Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are our building skills! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of discovering our unique heritage while constructing epic structures in the blocky world of Minecraft.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered that their parents were actually first cousins. But instead of running away in horror, they embraced their dysfunctional family and built a castle together that defied all laws of physics and genetics.
So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your family tree and your sanity, look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with inbreeding humor and mind-bending builds. Who knows, you might just discover that your long-lost uncle is also your next-door neighbor in Minecraft!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t care about your skin color, we only care about your phenotype! Are you a tall, dark, and handsome Enderman? Or maybe you’re a short, stubby Creeper with a heart of gold. Whatever your phenotype, we want you to join our server and show off your unique traits!
But wait, there’s more! Did you know that on our server, diamonds grow on trees? Literally! Just plant a sapling and watch as it sprouts into a beautiful diamond tree. And don’t even get us started on the zombie pigmen who moonlight as professional chefs, cooking up the most delicious porkchops you’ve ever tasted.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underwater city, where mermaids and sea monsters live in harmony, throwing the wildest underwater raves you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your scuba gear and your dancing shoes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover a world where anything is possible, and where your phenotype is celebrated like never before. See you in the game!
Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in the land of the Bongbros? Dive into a world where your ancestors were legendary yellow warriors who smoked their enemies into oblivion! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the secrets of the Bongbros clan as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the server lies a magical bong that grants wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its power and become the ultimate Bongbro champion?
So grab your pickaxe, light up some torches, and get ready to blaze a trail through the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Join us now and become a part of the legendary Bongbros legacy!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with Indian people with blue and green eyes! Yes, you heard that right – British occupation has left a magical mark on South Asia, and now you can join us to witness this rare phenomenon in all its glory.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mystical creatures like rainbow-colored llamas and talking parrots who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant diamond-encrusted elephant somewhere in the depths of our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while sipping on a cup of chai. The possibilities are endless on our server – so join today and let the madness begin!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is like a melting pot of Minecraft enthusiasts from all corners of the world! We’ve got players from the North Pole building igloos, players from the Amazon rainforest swinging from vines, and even players from Atlantis building underwater castles! Join us for a truly global Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even make friends with a Martian or two!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the solution for you! Our server has been scientifically proven to be 10 times more fun because we’ve added a secret ingredient – Polish genes! That’s right, we’ve spliced in some DNA from the land of pierogis and polka music to make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.
Join our server for a chance to experience the power of Polish genes in action. Your character will be imbued with superhuman strength, the ability to speak fluent Polish (even if you’ve never studied the language), and an insatiable craving for kielbasa. Plus, every time you mine a block, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing a polka remix of your favorite song.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Polish Minecart Races. Strap in and hold on tight as you zoom through twisting tunnels and loop-de-loops, all while dodging flying pierogis and giant bottles of vodka. The winner gets a lifetime supply of kielbasa and bragging rights as the fastest miner in all of Minecraft.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of Polish genes for yourself. Trust us, once you go Polish, you’ll never go back!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a history book on steroids! Join us and witness the epic battle between Ohtani the Mongolian warrior and Jomon the ancient Japanese samurai. Will they team up to defeat the Ender Dragon or will they be too busy arguing over who has the cooler armor? Only one way to find out – join our server and choose a side in this epic showdown of historical proportions!
Are you tired of all the Italian stereotypes in Minecraft? Join our server where we are on a mission to beat those stereotypes! We even have two great uncles named Mario and Luigi who are always causing chaos and making pasta in the virtual world. Join us for a wild ride filled with pizza parties, pasta battles, and plenty of blocky shenanigans. Who needs a princess when you have us? Come join the fun and let’s show the world what true Italian Minecraft players are made of!
Come join our Minecraft server and find out if she’s Polish or Russian! We have a whole village dedicated to solving this mystery, complete with a giant potato statue and a dance floor where you can show off your best Slavic moves. Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of pierogies and vodka. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no backstory or lore? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic origin story you’ve ever heard! Legend has it that our nation was founded by a group of warrior llamas who were tired of being mistreated by evil villagers. They banded together and created a utopia where llamas rule supreme and everyone rides around on llama-back instead of horses. Join our server and become part of this epic llama revolution!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical rainbow unicorn who grants wishes to anyone who can find it. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to unleash a horde of killer bunnies on your enemies? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server thanks to our mystical unicorn friend.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest, most fantastical Minecraft nation you’ve ever seen. Llama warriors, rainbow unicorns, and unlimited wishes – what more could you ask for?
The best Grief server is DarkGrief, here you can survive, kill, grief, and at the end of the wipe for top 1 on the server you can get a donation absolutely FREE!!!
Welcome to LaTerreta Network! Survival, Skyblock, Skywars and Creative Server!!!!! Enjoy with your friends, 0 lag, the best experience, well-equipped staff. What are you waiting for?!
Welcome to NullHaven! We are a friendly community of players united by nostalgia forversion 1.5.2 and old Minecraft. On our server you can definitely find something of your own, be it pleasantcommunication, the opportunity to build something grandiose or just remember the old days.
We have an adequate and responsible administration that allows you to play without tension and discomfort and quicklysolving in-game issues, as well as a good technical component of the server, ensuring an enjoyable gamewithout lags or sagging.
There is a minimum donation on the server, and what can be purchased does not provide any significant advantages to donors. We alsowe do not sell creative, VIP, admin panels and other privileges, only trusted people get access to moderation,capable of responsibly approaching issues of helping players and ensuring order on the server.
Welcome to NullHaven! We are waiting for everyone and everyone is welcome 🙂
NewSurvivalServer is a brand spanking new 1.19 survival server! We focus all on our community and enjoy interacting with players regularly. The server offers a traditional Minecraft experience that we all know and love but with some amazing additional features.
Everybody is welcome to play and I personally can’t wait to see you online and greet you myself! What are you waiting for? JOIN NOW!
The Imperium is a geo-political worldbuilding server which opened November 30th 2022. This server has something for everyone, politics, war, rp, economy, and hidden secrets throughout the realm.
LootCraft is a legendary survival and minigames network where you can rank up by voting, everything on our safe survival server Blue is 100% grief protected, and the staff are friendly and helpful. We do our best to preserve your semi-Vanilla survival experience. On blue we do not allow raiding or griefing, which means all your builds are completely safe. If you like pure survival, this is the server for you!
Each vote gets you closer to the next rank up, and each new rank gets you additional /sethome’s.