Ancestry Minecraft Servers

Ancestry

  • VikingCraft: Raiding and Trading with ‘The Euro Natives’

    VikingCraft: Raiding and Trading with ‘The Euro Natives’

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous and hilarious server you’ll ever come across! Welcome to the land of the “native Americans of Europe” – where Vikings ride llamas into battle and build longhouses out of diamond blocks.

    Join us on this wild adventure as we reenact historical events with a hilarious twist. Ever wanted to see Julius Caesar get taken down by a group of rowdy Celts armed with nothing but wooden swords? Or watch as Joan of Arc leads an army of chickens into battle against the evil Ender Dragon? Well, now you can on our one-of-a-kind server.

    But that’s not all! We also have custom mini-games like “Potato Sack Races” and “Sheep Wrestling” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Leprechaun Hunt” event where players can search for hidden pots of gold while dodging mischievous leprechauns throwing exploding clovers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience and become a part of the wackiest history lesson you’ll ever learn!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Pixelated Identity Crisis

    Pixelated Identity Crisis

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, THIS server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where you can EXPLORE exotic lands, battle fierce mobs, and DISCOVER hidden treasures. But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic PVP battles, compete in crazy challenges, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on our server, you can TRANSFORM into any Minecraft character you want, from a majestic dragon to a sassy llama. Plus, we have a secret hidden DISCO room where you can dance the night away with other players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today and let the adventure begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blue-eyed Creepers: The Mystery of Minecraft Diversity

    Blue-eyed Creepers: The Mystery of Minecraft Diversity

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the white racers with blue eyes are the chosen ones! But why do only some of them have blue eyes, you ask? Well, legend has it that those with blue eyes possess UNLIMITED POWER and can summon EXPLODING SHEEP to do their bidding.

    Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the blue-eyed white racers. Will you be able to harness their power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Or will you be left in the dust, wondering why your eyes aren’t as blue as the rest?

    But beware, for there are CREEPERS lurking around every corner, waiting to sabotage your journey. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the challenges that await them on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just be the next white racer with blue eyes to rule them all.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Ye Olde Ancestor’s Craft

    Ye Olde Ancestor’s Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to post your ancestor!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle, summon dragons to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server has unicorns that poop rainbows, leprechauns that give you diamonds, and zombies that breakdance!

    So why wait? Join us now and make your Minecraft dreams come true in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty N’ Crazy: The Manly Minecraft Server

    Crafty N’ Crazy: The Manly Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of waiting for your reparations from the descendants of Romans? Well, look no further because this Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us and embark on a quest to claim what is rightfully yours in the virtual world of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! On this Minecraft server, you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. The possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server today and start your journey to reclaim your long overdue reparations in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knew getting revenge could be so much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • InbredCraft: Where family trees are more like family bushes

    InbredCraft: Where family trees are more like family bushes

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are our building skills! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of discovering our unique heritage while constructing epic structures in the blocky world of Minecraft.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered that their parents were actually first cousins. But instead of running away in horror, they embraced their dysfunctional family and built a castle together that defied all laws of physics and genetics.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your family tree and your sanity, look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with inbreeding humor and mind-bending builds. Who knows, you might just discover that your long-lost uncle is also your next-door neighbor in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PhenoCraft: Mine, Build, and LOL with Friends!

    PhenoCraft: Mine, Build, and LOL with Friends!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t care about your skin color, we only care about your phenotype! Are you a tall, dark, and handsome Enderman? Or maybe you’re a short, stubby Creeper with a heart of gold. Whatever your phenotype, we want you to join our server and show off your unique traits!

    But wait, there’s more! Did you know that on our server, diamonds grow on trees? Literally! Just plant a sapling and watch as it sprouts into a beautiful diamond tree. And don’t even get us started on the zombie pigmen who moonlight as professional chefs, cooking up the most delicious porkchops you’ve ever tasted.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underwater city, where mermaids and sea monsters live in harmony, throwing the wildest underwater raves you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your scuba gear and your dancing shoes!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover a world where anything is possible, and where your phenotype is celebrated like never before. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Ancestral Bongbros: Where history meets hilarity in Minecraft!

    Ancestral Bongbros: Where history meets hilarity in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in the land of the Bongbros? Dive into a world where your ancestors were legendary yellow warriors who smoked their enemies into oblivion! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the secrets of the Bongbros clan as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the server lies a magical bong that grants wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its power and become the ultimate Bongbro champion?

    So grab your pickaxe, light up some torches, and get ready to blaze a trail through the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Join us now and become a part of the legendary Bongbros legacy!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blue-Eyed Brits vs. Indian Minecrafter Madness

    Blue-Eyed Brits vs. Indian Minecrafter Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with Indian people with blue and green eyes! Yes, you heard that right – British occupation has left a magical mark on South Asia, and now you can join us to witness this rare phenomenon in all its glory.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mystical creatures like rainbow-colored llamas and talking parrots who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant diamond-encrusted elephant somewhere in the depths of our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while sipping on a cup of chai. The possibilities are endless on our server – so join today and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Flagged for Diversity Minecraft Server

    Flagged for Diversity Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is like a melting pot of Minecraft enthusiasts from all corners of the world! We’ve got players from the North Pole building igloos, players from the Amazon rainforest swinging from vines, and even players from Atlantis building underwater castles! Join us for a truly global Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even make friends with a Martian or two!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP