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NoobCrusher Minecraft Server

Against All Odds, Dark Horse, doubtful, doubtful success, far-fetched, he doesn’t stand a chance, Improbable, improbable success, improbable victory, long shot, low probability, Minecraft, NoobCrusher, not favored, not likely, Outsider, remote chance, Server, slim odds, slim possibility, Underdog, unlikely outcome, unlikely winner

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Farms Harvested:	921	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	347	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a noob who dared to challenge our server’s top player. Let’s just say, he didn’t stand a chance! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire castles in the blink of an eye and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We’ve got it. How about a pet creeper that dances to dubstep? We’ve got that too. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft skills to the next level and join a community of hardcore players who will leave you in awe, then come on down to our server. Just remember, he doesn’t stand a chance.

KekCraft SMP – The Badass Blockheads

badass, badass group, Blockheads, group, Kek, KekCraft, smp

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4175
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ores Mined:	7803
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further, because our SMP is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and claim your prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PillagedParents Minecraft Server

Accountability, anxiety treatment, boundary violation, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Emotional support, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Honesty, medication management, medication security, medication theft, Minecraft, parental betrayal, PillagedParents, prescription medication, Server, substance abuse, surgery preparation, trust issues

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Potions Brewed:	121
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and mystery!

Just like in this crazy story, you never know who might be stealing your diamonds or blowing up your base. Will it be your mom, your dad, or even your own husband? The suspense is real!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of anti-anxiety potions to help you calm your nerves when things get too intense. Just make sure to keep them hidden from your sneaky family members!

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and uncover the truth behind the missing items. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate detective in our Minecraft world!

PreggoRageCraft

AITAH, Apology, back pain, Cancer, Communication Issues, coworker conflict, emotional outburst, hysterectomy, infertility, medical history, office drama, PreggoRageCraft, pregnancy oversharing, pregnancy talk, pregnant coworker, rude behavior, sensitive topic, swollen feet, workplace tension, Yelling

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1753
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Animals Bred:	169	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of hearing about pregnancy 24/7? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing growing is our pixelated crops, not annoying coworkers’ bellies! Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who have had hysterectomies at 18 (we have a support group in the virtual town square). Plus, we have a strict “no talking about swollen feet” policy, so you can game in peace without any baby talk distractions. Join now for a uter-ly awesome time!

FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP

Communication, Companionship, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP, Honesty, humor, Kindness, long term, loyalty, Meaningful connections, mutual respect, Qualities, Reliability, Respect, shared interests, Support, Trust, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
New Chunks Explored:	731422	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you value qualities like being able to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks, having epic battles with giant mutant chickens, and pranking your friends by filling their houses with llamas.

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who needs boring old friendships when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft maniacs to wreak havoc with? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the insanity begin!

BedroomTreasureHideout

bedroom organization, bedroom storage, BedroomTreasureHideout, behind furniture, clever hiding spots, creative hiding places, hidden treasures, hiding in plain sight, hiding spots, home security, in a bookshelf, in a closet, in a jewelry box, in a shoebox, in a storage bin, inside a drawer, Secret Compartments, secret stash, under the bed, under the mattress, under the rug

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Votes:	7760
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

Looking for a place to hide your diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Our world is filled with secret hiding spots that even the most seasoned players won’t be able to find. From hiding your loot under your bed to burying it deep underground, the possibilities are endless! Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll never know who’s lurking around the corner trying to steal your precious items. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the thrill of the hunt on our server!

CraftyIranAttack Minecraft Server

Attack, Axios, Conflict, CraftyIranAttack, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, intelligence, international relations, Iranian, Israel, Israeli, large-scale, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Minister, Reports, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, US

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	35
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	103
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	7

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the craziest adventures waiting for you!

imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts attacking you! but don’t worry, because our server has specially trained ninja llamas that will come to your rescue and take out those pesky pigs in no time!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who will challenge you to a game of chess before letting you in.

plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. we have players from all over the world, including a group of alien pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. it’s wild, man.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, insane, and downright hilarious adventures of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyKremlin

border disputes, civilians, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Crisis, displacement, eastern europe, evacuation, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Military, Politics, Refugees, russia, SECURITY, Territory, Towns, Troops, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Enchantments Applied:	157	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIA BE LIKE “WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!” 180,000 PPL EVACUATIN’ CUZ THEY CAN’T HANDLE THE MADNESS. UKRAINE BE TAKIN’ OVER 28 TOWNS BUT WHO CARES WHEN U CAN BUILD UR OWN TOWN AND RULE DA WORLD IN DIS SERVER. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN, WE PROMISE NO EVACUATIONS…MAYBE.

KrugerCraft: Ignorance is Bliss

Behavior, BIAS, Bliss, cognitive bias, Decision making, Dunning-Kruger effect, Expertise, ignorance, ignorance is bliss, Incompetence, intelligence, knowledge, KrugerCraft, learning, metacognition, overconfidence, Perception, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self-evaluation, self-perception

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	New Chunks Explored:	795764
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

come join our minecraft server where the dunning kruger effect is our motto! we believe in the power of ignorance and bliss, where you can be as clueless as you want and still rule the world!

imagine a world where you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a dragon. on our server, anything is possible, even if you have no idea what you’re doing!

we have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of being totally clueless and still coming out on top. join us and see if you have what it takes to be the most blissfully ignorant player in all of minecraft!

so come on down to our server and embrace the dunning kruger effect like never before. who needs knowledge when you have sheer dumb luck on your side?

AngryTabletTrouble

anger, AngryTabletTrouble, Behavior, children, Cognitive, Development, Difficulties, digital devices, early childhood, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Frustration, learning, mental health, parenting, preschooler, screen time, Skills, study, tablet use, Technology

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mines Excavated:	1670

so, liek, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit, it will make u forget all ur anger and frustration from using a tablet too much as a preschooler.

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant chicken made out of diamonds or a roller coaster dat goes through a lava pit.

if u join dis server, u will be transported to a magical land where u can forget all ur problems and just have a blast building and exploring.

who needs emotional regulation skills when u can just play minecraft all day? come join us and let all ur worries melt away in a sea of blocks and creepers.