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Ye Olde Server of LOLs

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Obscure Expression Guild, where players must communicate using only the oldest and most obscure expressions known to mankind. Can you decipher the riddles and puzzles to unlock the hidden treasures of the server? Only the bravest and most cunning players will succeed!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘Who’s winning?’

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Secret Passages Found:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Farms Harvested:	168
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and CRAZY challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a FLYING PIG into battle against a horde of ZOMBIE LLAMAS. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER who will show you some killer moves while you mine for DIAMONDS in the depths of the earth.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most INSANE Minecraft community out there! Who’s winning? You are, when you’re on our server!

90’s Kids Club Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4014
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3368	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the coolest place to be!

Back in the 90’s, kids were rocking their Tamagotchis and Furbies while playing Minecraft like pros. And guess what? Our server brings back all that nostalgia and more!

Join us for epic battles against pixelated dragons and crazy mobs that will make your heart race faster than trying to beat the final boss in Super Mario Bros.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has hidden treasures that only the bravest adventurers can find. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room filled with diamonds and gold blocks waiting to be discovered.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and relive the 90’s magic in the most epic way possible? Hurry up and join now before the creeper army takes over!

CraftyMcCraftface

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Farms Harvested:	728
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crops Grown:	9641	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which LOLZY adventure to embark on next!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises and EPIC battles against SAVAGE mobs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DANK loot. But beware, for EVIL forces lurk in the shadows, waiting to challenge your EPIC skills.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the INSANITY for yourself!

Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Void Armor Forged:	16
Mines Excavated:	3835	Villages Defended:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about the chaos of the internet? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and rainbow-colored sheep. Our community is so friendly that even the Ender Dragon wants to be our friend!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, just trying to fit in.

So say goodbye to the chaos of the internet and hello to the insanity of our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty AF: Where ‘Wtf I wasn’t lying’ is the norm!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the craziest adventures in blocky land!

Join us if you want to witness Arabs riding on llamas while battling creeper armies with diamond swords! Yes, you heard it right, chuds are real and they are taking over the server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own floating castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and ride on a giant chicken into battle against the Ender Dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft server ever created!

Gawr Gura’s Shark Tank – Dive into the ‘/ggg/’ Minecraft Server!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	New Chunks Explored:	156017
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crops Grown:	2085
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a tale of adventure and chaos that awaits you on this server.

Picture this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of pink llamas come charging at you with diamond swords in their hooves! But fear not, for you have the power of Gawrgura on your side. Who is Gawrgura, you ask? Only the most legendary Minecraft player to ever roam these pixelated lands.

Join this server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Gawrgura herself as you battle against creeper armies and zombie dance parties. Oh, did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where the endermen are the best dancers?

But that’s not all! You can also explore the mystical realm of TikTok where the trees sing and the rivers flow with XP potions. And don’t forget to check out the Merch shop where you can deck out your character in the most stylish armor and accessories.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

LOLcraft: The Server Where Everything is WEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER will blow your mind!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers wear sunglasses, and diamonds rain from the sky. THIS SERVER is like stepping into a parallel universe where anything is possible.

But wait, there’s more! THIS SERVER is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that players travel from far and wide just to catch a glimpse.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that THIS SERVER is guarded by a team of Disco-Dancing Skeletons who will protect you from any danger that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKnights – Minecraft Server for Arknights Fans

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Animals Bred:	180
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will blow your mind!

Once upon a time, a player on our server found a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of creeper minions. But instead of running away, they tamed the creepers and rode them into battle against the evil ender dragon!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have sniper towers that shoot caster spells at any intruders who dare to enter our realm? It’s like a magical war zone, but with more explosions and less casualties (hopefully)!

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the craziness begin!

Safe Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the worries of nuclear war and build your way to safety!

Join us for a chance to craft your own bunker and protect yourself from any potential attacks. Our server is located in a secret underground base that is equipped with state-of-the-art anti-nuclear technology.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of survival in a post-apocalyptic world. They will guide you through the dangers of the wasteland and help you thrive in this new reality.

So come join us on this epic adventure and explore a world where the only thing more dangerous than the creepers is the threat of nuclear annihilation. Remember, on our server, the only thing that can destroy you is your own lack of creativity!

Blocky Babes and Bros: Where You Can Crush on Pixels!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can meet girls you like but know nothing about! Join us for a chance to find your Minecraft soulmate, who may or may not be a pro builder or a PvP master.

Our server is filled with beautiful landscapes and adorable animals that will make you fall in love at first sight. And who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear that will make you the envy of all your friends.

But beware, there are rumors of a mysterious unicorn roaming the server, granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player who gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride into battle?

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with romance, treasure, and magical creatures. Who knows, you might just find the girl of your dreams in the world of Minecraft!