| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla for both Java and Bedrock |
|---|---|
| Server Age | Almost 3 years old |
| Server Difficulty | Hard Mode |
| Monetary Gain | Only through Donations |
Proximity Voice Chat, Custom Cosmetic Items, Crates, Claims, Ban From Claims, Toggleable PvP, Graves, Waystones, and more.
IP: thestonedgolem.live
Bedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132
Yes, there are constant updates, server events, and community-hosted events on The Stone Golem SMP.
Yes, everything on the server is free, and monetary gain is through Donations only.
Yes, any features that add to or take away from the Vanilla experience can easily be toggled off for a fully Vanilla Experience.
Proximity Voice Chat makes it easier to meet new people and make new friends.
Claims are used to ensure everyone is safe from griefing, and there is also the option to ban individuals from your claim.
Toggleable PvP allows players to choose whether they want PvP enabled or disabled.
For more information and updates, you can join the Discord server or visit the Dynmap.
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