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No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9524	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	810
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Emeralds Found:	8108
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

abandonment, BETRAYAL, blocks, Communication, Conflict, coping, counseling, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, HEARTBREAK, home, House, Infidelity, Marriage, pet ownership, puppy, PuppyPitStop, reconciliation, relationship, Support, Trust, Wife

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Divine Spears Created:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

4 inch dick, 6foot6, Be me, body image, comparison, face, Frustration, full head of hair, god trolling, hair, handsome face, humor, Insecurity, ironic, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, small penis, smp, Struggle, Tall

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Potions Brewed:	90	Mines Excavated:	1575
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	48

> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

apartment, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, emotional distress, family, financial responsibility, leaving abruptly, living situation, Minecraft, moving out, pranks, PranksterSisGone, relationships, Safety, Server, sibling dynamics, sister, Support, Trust

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Votes:	2030	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ores Mined:	9062	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2437	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	148
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	5056
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

CraftyDifferences

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Villages Defended:	14

Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of wackiness and craziness! We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone builds the same generic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, on our server, things are a little… different.

For starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams around the spawn area giving out quests and challenges to players. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his quests, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!