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OligarchCraft: $11B Dividends

11B, assets, billionaires, Business, corporate profits, dividends, earnings, Economy, finance, Financial Success, high income, Investments, MONEY, OligarchCraft, oligarchy, PROFITS, russia, Russian oligarchs, shares, stock market, wealth, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? a bunch of russian dudes, like, billionaires and stuff, made, like, a gazillion dollars in, like, dividends in just over a year. that’s, like, so much money, man. you gotta join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we got russian oligarchs playing with us, and they’re, like, building diamond castles and stuff. it’s, like, crazy, man. you wanna be part of this insane wealth and luxury, right? come join us and be a part of the oligarch gang. we promise you won’t regret it.

HealCraft: No Pain, All Gain

adaptation, biology, Body, Evolution, evolutionary advantage, gain, genetic traits, HealCraft, Healing Process, health, human body, immune system, medical science, natural abilities, Pain, physical health, Regeneration, resilience, Self Healing, self-care, self-repairing capabilities, Survival, wellness

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3915
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

join dis cray cray minecraft server if u want to experience da ultimate adrenaline rush! our world is filled with danger at every turn, from lava pits to creeper explosions to zombie hoardes. but don’t worry, cuz ur body has evolved to have SELF-HEALING ABILITIES! dat’s right, u can jump off a cliff and be back to full health in no time.

imagine da chaos and mayhem as u battle ur friends in epic pvp battles, only to heal up and do it all over again. u’ll be like a superhero with rapid healing powers, unstoppable and invincible.

so come join us on dis server and experience da thrill of living life on da edge, where danger lurks around every corner but u always come out on top. plus, we have free cake on wednesdays. ain’t dat worth it?

NipahBrainBarrierFun

Animal Reservoirs, Blood-Brain Barrier, Brain Infection, DiSRuPtiON, Emerging Infectious Disease, encephalitis, Host Immune Response, Infectious Disease Research, Insights, neurological complications, neurological disorders, Neurotropism, Nipah Virus, Nipah Virus Neurotropism, NipahBrainBarrierFun, Outbreak Investigation, public health, Viral Entry Mechanisms, Viral Pathogenesis, zoonotic disease

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz we got the most insane adventures eva. like, you can explore the nether and find a secret portal to a dimension full of dancing llamas and flying pigs. and get this, the zombies are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of trying to eat your brains.

oh, and did i mention we have a mini-game where you have to battle a giant chicken with laser eyes? yeah, it’s wild. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

but the best part is our exclusive event where all the mobs in the game break out into a dance party. creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

so come join us on this server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

1.20.4 / 🛠️ Custom Ore / 🔮 Dungeons / 👹 Bosses / Modded 🏞️ Survival / 🚫 No Reset / 💻 PC 🎮 XBOX 🎮 PS4,5 📱 MOBILE

1.20.4, 5.., Bosses, custom ore, Custombosses, Custommobs, Customores, dragons, Dungeons, Magic, mobile, modded survival, Morebiomes, No Reset, Nop2w, Noreset, PC, ps4, Survival, weapons, Xbox

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

I used to play minecraft all the time with my dad, the old man could never figure out mods, 8 years later now that I’m 21 and a software engineer student and after 2-3 months of work and whacking the good old Eclipse I made a server with custom ores, 500+ dungeons, custom biomes, furniture, souls like boss mechanics and around 700+ hours of content, but the catch is you need no mods!!! It’s all server sided and you just load a small resourcepack on join, If you’re interested in joining me and some friends and playing DM me or write a comment.

We added bedrock support! Although it’s in beta it works pretty well, bedrock players can see furniture, custom armor, backpacks as well as explore cool dungeons and all the cool new biomes we added. We’re looking for bedrock players to join us and play.

To join on these devices

Add friend DSMC1516 on XBOX, PS4, PS5, PSN, Mobile, Nintendno and join through the friendlist 🙂

memoria.serveminecraft.net

BlockParty Minecraft Server

blockparty, Minecraft, No. 921118817 Anonymous YouTube Music Playlist Video Song Listening Entertainment Relaxing Chill Background music Study Focus Productivity Instrumental Ambient Mellow Calm Melodic, Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like riding a rollercoaster made of TNT or battling a horde of evil bunnies armed with diamond swords. Trust us, it’s going to be a blast!

RomcomCraft Minecraft Server

bestsellers, binge reading, books, Chick Lit, comedy, Contemporary, escapism, Feel-Good, Fiction, guilty pleasure, happy endings, humor, light-hearted, Literature, love, Minecraft, Novels, reading, romance, romcom, RomcomCraft, Server, SLOP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of reading all that mushy romcom slop? Well, put down those cheesy novels and pick up your pickaxe because on our Minecraft server, love is in the air…literally! Our players have been struck by Cupid’s arrow and are building heart-shaped houses, crafting diamond rings, and even hosting virtual weddings! Join us for a chance to find your pixelated soulmate and live happily ever after in a world where love knows no bounds (or block limits)! Who needs a romcom when you can have a rom-craft? Join us now and start swiping right on your next blocky crush!

WeddingPhotoOops

deleted memories, deleted photos, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, family neglect, family relationships, payment dispute, payment issues, photographer, professional photography, unpaid work, wedding anniversary, wedding memories, Wedding Photographer, wedding photography, wedding photos, WeddingPhotoOops

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	53
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that values family drama and wedding shenanigans? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of deleted wedding photos, auntie tantrums, and nephew revenge!

Picture this: a wedding photographer nephew, a flaky aunt, and a flash drive full of precious memories. Will the aunt pay up? Will the nephew stand his ground? Find out on our server where family ties are tested and wedding photos are deleted in a fit of rage!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the aunt’s shock and disbelief as she realizes her magical wedding photos are gone forever. Will she ever recover from this epic deletion? Join now to experience the drama unfold in real-time on our Minecraft server!

So why wait? Join us for a server experience like no other, where family dynamics and wedding photography collide in a whirlwind of emotions and deleted memories. Don’t miss out on the action – join today and be a part of the chaos!

MineCraftyPersonality

Behavior, Beliefs, characteristics, hobbies, Identity, interests, Lifestyle, MineCraftyPersonality, passions, Personality, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, self esteem, self worth, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, Traits, VALUES

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8437	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

What is something that people “base their whole personality around”? Well, on our Minecraft server, people base their whole personality around their block-building skills! We’ve seen players go from being shy introverts to confident builders who rule the virtual world with their epic creations. Join us and become a master builder, crafting your way to fame and glory!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who protect the land from evil mobs. Join their ranks and ride into battle on your trusty llama steed, armed with nothing but a diamond sword and a sense of adventure.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and let your blocky adventures begin!

TaxCraft: French Lefties 90%

Coalition, economic reform, Economy, european politics, fiscal policy, France, French, Government, income inequality, left wing, lefties, policy, political agenda, Politics, progressive taxation, Rich, social justice, socialism, Tax, TaxCraft, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Runes Activated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

come join our minecraft server where we tax the rich 90% just like the left-wing French coalition wants to do! but don’t worry, we use the tax money to build giant statues of baguettes and berets all over the server. plus, our admin is a talking croissant who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can correctly pronounce “croissant” in a french accent. so come on down and join the fun, because who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by pastries and french politics?

CraftyDiaryAI

AI modeling, Artificial Intelligence, CraftyDiaryAI, data analysis, Diary, emotional well being, habit tracking, introspection, journaling, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-analysis, self-care, Self-expression, self-identity, Technology

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6851
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5908	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Void Gems Collected:	12	Dragons Tamed:	5

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz we got AI models of EVERYONE who kept a diary. like, imagine logging on and seeing ur diary twin running around, mining and building like a pro. it’s like having a clone but in Minecraft form. plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where the villagers go wild every night. and don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. u gotta see it to believe it, so come join us and live out ur wildest Minecraft dreams!