, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo topics, Talky

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	131	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can post tags, talk about your fetishes, and even have a good old fap session with your fellow players.

In this server, we have a special edition called “Belle In The OP Edition”, where every player gets their own personal Belle Delphine to accompany them on their Minecraft adventures. She’ll trade you diamonds for bathwater, and even serenade you with her catchy tunes as you mine away.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret stash of rare items and treasures hidden away in their lair. Rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet creeper named Steve.

So come join us on /dft/ and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

MotherlandBabyBoom

baby boom, birth rate, cultural norms, demographic challenges, Family Planning, fertility rate, Gender Roles, government policies, maternal instincts, Motherhood, motherland, MotherlandBabyBoom, parenthood, population growth, reproductive rights, resistance, russia, social expectations, societal pressure, traditional values, Women

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10

come join our minecraft server, where russia wants a baby boom but some women are like nah, i ain’t becoming a mother for the motherland! instead, they’re building epic structures and battling creepers like there’s no tomorrow. who needs babies when you can have diamonds and dragons, amirite? plus, rumor has it that putin himself plays on our server, riding around on a pig named boris and challenging players to pvp duels. join us for a wild ride of chaos and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry villagers). come on, comrade, let’s craft our way to victory!

🍫 RAISINCLOUD 🧡 A cozy project for you! 🧡 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, anti cheat, Balanced Economy, balanced modes, beautiful maps, Bed wars, build battle, cakes, Castle Battle, cozy project, daily login privileges, Deathrun, Egg wars, frequent events, Giveaways, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, invite a friend, Low Ping, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, one block, OWNER, Paintball, Quake, reliable moderation team, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, stable hosting, support for all versions, technical support, thoughtful concepts, TNT Run, tube project, unique quest system

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

❤️ We are the most tube project of all that you could see anywhere. Balanced modes will give you unforgettable impressions during the entire time spent with us. Beautiful maps, thoughtful concepts, frequent events, stable hosting and this is far from all that our project can boast of. We are waiting for you, and do not forget to grab some tea, it will be difficult to tear yourself away!

Brief description of the content on the server:

* Daily login privileges

* Generous “Invite a Friend!” system

* Unique quest system

* Frequent events and giveaways

* The most beautiful maps from our builders

* Reliable moderation team

* The most powerful anti-cheat

* Balanced economy

* Fast and responsive technical support

* Low ping

* Support for all versions starting from 1.8

* Good, wonderful, beautiful, and most importantly modest Owner

* Still reading the description? Stop hesitating, come in, we’re already waiting for you!

P.S. We also have the most delicious cakes!

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🦜 Parrot Survival 🦜 No Mods, Just Parrots, join now!

Adventure, apply, Community, creativity, Discord, Events, Experience, friendship, Join, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Mods, Origin, Origins, Parrot, parrots, Quests, Roleplay, Season, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Server Name:	Bird SMP
Server Type:	Modded (Origins + Vanilla+)
Server Age Restriction:	13+
Season Start Date:	September 7th @ 7 PM CET / 1 PM EST / 5 PM GMT
Discord:	Join Here

Why Join Bird SMP Season 1?

Own origin. We allow you to add your own origin of choice.
Experienced Owners. Over 2 years of experience in server owning.
Fun mods! Better MC included with all its glory!
Community Events. Participate in community-driven events, competitions, and seasonal celebrations.
Roleplay-Friendly! Support for story/lore on the server with possible rewards.
24/7 No stinky free providers! Active 24/7 server.
Quests. Engage in quests for great rewards!

Apply Now!

Join our Discord and follow the steps to get started: https://discord.gg/cM8yqyxjxW

We can’t wait to see you in Bird SMP!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What mods are included in the Vanilla+ modpack?

A: The Vanilla+ modpack includes various quality of life improvements and additional content to enhance your Minecraft experience.

Q: How can I add my own unique origin?

A: To add your own origin, you must first have it approved for balance by the server admins. Once approved, you can select or create your own origin to play with.

Q: Are there specific rules or guidelines for roleplaying on the server?

A: While we encourage roleplaying and storytelling on the server, we ask that all players respect each other’s stories and adhere to basic roleplaying etiquette.

Q: Can I participate in community events if I’m not a regular player on the server?

A: Absolutely! Community events are open to all players, whether you are a regular or occasional player on Bird SMP.

Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

comfy story, coping, Eat, Goyim, Jews, jidf, kikes, Minecraft, POL, retards, Safety, Server, Terrorism, Terrorize, Truth

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ores Mined:	6911	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

have consensual sex with a lot of men… Minecraft SMP

anger, blockquotephave, consensual, consensual sex, controversial, coping mechanisms, dark thoughts, empowerment, hatred, healing, Justice, kill americans, LOT, lot of men, Men, mental health, Minecraft, morality, Revenge, sex, SMPpblockquote, society, survivor, taboo, Trauma, Victim, violence

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ores Mined:	8825
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding around you! Join us if you want to have consensual relationships with a bunch of players and be hailed as a hero for surviving the chaos of our server.

We have epic battles, crazy pranks, and alliances that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes appearances to stir up trouble.

So come on, join us and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen – even if it involves taking on a horde of zombie pigmen armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

TrendyCraft: RIP Fast Trends

dead trends, fads, Fast, fast trends, flash in the pan, here today gone tomorrow, passing fads, RIP, short-lived crazes, short-lived fads, short-lived fashion, short-lived manias, short-lived movements, short-lived obsessions, short-lived phenomena, short-lived sensations, short-lived styles, short-lived trends, trends, trendy, trendy but fleeting, trendy but short-lived, TrendyCraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1773	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Void Gems Collected:	13

Remember when fidget spinners were all the rage? Well, this Minecraft server is like the fidget spinner of the gaming world – it’s so addictive, you won’t be able to put it down! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to boogie down. So come on, hop on this trend train before it disappears faster than planking!

CraftyQueens Minecraft Server

activism, anti-LGBT law, Awareness, Community, CraftyQueens, discrimination, equality, georgia, hate crime, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, justice for trans women, Killed, LGBTQ, Marginalized, Minecraft, Minority, Server, Support, tragic, trans woman, transgender rights, violence

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Enchantments Applied:	188	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7071	Love Letters Sent:	9

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the craziest sh*t happens? well, do i have the server for you! we got unicorns flying around, pigs that can talk, and even a secret portal to the land of chocolate!

oh, and get this, one time a trans woman was killed in georgia the day after an anti-lgbt law was passed. but don’t worry, that kind of drama only happens in the real world, not on our server!

come join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky minecraft world? join now and let the fun begin!

Crafty D2G – Minecraft Server

bug tracker, Crafty, d2g, Datdota, Dota 2, Dotabuff, esports, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, Minecraft, News, News & Streams, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Protracker, Roster shuffles, Server, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Villages Defended:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a Roster shuffle in Esports? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes patch updates in Dota 2 look like child’s play.

Join us for insane adventures and crazy battles that will make you question reality. Our lore is so deep, it’ll make you feel like you’re living in a fantasy world. And for all you League players out there, we’ve got a special surprise waiting just for you.

But that’s not all! Our bug tracker is so full of glitches, it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode. And our statistics will blow your mind – you’ll be checking your personal game data on Steam more than you check your social media.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

The New CL Format Is Terrible Minecraft SMP

classifieds, customer experience, difficult to use, disappointing changes, Feedback, format, frustrating, functionality problems, improvements needed, Minecraft, mobile compatibility, navigation issues, negative reviews, online marketplace, outdated design, redesign, search function, smp, Terrible, the new CL format, user complaints, user interface, user-friendly

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Farms Harvested:	211	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing llamas, and building a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.