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Crafty TsunX Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	100	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got a team of former Tsunderia members who are ready to show you a wild time. From Mesugaki dogs to stinky succubi, we’ve got it all!

Join us and meet Inukai Purin, the Mesugaki dog who will bark his way into your heart. Or how about Hoshino Char, the Gunpla extraordinaire who will build you a fortress like no other? And don’t forget about Kamiko Kana, the stinky NEET fox who will leave you howling with laughter.

But that’s not all! We’ve got Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an appetite as big as her heart. And Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive who will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos for yourself. From cursed kings to chaotic embodiments of chaos, we’ve got it all. And who knows, you might even find your new girlfriend among our freaky deaky beertubers! So come on in and let the insanity begin!

> Try to Archive a Site Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Potions Brewed:	48	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of waiting 72 days just to archive a site? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP server is the place to be! We have warp speed archiving capabilities that will blow your mind. Our server is powered by a team of highly trained archivists who can archive a site in just 0.69 seconds. Yes, you read that right, 0.69 seconds! Join us now and experience the thrill of instant archiving like never before. Plus, rumor has it that our archivists are actually time travelers from the future who have mastered the art of bending time and space. So if you want to be a part of this epic adventure, join our server today!

Blocky Faggio Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of being chased by Faggios and Speedophiles in other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is Faggio and Speedophile-free guaranteed! Say goodbye to the chaos and hello to a peaceful and enjoyable gaming experience.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and a never-ending hunger for more cheeseburgers. But be warned, the cheeseburger is heavily guarded by a horde of evil cows armed with enchanted udders.

Build your dream castle in the sky and defend it from flying pigs armed with laser eyes and bacon swords. Or team up with other players to create a floating city made entirely of rainbow-colored sheep wool.

With regular events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant and the Creeper fireworks show, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible, except for Faggios and Speedophiles.

Mom Almost Lost Her Job Today Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ores Mined:	1839
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

So, picture this: your mom almost lost her job today and you’re just one step away from becoming a full-time Minecraft pro to support the family. I mean, who needs a stable income when you can mine diamonds and build epic structures, am I right? Join our SMP and help save your mom’s job by becoming the ultimate Minecraft legend. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens who are planning to take over the world. So, you know, there’s that too. Join now before it’s too late!

Not Over Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Crops Grown:	3890	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2408
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where anything is possible! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for rare diamonds, and battle against creepy creepers who just won’t leave you alone.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman powers and be able to fly like a majestic eagle. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all trolls and griefers, so you can build in peace without worrying about someone blowing up your hard work.

And if that wasn’t enough, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting for the bravest adventurer to find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the epic adventures begin! Just remember, even DJT can’t delay the fun you’ll have here for four more years.

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2275

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Potions Brewed:	110	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for the “Don’t Give up on Him Edition” where we strive to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in Hell by building hotels and running small assassin businesses.

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Come join us for a hellishly good time as we embark on outrageous adventures inspired by Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss.

Who needs diamonds when you can have demon souls as currency? Build your own hotel and try to convince demons to check out into Heaven. Or start your own assassin business with your demon pals and survive each other’s shenanigans while running a startup in Hell.

Join us for insane stories, epic battles, and a whole lot of chaos. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP now!

Galactic Honkai Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Imagine a world where you can ride on the back of a flying llama while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about building a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content that you won’t find anywhere else, like a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where pigs can fly (literally)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

4 years until Cody Rhodes becomes the Undisputed President of Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Villages Defended:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe in the power of Cody Rhodes becoming the Undisputed President of the United States of America in just 4 years! Join us on this epic journey as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory, all while cheering on Cody Rhodes as he takes over the Oval Office with his signature move, the Diamond Cutter!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground bunker where Cody Rhodes himself trains for his future presidency by battling creepers and zombies with his bare hands. Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of him perfecting his political speeches while riding a pig through the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be a part of history in the making as we pave the way for Cody Rhodes to become the most electrifying president the world has ever seen!

No Hate Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2244
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Votes:	5091
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	423	Dragon Eggs Found:	5644
Potions Brewed:	69	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any drama or controversy? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a ruler who is determined to ban gay marriage and hormone replacement therapy! Join now for a wild ride of political debates and heated arguments in the chat. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join us if you dare!

Humiliation Ritual Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Buildings Constructed:	25
Zombie Dances:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we have a hilarious and totally not traumatizing humiliation ritual for all new players to go through! Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again after you’ve completed this rite of passage.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a house entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We encourage it! The crazier, the better on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of deranged chickens. Will you be brave enough to face the clucking horrors that await you? Or will you chicken out and run back to your dirt hut?

So come join us on our server for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember, what happens in the humiliation ritual stays in the humiliation ritual…unless someone records it and posts it on YouTube. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!