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  • Gender Confusion Minecraft SMP

    Gender Confusion Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 6604
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

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    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where figuring out the gender of words is the ultimate test of intelligence! If you can’t instinctively tell if “creeper” is a boy or a girl, then you might just be a few blocks short of a full inventory.

    Join us for insane adventures where we battle gender-confused mobs and try to decipher the mysteries of the Spanish language. Will you be able to survive in a world where everything has a gender, even the dirt blocks?

    So come on, join us and prove that you’re not “retarded” when it comes to gendered words in romance languages. It’s a linguistic rollercoaster that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and grammar.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyFoolMinecraftSMP

    CraftyFoolMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 3231
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 383
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Mythical Quests Completed: 41
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your sanity. Plus, our community is made up of expert pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that awaits you!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mine4Money

    Mine4Money
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 5010
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Star Shards Collected: 205 Ores Mined: 4039
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to make a few measly bucks? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally make money by just standing still! That’s right, our server has a magical money tree that sprouts dollar bills instead of leaves. Just stand under it and watch the cash flow in.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of piggyback riding. Join them on their adventures as they ride through the mines and conquer dungeons with their oinking comrades.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rare breed of chickens that lay golden eggs. Forget about selling feathers and raw chicken, these golden eggs are worth more than a stack of diamonds! So come join our server and experience the wackiest and most profitable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

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  • BidenCraft vs ZelenskyyCraft

    BidenCraft vs ZelenskyyCraft
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 6085
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 448 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in this totally rad minecraft server, right? and then out of nowhere, biden and zelenskyy show up and start building a giant statue of a potato together. like, what even is happening, right? but then they’re like, “hey, come join our server and witness the potato magic for yourself!” and you’re just like, “heck yeah, sign me up!”

    so you join the server and you’re greeted by a talking chicken who’s like, “welcome to the land of the potato gods, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun!” and you’re just like, “this is the best day ever!”

    you start exploring the server and you come across a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are dancing to funky music. and then you find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. it’s like a dream come true, man.

    but the best part is when you stumble upon a group of llamas wearing sunglasses and playing poker. they invite you to join their game and you end up winning a stack of emeralds. it’s like you’re living in a minecraft fever dream and you never want to wake up.

    so yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server of all time, come join us and witness the madness for yourself. biden and zelenskyy might even make another appearance, who knows? just remember, in the land of the potato gods, anything is possible.

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  • Game Over Kids Minecraft Server

    Game Over Kids Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 2788
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Mythical Swords Crafted: 26
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Falling into the Void: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Dimension Hops: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you scream “AIIIIIIEEEEEE” with excitement? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it will make you want to run for your life like a McDonald’s mascot on a rampage. Join us if you dare, but beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We promise you’ll have a killer time…literally. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos!

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  • Bui Space Minecraft SMP

    Bui Space Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 6942
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Emeralds Found: 3829 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 34
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with VSPO! & vtubers who dominate FPS games and participate in crazy tournaments. Collabs with non-v and pro e-sports players are a regular occurrence, so get ready for some epic battles.

    But wait, there’s more! We have ongoing events like the Vspo Apex at TGS and the VSPO Niji Hololive music unit collab. Plus, our merch is so lit, you’ll want to deck yourself out in all the latest gear like the Aizawa Ema 3rd Anniversary Goods and the VSPO! GIGO collab.

    And don’t even get me started on our archived member projects – from 3D karaoke parties to academic tests, we’ve got it all. Join us for Minecraft Hide & Seek (Met POV) or Sumire’s VSPO Morals Check #2 – you won’t be disappointed.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft champion alongside these FPS legends!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GiftlessGamer Minecraft Server

    GiftlessGamer Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 2470
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Star Shards Collected: 50
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where miscommunication and drama are always on the menu! Join us for a grandiose virtual wedding, where you can attend prestigious events and dress up in rare suits and dresses that you have to rent or buy because why not?

    Fly in from other countries (virtually, of course) and experience the luxury of a secluded clean hotel in the Minecraft world. Who needs to go through the trouble of coming just for the room and food when you can celebrate the newlyweds’ big day with us?

    Gift-giving is optional here, but if you wish, there is an optional donation link for our honeymoon (in-game, of course). Feel free to donate a small, symbolic amount or just bring your virtual presence to the wedding – either way, drama and guilt are guaranteed!

    Join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where miscommunication reigns supreme and where you can feel lost about whether you’re the AITA or not. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the virtual drama unfold!

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  • FosterCraft: Not Your Mom’s Babysitter

    FosterCraft: Not Your Mom’s Babysitter
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 2741
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from family feuds and betrayals. Join us and leave all that family drama behind!

    Our server is so drama-free, even your estranged sister’s love child won’t be able to find you here! With no ex-husbands or cheating siblings in sight, you can finally relax and enjoy building your dream world in peace.

    Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining, you won’t even have time to think about family drama. Explore new lands, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends who won’t betray you with your ex-husband behind your back.

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave all that family drama in the past where it belongs. Who needs nieces and nephews when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer? Let’s build a drama-free paradise together!

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  • Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

    Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 2764
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Runes Activated: 7
    Gods Slained: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

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  • MineCraftMixTape

    MineCraftMixTape
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 4712
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Farms Harvested: 668
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Chimeras Created: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 23
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Meteorites Collected: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Minecraft players!

    Join us and you’ll be serenaded by our in-game jukebox that only plays the most outrageous guilty pleasure songs. From cheesy pop hits to cringy boy bands, we’ve got it all!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper, who busts out dance moves that will blow your mind. And rumor has it that if you can keep up with his funky fresh moves, he’ll grant you three wishes!

    So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Come on, you know you want to!

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