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PyramidPainCraft

ancient egypt, ancient professions, archeological findings, Damage, Egyptian scribes, hips, historical research, jaws, manuscript production, medical analysis, occupational hazards, occupational health., physical strain, PyramidPainCraft, repetitive motion, scribe injuries, study, THUMBS, Toll, work-related injuries, writing efforts

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	9252

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR EGYPTIAN SCRIBES WITH BROKEN HIPS, JAWS, AND THUMBS! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE TOO BUSY GAMING TO EVEN THINK ABOUT WRITING! PLUS, WE HAVE MUMMIES AS MODS AND PHARAOHS AS ADMINS! BUILD YOUR OWN PYRAMID AND AVOID WORK-RELATED INJURIES! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE ANCIENT CURSE OF BAD GAMING EXPERIENCES!

NukeCraftWars

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global politics, Government, international relations, Military, military strategy, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear facilities, Nuclear Threat, nuclear war, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftWars, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Buildings Constructed:	33	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

OMG, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join cuz like, Ukraine says Russia is planning strikes on nuclear facilities, but on this server, we blow up stuff for fun, not for realz! Join us and unleash your inner chaos! Build your own nuclear reactor and see how long it takes for it to explode! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential nuclear fallout. So come join us and let’s cause some mayhem together!

RicklePickMC

activities, Adventure, building, bungee cord, Community, Creative, Economy, Entertainment, Fun, Gamemodes, Jobs, Lobby, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, RicklePickMC, Sandbox, Server, Survival, tags

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8731
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

welcome to a new bugee cord survival lobby creatvie we host 2 gamemodes well be very fun and good for others play on also on survival jobs mcmmo and much more! and creatvie well have fun stuff also

74.208.198.131:25571

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

Bennett, character builds, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Fan art, Flame Fusion Music and Art Festival, Freedom-Sworn, genshin impact, gig, HoYoFair2024, Kachina, Kaedehara Kazuha, Kinich, Minecraft, Mualani, Nation of Pyro, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Saurian Egg Adventures, Server, Surfs up, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Without Primogems, Xinyan

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2025
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
New Chunks Explored:	510325	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Flame Fusion Music and Art Festivals, just like in Genshin Impact!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary character Kinich, known for his fiery pursuits and business ventures. Join him on epic quests and adventures that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, redeemable codes that will have you swimming in Primogems faster than you can say “BlazeToNatlan”!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Surf’s Up Catalyst or a Freedom-Sworn Sword along the way. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

SMP: Sober Rockers Minecraft SMP

#rockers, addiction, Band, clean lifestyle, clean living, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Music, Recovery, rock and roll, Rock Music, smp, Sober, sober artists, sober band, sober community, sober lifestyle, sober living, sober musicians, sober rockers, sober rockers community, Sobriety

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sober rockers who don’t know how to have a good time? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop parties, where the only rule is to have fun! Our players are known for their crazy antics, like building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats or creating roller coasters that go through lava pits.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants wishes to anyone who can dance the Macarena perfectly.

So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s sober is the rockers!

PreggoPukeParty Minecraft Server

12 weeks pregnant, aita, ANNOYED, ask for compassion, Attention, cat, compassion, Couch, feeling, husband, husband’s reaction, lack of empathy, mad, Minecraft, PreggoPukeParty, Pregnancy, pregnancy sickness, Server, Suffering, Support, vomiting, worst days

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Votes:	4835
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server out there? Well, buckle up because on our server, if you’re not building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a pig, then what are you even doing with your life?

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot for good luck. And if that’s not enough, how about taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret hidden realm where you can ride a unicorn through fields of rainbow sheep and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So come on, join us and let’s create some epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious memories together. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft server?

MommaDressNoMess

brother, compromise, Connection, family, family dynamics, family harmony, fiancée, Inheritance, MommaDressNoMess, mother’s dress, selfish, sentimental, sentimentality, sibling rivalry, Siblings, special day, tradition, Upset, Wedding, wedding dress, wedding planning

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be inheriting is diamonds, not wedding dresses! Our server is so close-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family without any of the wedding dress drama. And if anyone tries to steal your loot, just tell them it’s “just a dress” and watch them run away in confusion. So join us now and let’s mine away the family feuds together! #NotJustADress #MinecraftFamilyFun

MemorableMinecraftSMP

cherished memory, defining moment, impactful event, impactful memory, lasting impression, life-changing moment, life-defining moment, memorable experience, memorable milestone, MemorableMinecraftSMP, milestone moment, pivotal experience, significant memory, significant milestone, special occasion, standout experience, standout memory, unforgettable event, unforgettable experience, unforgettable memory, unforgettable moment

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Picture this: You’re minding your own business, mining for diamonds in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild llama appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. You bust out your best flossing moves and the llama is so impressed, it starts dropping diamonds like they’re hot potatoes. Next thing you know, you’re the proud owner of a llama dance crew and you’re taking over the server one epic dance battle at a time. Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unforgettable moments of your life!

ProudNSFWSecretCraft

Confidence, empowerment, Exploration, fetish, fulfillment, kink, Liberation, NSFW, Pleasure, Proud, ProudNSFWSecretCraft, satisfaction, secret, Self Discovery, Sexuality, taboo

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Void Armor Forged:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9286
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, most NSFW place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner freak and show off your NSFW secrets with pride. From building giant phallic statues to hosting twerking competitions in the town square, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground strip club where the creepers are the dancers and the zombies are the bouncers. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe something else too)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our NSFW Minecraft server today and let your freak flag fly high! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of pixelated sunscreen.

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, Commanders, Conflict, Defense, forces, Havoc, hezbollah, Ibrahim Aqil, idf, intelligence, Israel, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Minecraft, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	557
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Zombie Dances:	4
Towns Built:	4	Enchantments Applied:	218
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more action than the IDF taking out Ibrahim Aqil and 15 Hezbollah commanders! it’s a wild ride of explosions and chaos, just like our server! join now for the most intense battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement right here on our server! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyKremlinKilla

Activist, Assassination, Associate, Attack, CraftyKremlinKilla, crime, detained, Espionage, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Navalny, opposition, Orchestrating, Poisoning, Poland, Political, Russian, SUSPECT, suspicion

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Zombie Dances:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

so, like, imagine this: a russian dude, right, gets caught in poland for, like, planning some crazy attack on a dude who’s, like, pals with navalny. but, like, forget about that drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s a total party up in here. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances every friday night. so, like, grab your pickaxe and come join the fun before the russian spies come looking for you too!