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Ice Age Oasis

30 feet, 9 meters, age, Ancient, antarctica, below, Chamber, discovery, Exploration, frozen lake, Ice, Liquid Fresh Water, Massive, Microbes, Millions of Years Ago, Oasis, Retrieval, samples, scientists, Solid Ice, Survival, time capsule, Unique

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5363
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

yo, u ever wanted to explore a frozen lake in antarctica that’s like a time capsule from millions of years ago? well, dis server is like dat but in minecraft form! we got unique microbes dat have survived in a massive chamber of liquid fresh water below more than 9 meters of solid ice. join us and uncover the secrets of dis icy world! plus, u might even find a hidden portal to a dimension filled with talking penguins and magical ice cream cones. come on, what are u waiting for? dive into the frozen madness now! 🐧🍦❄️

Aqua & Gruel: Neolithic Noms

agriculture, Ancient, Aqua, archaeology, Bread, Cooking, Culinary, diet, discoveries, Early Neolithic, Farmers, Food, grains, gruel, History, Meal, Neolithic, Noms, nutrition, research, Scandinavia, Scandinavian culture, Water

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Buildings Constructed:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

hey u! ya u, lookin for a wild ride in minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz we got WATER AND GRUEL – NOT BREAD! that’s right, we’re all about that neolithic farmer diet up in here.

imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.

so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Ancient Tools Unearthed: CraftyCraft Server

000-year-old, 22, Ancient, anthropology, archaeology, Artifacts, CraftyCraft, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, History, humans, ice age, Maryland, native americans, North America, prehistoric, research, Rewrite, Server, SETTLEMENT, stone tools, Tools, unearthed

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 22,000-YEAR-OLD TOOLS DISCOVERED IN MARYLAND!!! LIKE, WTF, WE OUT HERE REWRITING HISTORY OF HUMANS IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDING BLOCKY HOUSES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS.

IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮

Ancient Kingdoms Minecraft Server

Ancient, Britain, CHANGE, culture, Decline, heritage, History, Identity, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Modernization, Nostalgia, past, preservation, progress, Reflection, regret, sentiment, sentimentality, Server, society, tradition, transformation, VALUES

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Crops Grown:	1886	Ores Mined:	9205
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a wild ride, then you gotta join this server! We’re all about bringing back the good ol’ days of Britain, before it got ruined by, like, taxes and stuff. We’ve got crazy builds, insane events, and a community that will make you question reality. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Ancient Realms Minecraft Server

afk strategy, Ancient, Ballistic, battle royale, chapter 6, Festival Season 6, First-Person, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, Lady of Cranes, LEGO XP, mariah carey, Minecraft, Mission Alerts, OG Season Shop, Quests, Realms, Renegade Raider, ronin, season 1, Season XP Leveling Pace, Server, Shop, snoop dogg, Stats, text chat, Winterfest, Winterfest 2024, 鬼 HUNTERS

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Votes:	7040
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Fortnite and Winterfest had a baby and named it Gboon Edition! We got Ronin fights, Mariah Carey Winterfest, OG skins returning, and even a new text chat experience that will blow your mind! Plus, we got a tactical 5v5 shooter called Ballistic launching soon, and Snoop Dogg is gonna light up the stadium in Fortnite Festival Season 6! Don’t miss out on the Lady of Cranes Fortnite Crew subscription, it’s gonna be lit! Join now before reality glitches out, fam! #MinecraftMadness #GboonEdition #SnoopDoggInMinecraft

Ancient Minecraft SMP Time Travelers

Ancient, Minecraft, smp, Time, travelers

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7672
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ores Mined:	2959
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267
Divine Spears Created:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Crops Grown:	4571
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you will ever encounter! Picture this: 2500 years ago, a group of ancient Minecraft players stumbled upon a mystical server hidden deep within the virtual realm. Legend has it that this server is filled with rare ores, enchanted weapons, and even talking animals that can help you on your quest for dominance.

Join us on this wild adventure as we battle against mythical creatures, build towering castles, and uncover hidden secrets that have been buried for centuries. But beware, for the server is also home to powerful bosses who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Not to mention the endless possibilities for pranks, alliances, and epic battles that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become a legend in the Minecraft world. Join us on this ancient server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

NoWheel Minecraft Server

advancement, Ancient, Civilization, Communication, cultural shift, Development, Evolution, History, Impact, innovation, invention, Minecraft, NoWheel, progress, revolution, Server, societal change, societal improvement, society, Technology, Tools, Transportation, wheel

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but wheels and more wheels everywhere you turn? Well, look no further because our server is wheel-free! That’s right, no wheels allowed here. Why, you ask? Because we believe society would be better off without them. Join us on this wild ride (pun intended) as we navigate through a world where wheels are a thing of the past.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Wheelless Warriors, a group of players who have sworn off wheels for good. They roam the land on foot, using their wits and strength to conquer any challenge that comes their way. Rumor has it that they once defeated a horde of Creepers using nothing but their bare hands and a bag of potatoes.

So why join our wheel-free Minecraft server, you ask? Because where we’re going, we don’t need wheels. And who knows, you might just discover a whole new way to play the game that will leave you spinning (pun intended, again). So come on, ditch the wheels and join us on this crazy adventure. Who needs ’em anyway?

Ancient Races Minecraft Server

#Finns, Ancestry, Ancient, ancient civilizations, arab, crackers, Devils, Extinct, greece, History, Korean, larp, man, meds, migrated, Migration, Minecraft, Mythology, oldest races, Original Finns, Races, Rome, Server, yakub spawn

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the ancient history of the Korean and Finnish races! Did you know that original Finns looked like mediterranean or Arab people? It’s true! They either became extinct or traveled to establish Rome or Greece – talk about world domination! And those crackers who larp as them? Just spawn devils created by Yakub himself!

Join our server for a chance to uncover the secrets of these ancient civilizations and maybe even unlock hidden powers within yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the lost city of Atlantis while mining for diamonds! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Remember Beelzebub Minecraft SMP

Ancient, beelzebub, Dark, Demon, Devil, Entity, Evil, folklore, Hell, legend, Memory, Minecraft, Mythological, Mythology, Recollection, Religious, remember, Satan, Satanic, smp, Supernatural, underworld

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Villages Defended:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Potions Brewed:	118
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can join a community of players who have all suddenly remembered Beelzebub! That’s right, our server is haunted by the devil himself and he’s here to wreak havoc on our world. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of enchanted armor and weapons to protect ourselves from his fiery wrath.

Join us if you dare to face off against Beelzebub and his army of zombie pigmen, who have taken over our Nether realm and turned it into a chaotic inferno. But be warned, Beelzebub is a master of disguise and could be hiding among us, ready to strike when we least expect it.

But it’s not all doom and gloom on our server – we also have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where Beelzebub reigns supreme!

Ancient Minecraft SMP Legends

Ancient, Ancient times, Asia, backward, cow dung, cultural beliefs, developed, first world countries, god-like people, History, India, indian culture, Japan, japanese, koreans, Legends, Minecraft, modern India, Paradise, Poorest, shithole, Smelliest, smp, south korea, third world

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take you on a wild ride through time and culture! Ever wondered what it would be like to live in ancient India, where cow dung was the latest beauty trend? Or maybe you’re more interested in modern day South Korea and Japan, where they’ve left India in the dust and are living their best first world lives.

Join our server and experience the ultimate clash of civilizations, where you can build your own cow dung spa or high-tech skyscraper. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to India’s downfall and help them rise back to their former glory (spoiler alert: it involves a lot of cow dung).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey through time and culture, where anything is possible and cow dung is always in fashion. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

TwitterQuitterMC SMP

algorithm, alternative platforms, art, digital art, digital content, discord bot, elon musk, memes, new posts, News, nitter, Online Community, online presence, pixiv, quit Twitter, semi quit, smp, social media, social-networking, twitter, TwitterQuitterMC, western artist

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Secret Passages Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Towns Built:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of Elon’s shenanigans on Twitter? Looking for a new place to escape the chaos and enjoy some quality art without the algorithm messing everything up? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Our server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and enjoy some epic art without any interference from Twitter or its crazy algorithms.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly special. Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the Twitter madness once and for all! Who needs Elon when you have a world of creativity and fun waiting for you right here?

FamTripFiasco Minecraft Server

apologies, Argument, aunt, BOOTH, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Drama, drinks, emotions, Environment, family dynamics, family trip, family vacation, FamTripFiasco, high tension, Hotel, Mall, Minecraft, misunderstandings, regret, relationships, screaming match, Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dimension Hops:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Towns Built:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a family feud in a mall? Look no further! Join our server for some epic battles and intense drama that will make your family squabbles seem like child’s play.

We’ve got players who know how to throw shade better than a shady aunt at a family gathering. Get ready for some intense PvP action and heated arguments that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Join now and experience the thrill of getting kicked out of a booth in a virtual world, where the only thing louder than the screams is the sound of your own laughter. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most dramatic Minecraft server around. Trust us, it’s worth leaving your hotel room for!

WeddingCraft CashGrab

accusations, cashgrab, criticism, emotional destruction, Expenses, financial contribution, Food, friend’s wedding, hurt, misunderstanding, MONEY, PRESENT, recognition, reimbursement, Splitwise, Support, terrible friend, unappreciated, Value, washing dishes, WeddingCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated and undervalued in your friendships? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where your efforts are recognized and celebrated!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being criticized for not bringing a present or not washing dishes – because in this virtual world, the only thing you need to bring is your sense of humor and your creativity!

Imagine a place where you can build extravagant mansions, host epic weddings, and throw the most epic barbecues without ever having to worry about running out of food or being asked to go grocery shopping.

Join us and experience a world where your contributions are valued, your friendships are cherished, and your virtual plants are always well taken care of. Plus, we promise not to accuse you of trying to steal our virtual money – because on this server, we’re all about spreading love and laughter, not drama and misunderstandings.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun, friendship, and virtual adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the virtual witness at the most epic Spanish-Italian wedding ever!

EternalNoob Minecraft SMP

aging, death, eternal consciousness, eternal existence, eternal happiness, eternal journey, eternal life, Eternal Love, eternal pain, eternal perspective, eternal purpose, eternal sorrow, eternal wisdom, eternal youth, EternalNoob, existentialism, IMMORTALITY, Live Forever, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, philosophy, smp

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Votes:	5739
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Do you ever wonder what it would be like to live forever in a Minecraft world? Well, on our server, you can experience just that! Join us for endless adventures, epic battles, and never-ending fun!

Imagine building the most epic base that will stand the test of time, battling mobs that never seem to end, and forming alliances with players who will be your eternal companions. Who needs real life when you can live forever in the world of Minecraft?

But be warned, immortality comes with its challenges. You may find yourself trapped in a never-ending cycle of mining, crafting, and exploring. But hey, at least you’ll never have to worry about respawning, right?

So come join us on our server and experience the madness of living forever in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just become the immortal legend of our world!

BlockBustersCraft

behind the scenes, BlockBustersCraft, critical roles, crucial positions, essential roles, essential workers, impactful careers, important careers, important work, key roles, overlooked professions, significant contributions, societal impact, underappreciated jobs, underrated job, unrecognized jobs, unrecognized professions, unsung heroes, valuable services, vital occupations, vital services

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Emeralds Found:	889
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Have you ever thought about the unsung heroes of the world? The ones who work tirelessly behind the scenes to make sure everything runs smoothly? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally step into the shoes of these unsung heroes – the janitors! That’s right, forget about being a warrior or a builder, on our server, janitors rule the land!

But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of evil creepers invaded our server and started wreaking havoc everywhere. The warriors were powerless against them, the builders couldn’t keep up with the destruction, but do you know who saved the day? The janitors! Armed with nothing but their trusty brooms, they swept those creepers right off the server and restored peace once again.

So if you want to be a part of epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected triumphs, then join our server today and become the ultimate janitor hero! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret janitor society hidden deep within the server, where all the real magic happens. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to clean up the world and save the day in the most unexpected way possible!

UkraineCraft: Indian Army Edition

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Towns Built:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got eight Indians who were straight up fighting in the Russian army against Ukraine. Like, can you imagine the chaos and madness that went down? It’s like a real-life battle royale, but in Minecraft! Join now and be part of the craziest war ever seen in the blocky world. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. It’s lit, fam. Join now or miss out on the wildest ride of your life!

PhilosoraptorsCraft

Academia, aristotle, critical thinking, deep thinkers, Descartes, epistemology, Ethics, existentialism, group, intellectuals, kant, Logic, metaphysics, Nietzsche, philosophers, philosophy, PhilosoraptorsCraft, Plato, rationality, reason, scholars, Socrates

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3315
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	17	Void Gems Collected:	28
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

So, like, you wanna join this totally epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a group of philosophers, man. We call ’em a reason, like what even is that? But who cares, because on this server, you’ll be using your brain cells like never before.

We got crazy challenges that will make you question your existence, like building a house out of only carrots or finding a diamond in a sea of lava. And get this, if you complete all the challenges, you get to ride a flying pig around the server. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, but watch out for the killer bunnies guarding them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your inner philosopher run wild. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life while mining for diamonds. Or you could just have a good laugh with your friends and ride pigs into the sunset. The choice is yours, my friend.

CaloricCraft: Chips&Dip Bonanza

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mines Excavated:	4014	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the chips and dip flow like a waterfall of deliciousness! we promise a 77% greater caloric intake when you play on our server because our virtual snacks are just that good. plus, our players eat faster than lightning speed, so you better bring your appetite! who knew playing minecraft could make you so hungry? join us now for the ultimate snacking experience!

KengCraft – Your Ultimate Minecraft Server

Adventure, cannibals, Farmer, Fists of Justice, Giga muscle-girl, KengCraft, kenshi, Kenshi Fuck Mod, Kenshi General, LL modding, Minecraft, Mods, Moonrune, open-ended, Optimization, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Slave, squad-based, thief, trader.., Ultimate, WARLORD

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner warrior and become the ultimate Fist of Justice! Join us in epic battles, daring adventures, and outrageous quests that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, traps, and a giant chicken that breathes fire. Yes, you read that right – a fire-breathing chicken! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special mod that turns all the cows into muscle-bound supermodels, because who doesn’t want to milk a cow that can bench press a truck? And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try out our exclusive Kenshi Fuck Mod, where you can… well, use your imagination on that one.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional fire-breathing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get on the bad side of the ninja llamas, that is.

ZoomerZombieBods Minecraft SMP

body dysmorphia, body image, body positivity, Eating disorders, exercise habits, generation z, health, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecraft, physical health, screen time, sedentary lifestyle, self esteem, self-care, smp, social media, societal pressures, Technology, unhealthy habits, wellness, zoomers, ZoomerZombieBods

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Come join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest adventures. Want to fight a dragon with a rubber chicken? We got you covered. How about riding a llama into battle against an army of creepers? Totally doable.

But that’s not all – we have the most insane events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through an obstacle course. And don’t even get us started on our legendary “TNT Cannon Wars” where chaos reigns supreme.

So why do zoomers have such messed up bodies? Because they’ve been playing on our server too much, laughing their butts off and having the time of their lives. Join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!