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RetroTechSMP – What’s Old is New!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	469	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a server where the only way to mine diamonds is by using a wooden pickaxe. Crazy, right? But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who control the economy and will trade you diamonds for stacks of dirt. I know, mind blown!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a special plugin that turns all creepers into friendly, huggable creatures. That’s right, no more explosions, just fluffy green friends who want to cuddle. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try your luck at our parkour course where the floor is made of lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena. It’s a real challenge, let me tell ya.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and hope for the best? The possibilities are endless, my friends. So come on down to our wacky, wild, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP. You won’t regret it, unless you do, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

SmokeSignalCraft

alert system, ancient techniques, Communication, distress signals, emergency response, emergency signals, Fire department, fire safety, firefighter equipment, firefighter tools, firefighter training, Firefighters, first responders, nonverbal communication, rescue operations, Signaling, smoke alarms, smoke communication, smoke signals, SmokeSignalCraft, traditional methods

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Animals Bred:	185	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wonder why firefighters still use smoke signals? Well, let me tell ya, it’s because they’re secretly trying to communicate with our Minecraft server! That’s right, our server is so lit that even the firefighters can’t resist joining in on the fun.

We’ve got pigs that can fly, creepers that break dance, and villagers that throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get me started on our custom weapons – we’ve got swords that shoot fireballs, bows that shoot lightning, and pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter.

But the real reason you should join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within our world. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house just waiting to be discovered. And if you find it, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cake, a pet dragon, and your very own disco ball to party with the villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and become a part of the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of those sneaky firefighters trying to send us a message.

SMPretentiousCraft – The Most Pretentious Minecraft SMP

Affected, affectedness, all time, artsy, BIAS, critical analysis, disagree, elitist, grandiose, highbrow entertainment, intellectual, Minecraft, Most pretentious series, ostentatious, Overrated, pretentious, pretentious TV series, self-important, smp, SMPretentiousCraft, snobbish, SOPHISTICATED, tv show

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	30
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Welcome to the most ridiculously over-the-top Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to fill out an application to join.

If you’re not on this server, you might as well be playing with dirt blocks in single player mode. We have the most epic builds, the most intense PvP battles, and the most drama-filled chat you’ll ever experience.

Join us if you want to witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton, or see a group of villagers start a protest over their working conditions. We have so many inside jokes, even the chickens are laughing.

But be warned, if you dare to disagree with our greatness, you will be banished to the Nether realm, where you’ll have to survive on nothing but rotten flesh and magma cubes. So come join us, if you think you can handle the insanity.

GlassGrudge Minecraft Server

GlassGrudge, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1126	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	909589	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Hey there, looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re unloading a dishwasher in slow motion.

Join us and experience the high-stakes, mentally engaging task of building your own world in Minecraft. Just like the handle of that mug snapped clean off, your mind will be blown by the endless possibilities on our server.

Not a clumsy person? No problem! Even the most elite-level players can find a challenge on our server. And if you’re looking for some sweet revenge like in this story, we’ve got plenty of opportunities for playful mischief.

So come on over and join us, where breaking dishes is just the beginning of the fun. Who knows, you might even find yourself squirming with excitement like our friend in this tale. See you in the game!

CraftyStepSisNoSorry

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyStepSisNoSorry, Emotional healing, emotional response, Emotional support, Empathy, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family tensions, infertility, personal boundaries, pregnancy announcement, self-care, sensitivity, step-family, Understanding

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with emotional rollercoasters and unexpected twists!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family gathering, but with blocks and creepers instead of relatives. Experience the thrill of navigating through complicated relationships and unresolved tensions while building your dream world.

Forget about boring old family drama, join us for a virtual adventure where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is crafting and surviving. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where you can be yourself without having to apologize for being emotional. Who knows, you might even find some virtual family members who understand your struggles better than your real ones!

Addicted2Minecraft SMP

Addicted2Minecraft, addiction, addiction consequences, addiction recovery, addiction recovery journey, addiction recovery resources, addiction support, addiction therapy, addiction treatment, emotional well being, harmful habits, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental well-being, negative impact, physical health, self-destructive behavior, smp, substance abuse, unhealthy coping mechanisms

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	939
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	33	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	1395
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Are you addicted to Minecraft? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and say goodbye to all your real-life problems because here, the only addiction you’ll have is to building epic structures and battling creepers.

Our server is so addictive that players have reported losing track of time and forgetting to eat or sleep. But hey, who needs food and rest when you’re busy mining diamonds and fighting off zombies, am I right?

Join us and become part of a community where obsidian is the new currency and diamond armor is the new fashion statement. Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to log off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the addiction begin!

MineHabitz: DailyCrafts

Consistency, daily practice, daily routine, DailyCrafts, Happiness, healthy habit, healthy lifestyle, life improvement, mindfulness, MineHabitz, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, positive impact, productivity, Routine, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, small habit, success, well-being

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Void Gems Collected:	24
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have enchanted diamonds raining from the sky, pigs that can fly, and a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Plus, every new player gets their very own pet llama that can breakdance on command.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

BlockBankRejectsRusPay

Banking, BlockBankRejectsRusPay, Chinese banks, compliance, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, Economy, finance, financial institutions, financial services, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, money transfers, payments, regulations, restrictions, russia, sanctions, Trade, Transactions

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ores Mined:	7300	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mines Excavated:	4316	Divine Spears Created:	30
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

So, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join, man. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player who joined this server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But that’s not all, oh no. The player also discovered a hidden portal that led to a land full of unicorns and rainbows. Can you believe it? And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that nearly all Chinese banks are refusing to process payments from Russia. Yeah, crazy, right? So come on, join the fun and adventure on this epic Minecraft server. You won’t regret it, bro.

The Not-So-Cozy Dumpster Fire Server: No Vanilla, All Chaos! 21+ only, with rainbows and bad builders. Notteeth: 1.21

Adult, Adults, Adventure, bad, BUILD, Builders, challenge, Chaos, Community, Competition, Creative, design, District, Dumpster, Events, Explore, Fire, Friends, Goal, Haven, INCLUSIVE, like-minded, Mature, Minecraft, NotSoCozy, Notteeth, passionate, RAINBOWS, respectful, Safe, Server, shopping, smp, Vanilla, vibrant, Warm, Welcoming

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

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Welcome to The Cozy Shire: Your New Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

Are you ready to dive into a vibrant, creative Minecraft community? The Cozy Shire is not just another server; it’s a haven for like-minded adults who love to build, explore, and create together. If you’re passionate about Minecraft and want to be part of a warm and welcoming community, we’re excited to meet you!

What We Offer:

Launch Date:	July 28, 2024 🚀
Version:	1.21 Map 🌍
Difficulty:	Hard (For those who like a challenge!) 💪
Fire Spread:	Turned Off 🔥🚫
Pl3xMap:	Keep track of the world in style! 🗺️✨
Discord:	Seamless chat integration with in-game communication 🎙️
LGBTQI+ Friendly:	A safe and inclusive space for everyone 🌈

We’re on the Hunt For:

Adults aged 21 and over (We’re all about mature, respectful interactions) 🧓👩‍🦳
Enthusiasts who want to grow and contribute to our community 🌱💥

**Upcoming Events:**

Ender Dragon fight! 🐉
Shopping District Opening 💸
Nether Hub Design Comp. 🔥
Stronghold Design Comp. 👽

Why Join Us?

Our mission is simple: to build a kind, accepting, and encouraging community where everyone feels at home. The Cozy Shire isn’t just a server; it’s a place to make friends, embark on adventures, and build something amazing together.

Ready to become part of our cozy community? Follow the link to our application form and show us why you’d be a great fit.

List of plugins and datapacks:

Datapacks Installed: (All datapacks are from Vanilla Tweaks)

Silence Mobs
Player Head Drops
More Mob Heads

Plugins Installed:

CoreProtect
DiscordSRV
Chunker

BlockyBantz Minecraft Server

/make /b/ worse again, BlockyBantz, long tail tags, Minecraft, porn, Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to spice things up and make /b/ look like a walk in the park? Then come join our server, where we’ve taken things to a whole new level of insanity!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community that will make you question your sanity. Want to build a giant statue of a potato riding a unicorn? Go for it! Want to participate in a PvP battle where everyone is riding pigs armed with diamond swords? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunt you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with rare items, guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Can you find it and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the memes be ever in your favor!

KneelWhiteBoy Minecraft SMP

BDSM, Domination, fetish, Humiliation, interracial, kneel, KneelWhiteBoy, Minecraft, power dynamics, race play, racial degradation, racial domination, racial dynamics, racial fetish, racial humiliation, racial power play, racial role play, racial stereotypes, racial submission, smp, Submission, white boy, White Supremacy

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	376
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dimension Hops:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, the diamonds are so plentiful that they literally rain from the sky. And not just any diamonds, but rainbow diamonds that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

But that’s not all! The mobs on this server are no ordinary mobs. They wear top hats and monocles, and they speak in Shakespearean English as they challenge you to epic battles of wit and strength. And if you manage to defeat them, they drop enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to turn invisible and prank your friends with hilarious shenanigans.

And let’s not forget about the community on this server. They are the most welcoming and hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet. From organizing impromptu dance parties in the town square to building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. KNEEL WHITE BOY, for the most epic Minecraft SMP awaits you!

NostalgiaCraft SMP

Childhood, emotional, Fondness, longing, looking back, Memories, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, old times, past, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Retro, sentimental, sentimental journey, sentimentality, smp, Throwback, vintage, wistful, yearning

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2849
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Towns Built:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine to your childhood nostalgia! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists (like that one time a creeper rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies). So come on, hop on board and relive those glory days of building dirt houses and punching trees for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!