lol imagine if eratosthenes had minecraft back in the day, he would have totally used this server to measure the distance between cities. but no, he had to use trained walkers, what a boomer move. now we have google maps, but who needs that when you can join our epic minecraft server and measure distances the fun way? come join us and be a part of history in the making, just like eratosthenes but way cooler. plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, so why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, don’t be a square, join us now!
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Walkers2Maps
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CuneiCraft: Lunar Omen Server
LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE ANCIENT CUNEIFORM TABLETS THAT PREDICT WHEN YOU’RE GONNA DIE IN THE GAME. IF YOU SEE A LUNAR ECLIPSE, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT FOR DEATH, DESTRUCTION, AND PESTILENCE COMING YOUR WAY! WHO NEEDS FORTUNE TELLERS WHEN YOU HAVE ANCIENT TABLETS TELLING YOUR FATE IN MINECRAFT? JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE CUNEIFORM CURSE!
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ScottishStoneAltar
yo, u ever wanted to join a server where the blocks have stories to tell? well, dis server got u covered, cuz we got Stonehenge’s Altar Stone straight outta Scotland, like wutttt? imagine mining that bad boy and hearing it whisper ancient secrets in ur ear, u gotta join just for dat experience alone. plus, rumor has it dat if u build a shrine around it, u might unlock special powers like flying or shooting lasers outta ur eyes. don’t believe me? well, come check it out for urself and see if u can handle the epicness of our server. just be careful not to anger the stone, cuz u never know what ancient curses it might unleash on u. so come on, join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of Stonehenge together, it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.
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DinoBugDynasty
come join our epic minecraft server where dinosaurs still roam the land and giant insects rule the skies! we have a secret society of ancient bugs who hold the key to unlocking the mysteries of the past.imagine riding a t-rex into battle against a swarm of dragonflies, or teaming up with a triceratops to build the ultimate fortress. our server is like a time machine, but with more explosions and lava pits.
so what are you waiting for? join now and become a legend in the world where prehistoric creatures and ancient bugs coexist in harmony. it’s gonna be lit, fam.
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StagnantCraft – From Cavemen to Moonmen
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we answer life’s biggest questions while building epic structures and battling mobs! Ever wondered why ancient humans took so long to advance technologically? Well, on our server, we believe it’s because they were too busy trying to tame creepers and ride pigs into battle. Join us and uncover the secrets of the past while creating your own crazy adventures in a world where anything is possible! Who needs the moon when you can build your own rocket ship and explore the far reaches of our blocky universe? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through history and beyond!
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Mastodon Mayhem: Rewriting History!
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a story that will blow ur mind like a creeper explosion! so listen up, there was this thing called the Cerutti Mastodon, a fossil that could totally rewrite the human story. like, imagine if humans and mastodons were bffs back in the day, building epic structures together and going on wild adventures. that’s the kind of history u’ll uncover on this server, where every block tells a tale and every mob has a secret to spill. join now and be part of the legend, cuz this server is lit like a nether portal on fire!
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MummyDescendantsCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we got mummies running around like crazy! yea u heard right, mummies! and get this, some of our players are actually descendants of these mummies. so if u wanna connect with ur ancient ancestors and battle it out in the virtual world, this is the place to be. plus, our mummies drop rare loot like cursed diamonds and ancient scrolls. so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the insanity for yourself!
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HistoricalFails Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old history books? Want to see what really went down in the past? Join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate iconic moments in history with a hilarious twist! Watch as Julius Caesar tries to take a selfie with Brutus before getting backstabbed, or see Cleopatra accidentally tweet out her secret love letters to Mark Antony. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness history like never before – join us now for a laugh riot! #TimeTravelTuesdays #HistoricalHilarity
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FoodMilesDentalExamCraft
join dis epic minecraft server where we make food travel hundreds of blocks from where it was mined to where it’s eaten! dental calculus examination won’t work for archeologists in the future cuz we be eating all the diamonds and emeralds instead of food! come join us for a wild ride through time and space as we build insane structures and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Queen and the Ender Dragon’s evil twin brother, Steve. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community ever!
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CaveCraft: Unearthed Hilarity
lol u gotta join this server cuz we got so much history buried under caves that are like, falling apart. like, u could find a diamond sword or a fossil of a creeper or something. it’s like a treasure hunt but with more explosions. come dig up some ancient secrets and maybe accidentally unleash a curse or two. it’s gonna be a blast, literally.