lol imagine if eratosthenes had minecraft back in the day, he would have totally used this server to measure the distance between cities. but no, he had to use trained walkers, what a boomer move. now we have google maps, but who needs that when you can join our epic minecraft server and measure distances the fun way? come join us and be a part of history in the making, just like eratosthenes but way cooler. plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, so why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, don’t be a square, join us now!
Walkers2Maps
AncientCalendar Minecraft Server
OMG u guys, dis server is like finding a 12,000 year old monument in Minecraft! It’s like, da oldest calendar in da whole universe, dude! Join dis server and u might just uncover ancient secrets and become da master of time and space! Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep that poop diamonds! It’s like a magical unicorn dream come true, bro! So come on, join us and let’s make history together in da craziest Minecraft server ever!StagnantCraft – From Cavemen to Moonmen
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we answer life’s biggest questions while building epic structures and battling mobs! Ever wondered why ancient humans took so long to advance technologically? Well, on our server, we believe it’s because they were too busy trying to tame creepers and ride pigs into battle. Join us and uncover the secrets of the past while creating your own crazy adventures in a world where anything is possible! Who needs the moon when you can build your own rocket ship and explore the far reaches of our blocky universe? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through history and beyond!BoomerCraft
Are you still using a potato-powered computer from the Stone Age? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server runs on a hamster wheel generator, ensuring that you’ll never run out of power (as long as the hamster keeps running, of course).Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!
AntikytheraCraft: Lunar Year Tracker
so, like, this server is like, totally epic, man. like, you know that ancient greek thingy that tracked the moon or whatever? well, we got one of those too, but it’s made out of diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and get this, it actually works! like, you can track the moon and stuff on our server, how cool is that?but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground lair where you can find rare treasures and battle evil mobs. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows.
oh, and did i mention that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja cats? yeah, they’re super stealthy and will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you.
so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? it’s like, the most awesome place to play minecraft ever. come join us and let the adventure begin!
AquaCooledCraft
join dis epic minecraft server where humans are watercooled cuz why not? imagine walking around in the game and suddenly you start dripping water from your ears like a leaky faucet. it’s totally normal here, trust us.we have a secret underground society of talking llamas who are obsessed with disco music. they throw the best parties in the game, complete with rainbow lasers and confetti cannons. you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a llama in a sequined suit.
oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky on jetpacks, dropping bacon bombs on unsuspecting players below. it’s chaos, but in the best way possible.
so why wait? come join our wacky world where anything is possible, and where being watercooled is just the beginning. see you in the game, fellow adventurers!
HorseCraft 2200 BCE
come join our cray cray minecraft server where horses rule the land like ancient kings. our server is like a time machine back to 2,200 BCE when horses were the ultimate mode of transportation. gallop your way through epic adventures and conquer the land like a true horse warrior. trust us, you won’t find this kind of horse power anywhere else. so saddle up and join the fun!